Official Superbowl Shittalk Thread

[jabumbo]

lets do it bitches

[jammytastic]

this is a rip off of MY (hes mine) willmacs thread.

[jabumbo]

its not a rip



well, maybe it is, but the superbowl deserves its own thread. its the single most watched television event in the country.

[jammytastic]

but its so very homosexual likesay.

[Videodrome]

i'm taking pittsburg. i got a buck on it.

[jabumbo]

i'm taking pittsburg. i got a buck on it.


pet peeve: there's an H at the end of pittsburgH

[DIGI]

this is a rip off of MY (hes mine) willmacs thread.

Dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

you were never a part of it, and you never will be.

betts.storybook.nfl history.

[Videodrome]

pet peeve: there's an H at the end of pittsburgH
haha.. damn sorry about that, typing too fast.

[jabumbo]

haha.. damn sorry about that, typing too fast.


everyone does it, hence the pet peeve


there are like 10 cities called pittsburg, but only one pittsburgh

[paulb]

Seahawks are fuckin takin the win.

[yeahwho]

Detroit Hawk City Baby!





PS; to the ex-Beatle and the Rolling Stones, as much as your bands had a profound effect on the history of rock and roll and pop culture, your not powerful enough to squash the memory of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction.

[cj hood]

all the sportscasters picked a Broncos/Panthers Superbowl.......they can predict things as well as the weathermen can....

[synch]

its not a rip



well, maybe it is, but the superbowl deserves its own thread. its the single most watched television event in the country.
I thought you said "world" instead of "country" and was about to bite your head off.

Good thing that I noticed in time, bearded heads give me furballs.

[Qdrop]

i don't really give a shit about either team...

but i used to hate the steelers...so i'll probably root against them....

i just can't understand how everone was so fuckin baffled by the steeler's offense in the playoffs.

i mean, pitt runs one of the most conventional, simplistic offenses in the NFL...
yet, they send 2wr and a rb out in the flat....and the defenses are just bewildered.
i don't get it.
teams figured out how to stop the Bengals, Chargers, and Colts....
but no one figure out how to stop pitt's offense?

that's like figuring out calculus, but being unable to do addition.

[jabumbo]

teams figured out how to stop the Bengals, Chargers, and Colts....
but no one figure out how to stop pitt's offense?

that's like figuring out calculus, but being unable to do addition.


can't stop the pass when you have 8 and 9 men up at the line to stop the run. and once they adjusted to stop the pass, we'd just go back to the ground game.

i'm just dissapointed that ward got that penalty at the end of the half on that goofy play that nobody knew what was going to happen...

[adam_f]

I'm just glad above anything else that Jake Plummer got knocked on his ass a few times. Words can't describe how much I want to crush that son of a witch.

Anyway, two more weeks of that damn song, jabumbo.

[jabumbo]

we should get a "here we go" remix competition started on here...

[adam_f]

Anything is better than the original. It was a fun novelty for Super Bowl XXX, but for God sakes, it was ten years ago.

[Monsieur Decuts]

here's a new song for you

Hawks win

and repeat.

[bigblu89]

QB's with the first name Jake threw 5 interceptions, that ties the record this season for most INTs by one first name. Only matched by the Week 13 combo of Drew Brees and Drew Bledsoe.

However, QBs named Brett, Kyle, Ryan, Daunte, and Joey also threw 5 INTs in one day, all solo performances...

[bigblu89]

can't stop the pass when you have 8 and 9 men up at the line to stop the run. and once they adjusted to stop the pass, we'd just go back to the ground game.


That's my pet peeve.

Say "well, we pay their salaries" and 12th man all you want. Unless you're on the payroll, YOU are not part of the team. It's THEM, not WE.

[hpdrifter]

yeahwho, ducats, and the rest of the Seattle clique, were any of you at the game or in Pioneer Square last night?

I was.

It was crazy.

I soooooo wish I didn't have to work today.

[jabumbo]

That's my pet peeve.

Say "well, we pay their salaries" and 12th man all you want. Unless you're on the payroll, YOU are not part of the team. It's THEM, not WE.

yeah, i get ya. i usulaly don't say it that way, but you know how it goes...


man, this is going to be a great couple weeks!

