Here I am again

[DandyFop]

Stupid guy snores so damn loud!! I don't know if I should tell him that's the reason I left in the middle of the night or just say that I can't sleep well in someone else's bed.

It's becoming apparent that I really like the physical aspect of this relationship (such a good kisser, omggggg), but the other stuff....yeah. I'm still trying to figure out his personality...he's extremely intelligent which is a big turn on, but he can also be egotistical because of it, the biggest turn-off ever.

For fuck's sake can't I just find somebody I really really like who is also the best kisser ever? Jesus :mad:

[Knuckles]

tell that sucker to sleep on his side (!)

[Anne Lauren]

Stupid guy snores so damn loud!! I don't know if I should tell him that's the reason I left in the middle of the night or just say that I can't sleep well in someone else's bed.

It's becoming apparent that I really like the physical aspect of this relationship (such a good kisser, omggggg), but the other stuff....yeah. I'm still trying to figure out his personality...he's extremely intelligent which is a big turn on, but he can also be egotistical because of it, the biggest turn-off ever.

For fuck's sake can't I just find somebody I really really like who is also the best kisser ever? Jesus :mad:

How long have ya'll been dating?

Maybe he's acting egotistical and kinda like a know-it-all because he still feels sorta uncomfortable around you. He's kinda unsure what to say, so it ends up coming out all wrong because he's a little nervous.

I've had that experience.

[roosta]

stab him in his cock

[tracky]

cut it off bobbit style

[jammytastic]

or even better!

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/broken_penis_Jul_05_2004.html

dont open that in work yis cabbages.

[synch]

I refuse to click on anything with "broken penis" in the link.

[jammytastic]

what if i was to tell you that not only is the dudes dick broken its also shoved up his hairy arse? would you look then?

his wife did it cause he was ridin the maid.

[tracky]

that's a wise move synch

although i did lol

[synch]

what if i was to tell you that not only is the dudes dick broken its also shoved up his hairy arse? would you look then?

his wife did it cause he was ridin the maid.
That would give me even more incentive not to click on the link.

Perv.

[jammytastic]

could i interest you in a child running around on fire?

[jammytastic]

That would give me even more incentive not to click on the link.

Perv.

im more than comfortable with my perv status.

[synch]

Good for you!

The "kinky" in your avatar kind of gave it away though.

Are you male or female? I was wondering after your post in the "turn on/off" thing.

[jammytastic]

im a laydee.

or at least im female.

[synch]

Gotcha.

That does explain why "broken penis" didn't make you cringe.

[jammytastic]

a broken vagina wouldnt make me cringe either.

you are just weak.

[synch]

Yes, my instincts protect my fragile mind against damaged genitalia.

[jammytastic]

its not your dick. chances are it wont ever be your dick.

stop being a floppy vagina.

[synch]

Yeah, well. Whatever.

:(

[jammytastic]

awww. hush. poor wee synch.

[TAL]

Jammy, nice avatar.

[synch]

awww. hush. poor wee synch.
Well... I ain't that "wee" but no, I won't voluntarily watch any broken dicks :)

Everyone has got to have hobbies though!

[jammytastic]

tal yeah its lovely aint it? made it myself.

[Loppfessor]

Is it just me or does DandyFob get around?

[DandyFop]

It's just you. Of course I guess that depends on your definition of "gets around". But, yeah I've dated 3 guys within the last year, though I have kissed others.

[Echewta]

You should hide something inbetween the matresses of the men you visit so that they find it when they move from their current residence (God knows they dont flip their mattress every couple of months. Who does that besides me?) Leave like a note and dont sign it. Example:

"Dear Sir,

Your penis was small and smelled as if you dipped it in guacamole."

[DandyFop]

Hey I don't sleep with a lot of guys :(

And anyway, just cause I left you that note doesn't mean I'm gonna leave it for everybody.

[tracky]

I flip my matress

[Echewta]

I flip my matress
hi5!

Dandy, I didn't say you slept with many people, I'm just giving you an idea so then when you do crash at someones place, you can laugh about it when you are 80 years old saying "hahaha I left 4, 40, 400 notes to confuse guys. I win!"

[Echewta]

I need to start going to parties again and fucking with peoples shit. Leaving random notes or little plastic monkeys in pill bottles or bags of flour rule.

[DandyFop]

I'm aiming for 57.

[Echewta]

Can I call you Dandy Heinz?

[DandyFop]

You can call me whatever you want

[Echewta]

Starmaster?

[DandyFop]

I've written and erased about ten sexual things.

I should just go.

[synch]

I need to start going to parties again and fucking with peoples shit. Leaving random notes or little plastic monkeys in pill bottles or bags of flour rule.
We once opened a small can of pringles from the bottom with a can opener when we were hanging out in the kitchen at a birthday party. We ate all the pringles and replaced it with cereal.

The icky thing about jokes like that is that you never get to see the persons face when they rip the lid off of the pringles box and find muesli :(