MENSA Intelligence Test, apparently

[faz]

http://www.mensa-test.com/

Don't know if its true or not but it claims to be a real mensa test.

I'm currently at 12.

[Ace42X]

Too easy. Got 19 in the last few minutes since I saw this thread.

Screen-shotted the answers I got below

<links removed due to everyone giving out the answers left right and centre anyway>

[Charlie Chan]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/612/mensa16ds.jpg
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1393/mensa21sh.jpg

100%

[ASsman]

Or you have any idea what some of those random ass things are.

2 cocks in a butt.

[jammytastic]

i heart assface!

[Ace42X]

Up to 21... Due to not being familiar with American currency, and it been a while since I used childrens toys...

[ASsman]

Well you ruined my chances of a untainted score. Thanks once more ACE!

[jammytastic]

Or you have any idea what some of those random ass things are.

2 cocks in a butt.


anyone else reminded of that dude in shawshank redempion?

alexander dum... dum... dumbass!

[ASsman]

Wasn't there an episode of King of the Hill on this very topic.

[Ace42X]

22, another ecclesiastical question...

[Bob]

i don't see what this test would really have to do with being a genius...of course, maybe the reason i can't see it is because i'm not a genius, because i can only get 12

[Ace42X]

I'm only 10 ahead of you.

So far...

[ASsman]

It's been scientifically proven, if you wan't you're official diploma of geniousity, just send a money order for 120.99$ to the address inclosed.

[Ace42X]

12, a sport question, natch. 24 so far.

[ASsman]

Fuck do I know about sports, what a bunch of fucking CUNTS!

[Ace42X]

25, one of the questions was a bit "fishy."

[jammytastic]

i did this in work before.

i remember most fo the answers.

id say i got about 15 without cheating

[The Notorious LOL]

15, then I quit.


jesus, I must have misspelled millenium every single time I tried because it ever took my answer. technically I got 16.

[jammytastic]

twins!

[The Notorious LOL]

FART!

[Ace42X]

just to ruin the test further ;):
5
15
16

Yeah got all of those, hence my previous posts. And I at least put in lniks so people didn't have to see them. You ar esuch a bad sport.

Also got a maths question sorted too... Was staring me in the face. (26 points so far, and still going)

[The Notorious LOL]

for the record, charlie chan is full of shit.


http://mensa-test.com/ans/


I GOT 100% TOO! SEE!

[Bob]

for the record, charlie chan is full of shit.


http://mensa-test.com/ans/


I GOT 100% TOO! SEE!

that's funny, his original reply was "i can't even get #1, wtf is this shit" or something like that

you thought you could get away with it charlie, you bastard, i've got your number

[Ace42X]

Heh, you're a bunch of dumbasses, having to cheat to get scores on such an easy test.

[Charlie Chan]

for the record, charlie chan is full of shit.


http://mensa-test.com/ans/


I GOT 100% TOO! SEE!
I have no recollection of visiting that website.

[The Notorious LOL]

9 provinces in south africa

who the fuck would ever guess that? honestly. Even if you are a geography major...why would that enter your mind as a possibility even?

[Ace42X]

9 provinces in south africa

who the fuck would ever guess that? honestly. Even if you are a geography major...why would that enter your mind as a possibility even?

Actually, I was close, I thought it was south america or south africa, but I was working with "places" and "parliaments" and "peoples".

Oh, and spoiling the test for everyone else is a douchey thing to do.

[ASsman]

Douches.

Obviously I went towards South America.

[jammytastic]

its hardly ruining it.

i didnt click it and im on 21 now! woo!

[The Notorious LOL]

Im cool with ruining shit for others. I went into the theater when the usual suspects was running and shouted "THE CRIPPLE IS KAISER SOZE!"

[Ace42X]

its hardly ruining it.

i didnt click it and im on 21 now! woo!

I meant him posting the answers in the body of the thread.

[jammytastic]

ooooooooooooooooooooooh see that shows how much attention i was paying.

[TurdBerglar]

i couldn't get a few of these just becuase i can't spell for shit

[faz]

nevermind

[Ace42X]

nevermind

Hah...

Going to criticise me, were you? Teehee.

[medler]

I got them all right

Yes, I know - I'm a freak

Question seven was tricky because I'm not American and it is not considered common knowledge over here in Blighty

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d67/liammedler/mensa2.gif
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d67/liammedler/mensa1.gif

[faz]

I had asked how he spoiled it for everyone by just posting links. I was unaware he put the answers in the actual post

[Ace42X]

Question seven was tricky because I'm not American and it is not considered common knowledge over here in Blighty

I only got that one due to knowing some fascinating trivia about the origins of that... things... And thus what they symbolise, and why there is that precise number.

I can also name all 50 state capitals by memory.

[faz]

Question seven was tricky because I'm not American and it is not considered common knowledge over here in Blighty

Heh. I'm from the uk and I got question 16 but couldnt get 17

[The Notorious LOL]

anyone who says they got them all right is full of shit plain and simple.

[Ace42X]

anyone who says they got them all right is full of shit plain and simple.

Maybe for a dunce like you. I was only half-a-dozen off, and there were only a couple that I would not've been able to guess.

[kleptomaniac]

i didn't get the ones referring to the Bible...

i liked that test. there were some i haven't heard before :o

[The Notorious LOL]

Maybe for a dunce like you. I was only half-a-dozen off, and there were only a couple that I would not've been able to guess.


yup, Im a dunce. You pulled my card!

[Medellia]

24, though I fail to see how that proves I'm a genius. Was a bit too easy on some of them.

[scotty]

I must be a nerd. I laughed 19 and 33 when I got them.

[medler]

Heh. I'm from the uk and I got question 16 but couldnt get 17

i take it you don't play the beautiful game then

[scotty]

I'm officially a genius! What do I win? A certificate? Medal? Formal lab coat (with optional printed tuxedo design)? solid gold bunsen burner?

[jabumbo]

i was looking at the answers, and i swear there were 4 or 5 that weren't on my screen

unless of course i am just that out of it right now, as i can barely keep my eyes open...

i think i was at 10 before i realized that i didnt want to think any more than i had too right now

[Beckalina]

I only had 6 left to get and I wuz kickin' myself when I finished, innit.

[Tzar]

i did the test and won this (http://images.franzonline.net/2006-01-22-antilagcruise12/mini-dsc01210.jpg)

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm bad at stuff like that. I got 15 though. the fuck do I know about cricket or the bible? and I don't think of cards being in a pack, I think of them as a deck.

[Sarky Devotchka]

ah, but the good news is, I followed a link for another IQ test and got a 142! yay!

[kleptomaniac]

i did the test and won this (http://images.franzonline.net/2006-01-22-antilagcruise12/mini-dsc01210.jpg)

alright, you won a picture of a car!! (y) :cool: