i have a toothache

[jammytastic]

there is no pain like tooth pain.

you know when it aches so bad that you cant ever remember when it didnt hurt?

owwwwwwie owwwwie owwwwwwwwww.

WHISKEY!

[kleptomaniac]

sorry about that. i don't know what you're feeling right now cuz i've never had a toothache before...

sounds like this calls for a trip to the dentist!

[Bob]

just think about what it would be like to have snakes and live maggots down your pants and the snakes are eating the live maggots and biting you a little, i saw it on TV last night, it was nasty

[jammytastic]

when i was wee i had whooping cough. i was put on anti-biotics or something but they took the enamel off my baby teeth. so i had to have 6 or 7 taken out.

i was put under and when i woke up i was singing.

i dont know why i told ye that but i remembered and thought id share.

a friend of mine who you can call the buscuit had to have her wisdom tooth taken out. i was up with her sister in her house when her dad brings her in. it was gas she was mad outta it slurrin and dribblin. we have pics of her with drool on her chin and her eyes rolled back. hahaha. funny.

im scared of the dentist. but mine looks like gerry adams of sinn fein fame and he gives me a girlie boner so ya know its a pleasure to see him.

id fuck the real gerry adams no bother. real savage like.

im rambling. you know why dont you? im trying not to concentrate on the searing pain in my mouth.

[jammytastic]

im so not thinking about snakes bob. i shall think of sharks biting lumps out of my torso.

[paul jones]

yeah toothache ....it's a cunt of a shit! (n)

get tooth ache free soon ! (y)

[jackrock]

stomp on your foot to distract the pain away from it... seriously, might work for a while

and i know what you mean by you can't remember when it didnt hurt, like you see people on tv all pain free and it's like .. how are they soo fine?1 .. it's weird

[jammytastic]

people being all happy and toothy on the tv are a shower of cunts.

my dog is doing my fucking head in. shes just sitting looking at me barking her fucking face off. SHUT UP PENNY! SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP!

shell be so lucky if she doesnt get a boot in the head.

[Bob]

im so not thinking about snakes bob. i shall think of sharks biting lumps out of my torso.

but it's sure to distract you. in fact, the name of the show i saw it on was called "distraction", it's this game show on comedy central where they ask a bunch of dumb people really simple questions, only they torture them while they're asking them so they're distracted. like for one part, every time they buzzed in to answer a question, they got an electric shock. then there was the snakes n' maggots down the pants thing. then at the end, when you win your prize, they make you answer these reasonably difficult questions, and every time you get one wrong, the losing contestants get to smash up your prize a little.

it's usually pretty funny, but snakes and maggots, fucking seriously

[jammytastic]

yeah we had that over here. you guys are so last year. or whenever it was.

jimmy carr = a funny little cunt.

[Bob]

i thought it might be like that, because the host is british, only the contestants were all americans. they must have americanized it.

i'd have thought a show like that would have started in japan, for sure

[yeahwho]

Yeah I had tooth pain before xmas and it about knocked me on my ass. I started out at level 5 on the painOmeter eating 4 ibuprofens, but then I awoke at 2 AM in level 8 rapidly heading to 10. I couldn't sit still it hurt so bad. After 2 hydrocodones it mellowed, I had to get antibiotcs to make it stop.

INSANE! Sorry to hear about your situation.

[jackrock]

braces suck ass for tooth pain :mad:

[jammytastic]

im goin the dentist in 15 mins.

shitting myself.

[jammytastic]

well now.

i got a tooth REMOVED. im in severe shock.

my wisdom tooth (top left fact fans!) is coming through and he said i can either get that out or the tooth its trying to squeeze by. i voted the non-wisdom tooth. probobly the wrong choice but whatever.

i choose my choice i choose my choice. (har har sex & the city)

man im hungry. bascon sambo and a cup of tea would be swell right now.

how long before i can eat? he said not to rinse my mouth out cause the blood clot would get removed and id get dry socket whatever the fuck that is.

id actually love a massive spliff but noooooooooooooooo i cant.

bleh.

[jammytastic]

ben & jerrys fossil fuel!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! i have a carton in the freezer. woo and indeed hoo.

maybe a litre of chocolate icecream wouldnt be so bad.

and a cup of tea.

and a heated spoon.

thank you ms.crafty!

[roosta]

im scared of the dentist. but mine looks like gerry adams of sinn fein fame and he gives me a girlie boner so ya know its a pleasure to see him.

id fuck the real gerry adams no bother. real savage like.


you'd fuck gerry adams? ewwww....

[jammytastic]

banoffi is banana right?

i hate nanners.

i love ice cream.

and tea.

*clinks spoons w/ms.crafty*

[jammytastic]

you'd fuck gerry adams? ewwww....

id have a go of bin laden too if he got rid of the beard.

im drawn to scoundrels.

[roosta]

but gerry has the biggest beard of them all!

[jammytastic]

yeah but gerry would also have an armalite and hed have me tied up so i wouldnt have much of a say in his facial hair.

[roosta]

Ahahahahah....(y)

probably wear a balaclava too...

[jammytastic]

heh.

i need to plug my hole.

the hole where my tooth was you dirty guttersnip.

[jammytastic]

i hear hes a suave motherfucker.

and you know what i say about skinny men dontcha?

[jammytastic]

yeah!

i really love skinny boys with shaved heads. like really. i go a big wet one for them.

[Rawr]

get high ?
i just realised if you say that in repeat it sounds like Jedi.
STAR WARS!

[jammytastic]

YEAH!

THAT WOULD BE A HOOT!

[TAL]

A tooth hoot!

[synch]

Did they use crack as an anesthetic?