so, some of my co-workers think i have a shotgun in my car

[Qdrop]

yeah....i hate office workers.

one of the division teams i'm on, the Safety Awareness Team, had a team luncheon today...
they took us out to the Olive Garden.
there's like 6 of us.

i am, by far, the youngest....and have nothing in common with them otherwise.
all they talked about (most of them are chicks) was thier kids and what school they are sending them too, quickest routes to work....and other very shallow, boring subjects.
whatever, free lunch.

so i arrived a little late, in a separate car (had to got the post office).....but on the way out, my boss asked if i could take anyone back to the office with me....instead of them all piled in his car again.
sure. of course.

so, walking to parking lot...i say "hey somebody can ride shotgun with me if they want....small car, but feel free."

silence.

wtf? what...

they just keep walking to the boss's car....

um...okay...whatever.
i'm getting in my car and i hear the women start gabbing "what did he say? shotgun? he has a shotgun?"
"i know, what does that mean?"
giggle giggle giggle...

wtf? they've never heard that phrase before?

so yeah, they think i have a shotgun in my car, and that i was announcing it to everyone.
i expect the cops any minute....

[Qdrop]

i wish i did.

[wanton wench]

now they are all scared of you. :D did they all know you were late cause you had to go postal..........i mean go to the post office.
heeheheheehhe

[marsdaddy]

So you have problems communicating and relating to people? Who'ddaguessed?

[Ace42X]

So you have problems communicating and relating to people? Who'ddaguessed?

I have problems communicating with people. It's because I have a low bullshit threshold.

[Bob]

well...at least nobody will steal your lunches anymore

[marsdaddy]

I have problems communicating with people. It's because I have a low bullshit threshold.The first step is to admit the problem. The second is to get down from the horse.

[ASsman]

Now you HAVE to get one. What a bunch of dumb crackers, make up phrases and then act like chinks and have NO IDEA what it means.

How can you work in that enviroment? Christ. Unless there's a cute older lady you'd like to get with. Mmmm, MILFY.

[instigator7022]

Wow, how old are they that they don't know what that means?

[jabumbo]

now they are all scared of you. :D did they all know you were late cause you had to go postal..........i mean go to the post office.
heeheheheehhe


corniest line ever to get a laugh

[ASsman]

On a more important point, anyone think those new PSP commercials are hillarious?

And are those mice African-American?

[Qdrop]

Wow, how old are they that they don't know what that means?

late 30's, early 40's.

but that phrase is older than them.

maybe i said it too fast. or i mumbled or something.

[Qdrop]

So you have problems communicating and relating to people? Who'ddaguessed?

all i said was "someone can ride shotgun with me if they want..."


cracker.

[instigator7022]

late 30's, early 40's.

but that phrase is older than them.

maybe i said it too fast. or i mumbled or something.

"Bzzzrm Bmmmmm... shotgun brmmmmm bzzzz... in my car..."

*screams of older ladies

[ASsman]

Maybe they are sexually attracted to you and your "bad ass" persona now. You should bone them all.

[Bionic]

the safety awareness team. haha

[kaiser soze]

I have a shotgun in my pants

[ASsman]

Q-Drop is black.

It all makes sense now.

[marsdaddy]

the safety awareness team. hahaReminds me of a joke my friend got played on him. He was the floor monitor for evacuations. On a drill day, his co-workers put a dummy in the bathroom. When he went in to get the person to evacuate, of course, he had to look under the stall.

My friend got to wear an orange vest. (y)

[Anne Lauren]

I can totally identify with ya there. I work for a law firm...and I am by far the youngest chick with a sense of humor. What's really ackward is that I "oversee" or am the boss of (suposedly), two women that are like my mom's age. And they have the mentality kinda like they've been housewives their whole lives and now that their children are grown...they decided to go out and get a job in the business world. One of them did paralegal work back-in-the-day and let me tell ya...she's a freakin' idiot. She has no idea what she's doing. And I have no idea what I'm doing...not really, I kinda do...I guess. I've only been working there since August, so I'm still trying to get the feel for things. Anyway, in my "neck of the woods" (the firm has it's own floor of a building)...we listen to "easy listening" soft rock all day. And it's turned down so low, that you can barely hear it just enough that it distracts your consentration and is annoying...not that we can jam down there or anything, but...either turn it on or off! I actually brought in my discman one day and right when I was getting ready to put it on, I looked around and it dawned on me..."Nah, I better not...that would not look very professional." And my boss (I work directly under a partner in the firm...who is a super dick!) has his office way at the other end of the office...which is fairly large. So, I spend most of my day running back and forth to his office...because his lazy ass will call me for something stupid, like to bring him the hard copy of a file when what he was looking for, he could have just looked it up on the computer. And that is not my job, by the way...to bring him shit. I am not his damn secretary...she's busy blabbin' on the phone.

[ASsman]

Make sexual advanced Q. Like, you know my shotgun, would you like it in your big trunk. And so on.

[DandyFop]

i am, by far, the youngest....and have nothing in common with them otherwise.
all they talked about (most of them are chicks) was thier kids and what school they are sending them too, quickest routes to work....and other very shallow, boring subjects.
whatever, free lunch.


Yeah, fuck people who talk about their kids, shallow bastards.

[Anne Lauren]

Yeah, fuck people who talk about their kids, shallow bastards.

It's cause he doesn't have any kids.

Lord help us all if Qdrop is still on this message board after his future wife pops out a litter of kids...that will be all he writes and debates about.

[Bionic]

the safety awareness team... haha (http://www.threerivervans.com/Members%20Photo%20Archive/Images/halloween/nerds.jpg)