What's your sign?

[kaiser soze]

Aquarius

It's not often that the heavens arrange themselves so perfectly that all circumstances just can't help but work out well -- but when they do, we're morally obligated to indulge. It's your turn now. If you refuse, you'll always wonder what might have happened, so don't even think about it. Let the stars lead you along their merry path. You know exactly who to invite for the ride. Don't tell them why, though. The surprise will make them -- and you -- even more excited.

uh? should I invite my doctor?

[CrankItUp!]

Its a bumper sticker on the "log-bumper" on the back of my jalopy car that reads :

Honk If Parts Fall Off !

[medler]

Virgoans unite!

[kleptomaniac]

GEMINI

[Chicka B]

Virgo :cool:

[The Notorious LOL]

scorpio

[kleptomaniac]

scorpio


no, say it like this:

my zodiac sign is scorpioooOOOOO! :D

[paulb]

Capricorn.

[kleptomaniac]

Capricorn on the cob


sorry, just craving some corn right about now. *licks lips*

[ASsman]

The middle finger.

[paulb]

sorry, just craving some corn right about now. *licks lips*


why do you add shit to my quote? why not just add it to your reply...hola.

[kleptomaniac]

why do you add shit to my quote? why not just add it to your reply...hola.

because i'm a manipulative shrew......que pasa?

[paulb]

because i'm a manipulative shrew......que pasa?


shrew woman...escuchando musica, y tu?

[kleptomaniac]

shrew woman...escuchando musica, y tu?

being loca y spamando, jajajajaja

[paulb]

being loca y spamando, jajajajaja


como siempre, no?

[kleptomaniac]

como siempre, no?

me gusta pollo, jajajaja

[paulb]

me gusta punani, de veras.

[The Notorious LOL]

no, say it like this:

my zodiac sign is scorpioooOOOOO! :D


no.

[kleptomaniac]

no.

i knew you would say that.

[Chicka B]

me gusta pollo, jajajaja

A mi tambien!!! jajajaj

[kleptomaniac]

me gusta punani, de veras.

ay carumba...

[The Notorious LOL]

i knew you would say that.



me too.

[kleptomaniac]

me too.

well, everyone knows that us geminis and scorpios have
super psychic powers, so i'm not surprised. (lb)

[instigator7022]

libra

[Medellia]

Cancer
Oh, I'm sorry. :(






Yes, that was lame, wasn't it?

[Lindsey_1535]

CANCER what whatttttt

[Leonie]

I thought this thread already existed :confused: or am i spacing right now?

Mine is Sagittarius :D

[Tzar]

i'm the first leo mu'fuckahs.

[fucktopgirl]

i am a grass hopper!

[jammytastic]

i'm the first leo mu'fuckahs.

im the BEST gemini

[kaiser soze]

im the BEST gemini
and so are you

;)

[Zonkie]

aries

[Anne Lauren]

Ariiiiies.

[jackrock]

I thought this thread already existed :confused: or am i spacing right now?


yeah it does.

pisces <```>

[kleptomaniac]

im the BEST gemini

i'm the SEXIEST gemini then

[HEIRESS]

Im on the cusp of cancer/gemini

three headed monster much?

[Lindsey_1535]

cancerrr/one day away from leo

[jammytastic]

i'm the SEXIEST gemini then


no no no.

best is the best. at everything.

im pure BRILLIANT. did you not get that memo??

[kleptomaniac]

**strangles her memo guy**


no i didn't :mad:




but i'm still the best gemini in the biz yo. :cool:

you wanna rassle? then bring....it....on.

[jammytastic]

fuck yeah!

i bagsy being the ULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTIMATE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR!

*RUNS AROUND AND SHAKES ROPES*

[kleptomaniac]

your lil ropes are no match for my...























NUCLEAR MISSILE! HAH! (!)

[jammytastic]

*pulls out armalite and shoots the shit out of Klepto & runs around some more shaking the ropes*

[kleptomaniac]

**comes back as ghost Klepto, throws pie in your face, and laughs**

[jammytastic]

*eats the pie runs around and shakes ropes*

UUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLTIMMMMMMMMMATTTTTTTTTTTTTE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[kleptomaniac]

REMATCH! (!)

**comes back again with chainsaw and slices you in half**





ULTIMATE GEMINIIIIII! :cool:

*runs around and shakes twizzlers*

[Nomen Nescio]

Leo here.