[yeahwho]

yeahwho, ducats, and the rest of the Seattle clique, were any of you at the game or in Pioneer Square last night?

I was.

It was crazy.

I soooooo wish I didn't have to work today.

@ work today and yesterday, had to avoid all contact with the score and bars as I walked to my car @ 6:30 to go home and watch the DVR'd game.....plus I had to crank the stereo to 7+ to avoid the neighbors who I knew would go crazy...and they did, they had a fricking fireworks show!!!

I'll be @ work during the Superbowl too.....ugh, same routine again.

[jabumbo]

@ work today and yesterday, had to avoid all contact with the score and bars as I walked to my car @ 6:30 to go home and watch the DVR'd game.....plus I had to crank the stereo to 7+ to avoid the neighbors who I knew would go crazy...and they did, they had a fricking fireworks show!!!

I'll be @ work during the Superbowl too.....ugh, same routine again.


what kind of a shit job you got that makes you work during the superbowl?

you can't find a non-football fan to cover your shift?

[hpdrifter]

@ work today and yesterday, had to avoid all contact with the score and bars as I walked to my car @ 6:30 to go home and watch the DVR'd game.....plus I had to crank the stereo to 7+ to avoid the neighbors who I knew would go crazy...and they did, they had a fricking fireworks show!!!

I'll be @ work during the Superbowl too.....ugh, same routine again.

That sucks, dude. Are you going to try to DVR it again and not hear anything about it before you watch the game or are you just going to listen to it on the radio or something?

Either way... (n)

[Echewta]

I hope I get invited somewhere to watch the game that serves a lot of fried foods. I'll bring my own drinks and stuff.

[hpdrifter]

I hope I get invited somewhere to watch the game that serves a lot of fried foods. I'll bring my own drinks and stuff.

Somehow I thought you'd be too metro to like football.

*shrug*

Well, you're invited to spend the superbowl with me and my crew. We will have fried food fuhsheezy.

[yeahwho]

what kind of a shit job you got that makes you work during the superbowl?

you can't find a non-football fan to cover your shift?

That sucks, dude. Are you going to try to DVR it again and not hear anything about it before you watch the game or are you just going to listen to it on the radio or something?

Either way...

I work on boats....iffy reception on Puget Sound, the computer is always good (till offshore) but the TV is all antenna...no sattelite er, satellite, and we don't get streaming sports. I'm a Seadog.

[hpdrifter]

I work on boats....iffy reception on Puget Sound, the computer is always good (till offshore) but the TV is all antenna...no sattelite, and we don't get streaming sports. I'm a Seadog.

Well at least if you can make it home without seeing anything, you'll be able to watch it as if it hasn't happened yet.

[yeahwho]

It's all cool, the next game I'll be alot more relaxed and just enjoy it anyway it comes, I'm envious of the people who did get to have a blast down in Pioneer Square, plus waht a greta way to stave off the Winter Blues here in Seattle.....nice feeling knowing we're in the Game! (y) :D

I have to go now and have some cereal, in my SUPERBOWL! Buuuuiitches!

[jabumbo]

is it funny that two of probably the raniest cities in the country are facing off in the big game?


in your face you fair weathered teams!

[adam_f]

Fuck the sun.

[ToucanSpam]

Wow.


I underestimated the Steel Curtain's abilities to shut down all who oppose them, and seeing that Troy Paulualuaulanamu in action yesterday, I can see why the Colts are home crying right now. Ben Shitburger will have to be magical on offense this week, and the Bus better rush for about 150 yards, because that ball will not being in the air much. And when it is, the Shithawks will have the Steeler's recievers in double/triple coverage. Speaking of the Shithawks, if they can get the ball to the MVVVVVVVVP Alexander, they will have a chance.

I'm saying Shittsburgh and the Bus go home happy when they win by a field goal. I'm guessing this game will have terrible refereeing and there will be controversy.

[jabumbo]

pittsburgh teams tend to get a lot of crappy refereeing...


if you want evidence, come and watch a big east conference basketball game. worst ref's in the country

[Echewta]

Somehow I thought you'd be too metro to like football.

