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jabumbo
01-19-2006, 01:30 PM
apparently one of the hospitals is offering $25,000 to anyone who will allow them to surgically remove one testicle and they will replace it with a fake one if you so desire.



the question is, would you do it?

fucktopgirl
01-19-2006, 01:32 PM
i dont have nuts so...

but if so,,,depend if was poor and if this does not alter the sperm force!

And why they want nuts??

jabumbo
01-19-2006, 01:35 PM
i'm guessing they would use them for research, but i don't really know for sure...

at a meeting the other night, my friend was going around asking all the guys what they would do. i don't think i could do it, unless i really needed the money

abcdefz
01-19-2006, 01:36 PM
I wonder what substance they would use. I mean, a nitroglyceren testicle is a bad idea in so many ways.

DandyFop
01-19-2006, 01:36 PM
I'd do it.

paulb
01-19-2006, 01:36 PM
25G............................................... ..tempting.....

Bob
01-19-2006, 01:39 PM
i don't really need the money that bad, i'd rather keep the nut.

not that i'm using them much, but still. you never know.

maybe if i need to pay for law school.

wanton wench
01-19-2006, 01:54 PM
will they pay the same if i bring one in??

i'm so gonna lorraine it tonight when i go out.

bigblu89
01-19-2006, 02:00 PM
I'd do it. You only need one.

ericlee
01-19-2006, 02:12 PM
Hell, mine has done their job already and I got no plans for more kids so I'd sell them both.

jabumbo
01-19-2006, 02:34 PM
I'd do it. You only need one.


a couple guys had said that. but wouldnt it be weird feeling?

cosmo105
01-19-2006, 03:59 PM
just $25,000? huh. what are they going to do with the teste? hackey sack?

jabumbo
01-19-2006, 04:03 PM
just $25,000? huh. what are they going to do with the teste? hackey sack?


so does that mean you won't be selling yours?

bigblu89
01-19-2006, 04:04 PM
a couple guys had said that. but wouldnt it be weird feeling?

If they replace it with a falsy, who cares.

Plus me and my wife are the only two that see it.

cosmo105
01-19-2006, 04:11 PM
i wish there was a way they could just empty a nut of all sperm and put them in a popsicle mold and freeze them then snip snip the tubes down there and never have to worry about birth control. when you want a baby, defrost a little and it's push pop time.

Chad the Lad
01-19-2006, 05:59 PM
just $25,000? huh. what are they going to do with the teste?

high priced office lunch, there appetisers!!!

Monsieur Decuts
01-19-2006, 06:36 PM
Sure as hell I would. I'd sell both if I would get $50,000. Where do I sign up?

This would write off my student loan. I'd save a little juice for kids down the road or whatever...as long as I could still have an o. I'd see if they could make the fakies hollow and hookem up to the equipment.

Hello Good time party gags A+...Jones Soda Shower anyone?

ms.peachy
01-20-2006, 03:54 AM
i wish there was a way they could just empty a nut of all sperm and put them in a popsicle mold and freeze them then snip snip the tubes down there and never have to worry about birth control. when you want a baby, defrost a little and it's push pop time.
Jeez cos, for one of them organic tree-hugger types that's some pretty fuckin' hardcore Brave-New-World shit there.

jabumbo
01-20-2006, 07:23 AM
popsicles tend to stick to hair