Being a Leo means that your parents were pounding you out during the holiday season.

[b-grrrlie]

silver rat


or ≈

[Bob]

i'm a cancer, which seems like a poorly named zodiac sign

[kleptomaniac]

i'm a cancer, which seems like a poorly named zodiac sign

my friend's a cancer, and she also has a t-shirt that says "CANCER" in big red letters, which i had to ask her what that was all about before i knew that it wasn't referring to the terminal illness. yup.....

[LE BROUHAHA]

I'm a LIBRA

unfortunately i was born the same day as Silvio Berlusconi :(

But Don't Worry we haven't the same character..

[adrock14]

i am a libra.

[jammytastic]

i am the walrus

[jackrock]

coocookachoo

[TAL]

What Anne Lauren said, but with less i's.

[Bob]

oh yeah, i forgot about the chinese zodiac. i think i'm a rat. or a pig. pretty sure it's the rat though.

i'm a cancerous rat. glad to see the stars are on my side.

[ggirlballa]

i'm a pisces ...... yay i'm a fishy!!!! :D

[fucktopgirl]

I am a taurus/dragon,i break down wall and anybody in my way and i spit fire,,,beware!! :D

[Chicka B]

Oh yeah, I think I'm a horse too.

[HEIRESS]

look at all the cancers and geminis

my breathren!

[cosmo105]

II

[Zonkie]

oh yeah, i forgot about the chinese zodiac. i think i'm a rat. or a pig. pretty sure it's the rat though.

i'm a cancerous rat. glad to see the stars are on my side.


i'm the lamb in the chinese zodiac and aries in the normal one

people keep telling me how everything in my stars lign up and how it's a coinsadence how my chinese zodiac is so simaler to my normal one and how my birth stone (aquamarine) is also sometimes called tuquoise and how an indian told me my first name meant turquoise and how my last name has to do with rocks when the first name also means precious jewels. but i was born in a year with lots of war, so it's not all fun and joy.


do any of you have your zodiac signs that match up like this and create small coincadenses?

[Medellia]

I'm a LIBRA

unfortunately i was born the same day as Silvio Berlusconi :(

But Don't Worry we haven't the same character..
I'm a Libra as well. I have the same birthday as Sting, Mahatma Gandhi, and, erm, Tiffany. :/

[miss_bhaven]

GEMINI

Hell yeh! Gemini for the win :p

[Tzar]

cancerrr/one day away from leo
oh boo! :(
the world needs more leos

[adam_f]

Leo.

Might I add I share a birthday with Jeff Gordon, Roger Clemens, AND Billy Bob Thornton. Damn skippy.

[jabumbo]

didn't we have a poll for this once?


i am right at the end of the gemini time period

[Calimero jr.]

Gemini, of course (y)

[alexandra]

oh boo! :(
the world needs more leos
i should've been born in the middle of august, making me a leo, but was born two weeks "late", so i'm a virgo.

what can i say, i take my time.

[Tzar]

didn't we have a poll for this once?


i am right at the end of the gemini time period
yeah there was a thread about this shit.

[b-grrrlie]

i'm the lamb in the chinese zodiac and aries in the normal one

There's no lamb in chinese zodiac, a goat maybe...

[kleptomaniac]

Geminis of the world.....UNITE! (!)

[hitmonlee]

libra.

if you're a leo or taurus keep away from me
if you're an aquarius or gemini come make love to me

here's some star sign jokes for your amusement. i found mine rather fitting.

Q: How many Arieans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Arieans are not afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None Taureans don't like to change anything.

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, plus a portable phone, an internet link and a copy of The Bluffer's Guide To Changing Lightbulbs

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One plus a therapist to help them process the emotions.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, to hold it while the world revolves around him/her.

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: None. Virgo will just sit all alone in the dark and suffer.

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Er, one. No, make that two. No maybe one... if that's what you think.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Who wants to know?

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?!

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They don't waste their time with childish jokes.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, you have to realise that everything is energy so...

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only the inner light matters.

[Calimero jr.]

libra.
if you're an aquarius or gemini come make love to me

Ehm, sooo well here I am :D ;)

[Zonkie]

There's no lamb in chinese zodiac, a goat maybe...

i'm pretty sure there's a lamb/sheep, there has been on all the charts i've looked at. the only place i've seen a ram is in the star signs

[beastiegirl18]

I'm a virgo