*shrug*

Well, you're invited to spend the superbowl with me and my crew. We will have fried food fuhsheezy.

Too metro? *stunned*

[adam_f]

Originally posted by jabumbo
if you want evidence, come and watch a big east conference basketball game. worst ref's in the country

Pitt plays at 7:00 on ESPN tonight. Aaron Gray will be in foul trouble two minutes in because he looks like Lurch.

[jabumbo]

Pitt plays at 7:00 on ESPN tonight. Aaron Gray will be in foul trouble two minutes in because he looks like Lurch.


yeah, and i'll be at the game watching in amazement and yelling at jim burr because he is a sloppy drunk who doesnt know anything...


but back to football...


so how about that joey porter, eh?

[adam_f]

Good guy, that Porter.

How annoying can Tunch Illkin get? I mean, c'mon.

[jabumbo]

not as annoying as that bob smizik. the fuckin dope is probably writing a column about how the steelers only got through the playoffs because the opposing teams players were all diagnosed with AIDS the night before the game


edit: take that back, he is still probably gloating at the fact that pitt lost its first game of the season on saturday

[adam_f]

Yeah, the same day BOTH Duke and Florida lost, thereby leaving no undefeated teams in Division I. That fuckass.

[Monsieur Decuts]

yeahwho, ducats, and the rest of the Seattle clique, were any of you at the game or in Pioneer Square last night?

I was.

It was crazy.

I soooooo wish I didn't have to work today.


I was at the game. What a great time...it was never really in doubt and the fan noise was insane. Time of my life.

[bigblu89]

That Polamalu guy is pretty good. Has a good nose for the football. He's gotta have one of the best first steps of any Safety in the league.

I'd take the Steelers -3.5

[marsdaddy]

Wow.


I underestimated the Steel Curtain's abilities to shut down all who oppose them, and seeing that Troy Paulualuaulanamu in action yesterday, I can see why the Colts are home crying right now. Ben Shitburger will have to be magical on offense this week, and the Bus better rush for about 150 yards, because that ball will not being in the air much. And when it is, the Shithawks will have the Steeler's recievers in double/triple coverage. Speaking of the Shithawks, if they can get the ball to the MVVVVVVVVP Alexander, they will have a chance.

I'm saying Shittsburgh and the Bus go home happy when they win by a field goal. I'm guessing this game will have terrible refereeing and there will be controversy.Nice tail between the legs admission.

[ToucanSpam]

I wedged it in there, yeah.


Hey, I was wrong. It happens. I'm shocked DIGI hasn't given me the brutal torment I deserve for being a cocky little punk all year.

[jabumbo]

I wedged it in there, yeah.


Hey, I was wrong. It happens. I'm shocked DIGI hasn't given me the brutal torment I deserve for being a cocky little punk all year.


he's probably still wandering the streets of the southside with his buddies (y)

[enree erzweglle]

I hung a Steeler's sign on my office door.

I am into this super bowl thing, but I'm mostly using the sign to obscure the view of me from the hallway. :o

[jabumbo]

I hung a Steeler's sign on my office door.

I am into this super bowl thing, but I'm mostly using the sign to obscure the view of me from the hallway. :o


so are you coming to my superbowl party then?

[enree erzweglle]

so are you coming to my superbowl party then?
I look past myself, over my right and then left shoulder. I realize that I'm the only one in here. jabumbo's talking to me. :)

My dad called dibs. He's been trying to have this party every year since 1996, when we lost to Dallas.

[marsdaddy]

I had SuperBowl parties in 94, 89, 88, 84, 81. :(

[DIGI]

Wow.


I underestimated the Steel Curtain's abilities to shut down all who oppose them, and seeing that Troy Paulualuaulanamu in action yesterday, I can see why the Colts are home crying right now. Ben Shitburger will have to be magical on offense this week, and the Bus better rush for about 150 yards, because that ball will not being in the air much. And when it is, the Shithawks will have the Steeler's recievers in double/triple coverage. Speaking of the Shithawks, if they can get the ball to the MVVVVVVVVP Alexander, they will have a chance.

