Knuckles needs some BBMB love

[Knuckles]

I'm feeling really down today. :(

working too many hours...

my sister is acting crazy again...

my cat just puked on the rug...


I'm going to bed now but when I open this thread tomorrow I hope I find some words of encouragement. I need a pick-me-up.




















Or you could just insult me and tell me what a whiny little bitch I'm being.

[Medellia]

I'm sorry you're feeling down, Knucks. I also feel bad for your poor sick kitty. :(

[TurdBerglar]

one time the cat was getting ready for some pukeing so i swifty grabbed him and threw him out the back door and he start pukeing while he was flying through the air. i thought it was funny

[Loppfessor]

Umm even though you probably only vaguely know who I am....Uh I think Knuckles is awesome!

[mickill]

Somebody needs to pop in some Appetite For Destruction and just let it all out. Let the tears flow, bruh. Get back in touch with your inner man.

[enree erzweglle]

I hope you saw that cat puke with your eyes before you found it with your bare feet.

Hope things are looking more up for you today. :)

PS: My cat slinked onto my lap last night and put stink on me.

[Praying Mantis]

You think you had a bad day...How about Brad

The First Message is a girl's apology email for cheating on Brad.

The 2nd is his reply which was Bcc'd to his entire address book. He makes some excellent points.

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Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behaviour didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it.

I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.


I am so sorry.


Elizabeth



Dear Elizabeth,


Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight.



The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,
Brad

[jammytastic]

hahaha

[jammytastic]

that song reminds me of fear and loathing and by conincidence its one of my favourite things.

[synch]

Shitty days around the globe it seems.

Just have a peek at the missus and the offspring, should bring a smile to your face.

If that doesn't work take mickill's advice.

God I didn't think I'd ever have to utter those words...


edit: I re-read your first post and thought you said your cat had puked on your dog.

Heh.

[abcdefz]

Knuckles, Sir --

...well, you know.

Hope you get a lift. (y)

[venusvenus123]

here's a hug knuckles. about all i'm up to right now. :)

[wanton wench]

knuckles
first of all sounds like you need a hug (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/lionshug.jpg). some candy (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/freecandy.jpg) might make you feel better. take a chance. a hot shower (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/camelshower.jpg) sometimes helps. then take a lesson from this happy kid (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/badboy.jpg). remember there is always someone (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/troublebrewing.jpg) who is having a worse day than you. i hope this made you smile (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/happykitty.jpg).

[Kid Presentable]

At least you don't have pancreatic cancer. :)

[Kid Presentable]

So are you over it yet?

Nah man, I don't have pancreatic cancer. That's just loopy.

[hpdrifter]

Wow, it seems like there are a lot of bummed people on the board right now.

PrayingMantis, are you Brad or did you find that on craigslist or something?

Either way: :(

Well, Knuckles, I hope things are looking up today.

Interesting aside, I was not aware that you are in B'ham. :cool:

I will have to create a Western Washington clique thread (mickill, you can post in it too, you're close enough).

[g-mile7]

just look in the mirror. Then you will realize your the man (y)

[Kid Presentable]

Oh, well I'll still wear my yellow band.

You're a lunatic. Got any change, dawg?

[ToucanSpam]

Knuckles, you make me laugh at myself. Which, thanks to you, I know isn't a bad thing.

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh Knuckles, I love you so much!

I want your butt!

[Kid Presentable]

Oh Knuckles, I love you so much!

I want your butt!

lol

[Praying Mantis]

Nope not brad...someone sent it to me. It just makes me laugh.

[synch]

Knuckles, you make me laugh at myself. Which, thanks to you, I know isn't a bad thing.
You found that out on this board? Well... better late than never!

[hpdrifter]

Excuse me, hp, can't you see what I'm trying to do? :D

I guess not. I need to lay off the MDMA.

[fucktopgirl]

knuckles i love you even if i dont know you and i want to lick your ears!!!

[marsdaddy]

my cat just puked on the rug...I hope you cleaned it before you went to bed. Dried cat puke is so much harder to clean than fresh puke.

I feel for you man. I had a crappy day once, too. Then I realized I was happy to be alive.

[kleptomaniac]

lol my dad calls me knuckles sometimes....i can't believe i just said that.... :o


klepto sends all her love to you. you can even keep some of it
in a shoebox, in case you need it later on... :D

[Knuckles]

Seriously, thanks to everyone who posted here. Reading these made me smile like Cosmo would if she went to this (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gosimonstown.com/penguinfestival/pics/Penguin%2520Map600.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gosimonstown.com/penguinfestival/&h=413&w=600&sz=64&tbnid=J7V1kjjUsMbZNM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=133&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenguin%2Bfestival%26svnum%3D10%26hl% 3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff) .



Butt lovin'...

Ear lickin'...

GunsNRoses...

Could I ask for anything more? :D

[The Notorious LOL]

*e-heterosexual backrub*


;) for heterosexual purposes.

[yeahwho]

If your from around the NW it is now time to take your focus off rain and put it squarely on the Seahawks my friend, Chuckanut then focus. (y) The Love will follow. Guaranteed!

[Knuckles]

I haven't missed a game in three years. (y)

I can't wait for Sunday!

[little j]

hey knucks.

sorry you are blue.

i hope you are soon like my breasts....happy and perky :)








ok that was retarded. ;)

[befsquire]

sorry you were in a low spot yesterday -- hope today looks a lot better for you and everyone in your life. :)

i was a little bummed the other day when i left the jail -- one of my male clients started crying and it made me start to cry. i'm prepared for the women to cry (they usually want out "right now" because they're in withdrawals), but not for a man to start crying. and he brought a notepad so that he could take notes. :(

[mickill]

Knuckles, you make me laugh at myself. Which, thanks to you, I know isn't a bad thing.
Or a difficult thing.