forklift injuries

[The Notorious LOL]

hay anyone ever get injured by a forklift? ;)

[Tzar]

yeah
and the forklift told me to tell you to SPEED UP YOUR AVATAR!

[cosmo105]

what's robmoney's favorite piece of heavy machinery?


a forklift



GET IT


CAUSE HE LIKES TO EAT

[The Notorious LOL]

what's robmoney's favorite piece of heavy machinery?


a forklift



GET IT


CAUSE HE LIKES TO EAT


I get it hahahah lol

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

Forklife injuries? can u say lawsuit?
I have a yearly subscription to Sporklife. This month's edition has a special "Tales from KFC" story.

[TurdBerglar]

i dropped a palette on my foot once (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/TurdBerglar/toe.jpg)

[Tzar]

i hate palettes. just the sight of them scares me. can't trust it

[Matt]

i dropped a palette on my foot once (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/TurdBerglar/toe.jpg)

woah, me too. Actually, I didn't drop it, this idiot that I worked with dropped it on me. He dosent work there anymore, mostly because he was an idiot.

I could have swore that Robmoney's favorite piece of machinery was the Racist Hatemonger-roller.

[tracky]

this guy has (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/743/)

[jabumbo]

this guy has (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/743/)


its been a while since i've seen that one. always good for a couple laughs (y)

[Qdrop]

working at a packaging plant...i'm walking around forklifts and pallets all fuckin day...

shit, i've seen about a dozen training videos that would put that german one to shame...just on pure hokiness...

[HEIRESS]

back in the day, my aunt got her wedding ring caught on one somehow and it ripped her ring finger off

she'd just gotten married a few months before too

:/

[Qdrop]

at one of the plants my co-worker used to work for....this one dude got is finger too close to a nip-point on a press...and it tore his finger right off.....

about 2 months later.....someone asked how it had happened. so he points to the press and shows them the nip-point where it happened....
"i was holding my hand close, like this..."

SNAP!

it took another finger off.

what a fuckin dumb ass.

[jammytastic]

id love to have seen that.

actuall id love to see anyone get their finger ripped off.

or their head.

[tracky]

Some people are either really stupid or really unlucky (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006030190,00.html)

[alexandra]

i dropped a palette on my foot once (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/TurdBerglar/toe.jpg)
that's one hairy toe.

[abcdefz]

hay anyone ever get injured by a forklift? ;)



Broke a toe.

I was sitting on top of the cage and didn't realize my toes had sneaked under the safety bar. My friend was lowering a pallate and the bar came down and I started yelling to stop. He stopped. I kept yelling "Take it UP! Take it UP!" and he almost pulled it down because he thought I was joking, as usual, and THIS time he wouldn't get fooled.

Thankfully, he raised the pallate/forks and my toe was broken instead of shorn off. I hopped around for a while going "ow!' though. :o

[TurdBerglar]

that's one hairy toe.


you should see the rest of my feet

[alexandra]

sounds tempting, but i think i'll pass.

[TurdBerglar]

i have to shave my feet becuase the hair gets notted up in my socks somehow and it really fuckn' hurts when i take my socks off

[abcdefz]

If your mama hadn't diddled a Hobbit, none of this would be a problem.

[fucktopgirl]

MAn that unfortunate,,,hopefully yoou dont have that kind of problem in your crotch area!!

[TurdBerglar]

only when i walk around with a sock on my cock

[fucktopgirl]

haha!

And this happen a lot?

[abcdefz]

-- whenever Flea needs a vacation.

[TurdBerglar]

flea is one hell of a lazy fuck

[fucktopgirl]

yes true,,does'nt get a lot of exercice!!

[marsdaddy]

i hate palettes.I have a fine palette. Could you imagine being color blind?