I'm saying Shittsburgh and the Bus go home happy when they win by a field goal. I'm guessing this game will have terrible refereeing and there will be controversy.

HERE IT COMES:

Okay, Pattycake. Apparently you're too retarded to figure out that nobody gives two shits about your opinion (which actually probably amounts to two shits). You suck. I rule.

I'll be in Detroit for the game. (y)

And yes, Pete, the Southside was off the chain last night. (y)

[hpdrifter]

I was at the game. What a great time...it was never really in doubt and the fan noise was insane. Time of my life.

I heard the screaming from the stadium when I parked my car at first and Spring. That's gotta be 2+ miles away.

Why are you stunned Echewta?

[DIGI]

Anything is better than the original. It was a fun novelty for Super Bowl XXX, but for God sakes, it was ten years ago.

The original for Super Bowl XXX?? What the fuck you on, man? The O.G. "Here We Go" song was way back with Rocky, Mean Joe, and Franco. You should be ashamed of yourself. (n)

[vanillgorilla]

Lets just face it everybody and there fucking mother have been saying the same shit, all while we beat the 1,2,3 teams in the afc (and may I say pretty bad at that), where the seahawks would be about a 4 or 5 seed in the AFC. The only way to shut everyone up is to just win one more time (and im shure shit will still be spoken). Dont get me wrong the seahawks are very formitable as an opponent but they just havent had a singnature win in my opiniont. The carolina (who is very banged up) game was probably there biggest win. There 0-2 at home almost lost to washington, beat (and almost lost) to the colts 2nd and 3rd stringers and pulled out a few skweekers.
Seattles D does look good but in my opinion pittsburgh just has too many weapons. I think heath miller is going to have a big game. And as for Ben folding under pressure, not going to happen (hes just way too calm and way to smart this year). The steelsers have seen everything that the seahawks could possibly throw at them, they've played and beaten the best offensive and defensive teams the there house. The super bowl WILL be a home game for the steelers, There will be at least 80% steeler fans and 3% seatle fans the rest will be neutral. the only people who can beat the steelers is the steelers period.
sorry for the rant....I could go on for days.

[Qdrop]

^ sadly...i think the steelers WILL win....

god, half my family are Steelers fans....now i gotta deal with this shit for a year.

why can no one figure out the steelers offense? how hard is that?

[jabumbo]

why can no one figure out the steelers offense? how hard is that?

easier said than done my friend. there is obviously something that you are missing from your grand scheme

[Qdrop]

easier said than done my friend. there is obviously something that you are missing from your grand scheme

teams stumped them plenty of times during the season....they squeeked into the playoffs as a wild card.
they were 7-5 at one point.

certainly no dominant force.

then they get in the playoffs...and defenses are just perplexed...

"WHOA! 2 RECIEVERS RUNNING SLANT PATTERNS AND A RB IN THE FLAT!
WHAT DO WE DO!!?! WHAT DO WE DO!?! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!"

"LETS GIVE HEATH MILLER AND HEINZ WARD 10 YARD CUSHIONS....LET'S PLAY OUR SAFETIES SUPER DEEP, SO BEN HAS A 15 YARD HOLE TO DROP THE BALL BETWEEN...YEAH, THAT'LL WORK!"

frustrating...

[jammytastic]

Dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

you were never a part of it, and you never will be.

betts.storybook.nfl history.


who the fuck is this clown?

shut your fucking face you cum gurgling wank stain.

[ToucanSpam]

who the fuck is this clown?

shut your fucking face you cum gurgling wank stain.
:eek:

[jabumbo]

who the fuck is this clown?

shut your fucking face you cum gurgling wank stain.


that clown will beat your ass


jerome is gonna be rolling next week!

[DIGI]

who the fuck is this clown?

shut your fucking face you cum gurgling wank stain.

You just fucked with the wrong bull, dickbag.

I can tell by your vocab that you must be British, and I'm planning a trip to Europe this summer, so I'd be more than happy to swing by your mom's house, where I'm sure you live, let her lick my luggage a few times then do you a favor and knock every yellow, crooked-ass tooth outta your head.

fucking anklegrabber.

[ToucanSpam]

hahahaha


dickbag?

