what comes before part b?

[jammytastic]

[jammytastic]

part a.

thats right. i went and bought the booze. people have rsvp'd. i have a feeling in my waters boys and girls that tonight is going to be splendid.

im thirsty. shopping for booze is thirsty work.

what would you like?

fuzzy duck for me please!

[little j]

harry nipple please.

thanks

[jammytastic]

what the fuck is hairy nipple? is it like a slippery nipple?

are your nipples hairy lil j?

[little j]

im pretty much hairless except for the hairs on my head.

vodka
peach shnapps
orange juice

:)

[jammytastic]

i cant fucking smell peach schnapps without vomiting.

on a holiday with the girls we were at this stupid party thing and i was called on stage and they made me answer questions. i answered them all right which was obviously the stupid thing to do because they MADE me drink 8 shots of that horrible brew.

then they made me go back to where my friends were hopping like skippy the bush kangaroo while they played the theme tune.

man i thought i was gunna vom up my stomach. but i didnt and carried on drinking.

the end.

[little j]

peach schnapps straight would be pretty puke tastic.

i also like to add some coconut rum to that mix...and maybe some different fruity juices.

[jammytastic]

rum n ice. yum yum.

[little j]

what is a fuzzy duck?

[jammytastic]

Hennessey and baileys and LOTS of ice, ice baby.

[little j]

ive never had hennessey...whats it like?

[jammytastic]

smooth.

you like whiskey?

i guess its KINDA like whiskey but stronger and smoother and umm ummm ummm tasty.

[fucktopgirl]

i like southern comfort!!

[jammytastic]

southern comfort is way too sweet for my tastes.

i like the sour mash.

i am a rockstar.

[TAL]

Malibu + pineapple juice = a tiny bit drunk Thomas.

[little j]

yummy yummy

[ASsman]

White Russian, and a blow job.


One of those is sexual.. guess!

[Freebasser]

assman?

cunt

[ASsman]

Hah, shutup and start mixing.

[synch]

Black Bush, double, straight, no ice, and a glass of water on the side.

[jabumbo]

i had my weekly white russian tonight. it was coffee-er than usual, which is ok. i just didnt leave enough room for the milk


that or a gin and tonic with extra lime

[cosmo105]

i'm pretty well buzzed off ONE smirnoff ice. it's embarassing being such a lightweight, but at least it's cheaper.


psa: the scientology celebrity center is really pretty but their djs spin some serious shit