[jammytastic]

awwww aint you sweet?

no. not british but irish.

of course you can come visit. im sure my mother would just LOVE to lick your luggage shes a whore after all. but unfortunatly i wont be there i have my own lovely house thanks. but ill give you directions and you can come and do all those lovely things to me.

im counting the days sweetie

jammy
xoxoxo

[DIGI]

awwww aint you sweet?

no. not british but irish.

of course you can come visit. im sure my mother would just LOVE to lick your luggage shes a whore after all. but unfortunatly i wont be there i have my own lovely house thanks. but ill give you directions and you can come and do all those lovely things to me.

im counting the days sweetie

jammy
xoxoxo


That's sweet. It's nice to know that you're spending your day off work (manually masturbating farm animals) to waste the day dicking around on the internet. (y)

kisses.

[DIGI]

hahahaha


dickbag?


Ugh. Yes, Pat. dickbag. Known prominently in the health and medical fields as a scrotum.

[jammytastic]

That's sweet. It's nice to know that you're spending your day off work (manually masturbating farm animals) to waste the day dicking around on the internet. (y)

kisses.


darling,

work is for chumps.

masterbating barn yard animals is just a little hobby of mine.

perhaps when you pop over for a visit i could fuck a horse for your amusement?

toodles!

xxx

[DIGI]

I'll bring the Redenbacher.

go stillers.

[ToucanSpam]

Ugh. Yes, Pat. dickbag. Known prominently in the health and medical fields as a scrotum.
I wouldn't know, I don't have one.

[jabumbo]

shame on hpdrifter for letting this fall to page 3

[Knuckles]

I'm only posting in here this thread once before the game. The Seahawks are going to win by at least ten points. I'll be back later to rub it in.

[yeahwho]

Just a FYI, there is absolutely no way the Steelers stand a chance this SuperBowl Sunday. I know the polls are in and are very strongly leaning towards the Steeler's, the USA is 70% + Steelers fans.

The oddsmakers pin the Seahawk's as 4 point underdogs and give the edge to the Steeler's. But thats just bullshit, what the oddsmakers really do is try and get as many people as possible to bet from both sides, because babies' thats how they make money.

The one equation that many people haven't taken into consideration is this, the Seahawks just don't feel like losing.

So I too will be back Sunday evening to gloat.

[DIGI]

I'm only posting in here this thread once before the game. The Seahawks are going to win by at least ten points. I'll be back later to rub it in.


Knuckles, come on, man. I thought we were boys!?!?!?! How could you!?!

[DIGI]

The one equation that many people haven't taken into consideration is this, the Seahawks just don't feel like losing.

So I too will be back Sunday evening to gloat.


Dude, have you had your head up your ass the entire postseason??

I like your argument, though. The Seahawks just don't feel like losing. Wow, I never took that into account.

[jabumbo]

a statistical analysis was done reviewing the past superbowls and their projected spreads compared to the outcome.

with the steelers a 4 point favorite, the anaylsis showed that they have a 67% chance of winning

[TAL]

I'm gonna watch.

[ToucanSpam]

Shittsburgh Stealers 35
Seattle Shithwaks 14

This is a no brainer.

[Gareth]

i luh how superbowl happens to fall on a public holiday [and on bob marley's bday]...so i can actually watch this shit.

[Guy Incognito]

Congratulations to the Steelers and the referees on their fantastic SUper Bowl victory. While the Steelers got "One for the thumb" I guess the refs got "An ass for the thumb."

Dude - i know two thirds of bugger all about this game but have been interested in you american folks talkin bout it but i have no idea what "one for the thumb" means - am i being really dumb or just english?

[Guy Incognito]

^Just English. The Steelers have won four previous Super Bowls, so they have been trying to win one more to have a Super Bowl ring for their thumb. It in fairness, the Seahawks mis-management of the clock is what truly did them in. The Steelers won, congratulations.

Nice one for clearing that up for me - see thats what i dont get about US sports - clock management shouldnt be a factor. It should be just be two teams goin for it - full bollocks. i know you probably hear this a lot but there's way too many stoppages.

[jabumbo]

i guess nobody came back to gloat then?