TAL vs KLL

[jabumbo]

its a battle royale versus the two initialed users.


on one hand, you've got the all knowing TAL, whose initials actually form a usable word, something that you could mention in everyday conversation. a con of this is that, he is in fact, a wanker


then you have kll, in which the letters seemingly make up the word 'kill' to someone who forgot their glasses or just woke up. to any normal user however, kll is just a jerk, who has the consistantly worst posts that i have ever witnessed.

[mickill]

One's creepy. The other's just a pervert.

[mp-seventythree]

Wow, you can reallly feel the love in this thread

[Freebasser]

It doesn't matter who wins - Jabumbo still sucks.

[kll]

I don't even know that there is anything at all to have a 'vs' argument about.

jabumbo is like that turd that just won't flush.

[synch]

TAL is likely to post a link to a thread where this has been done before.

Or mentioned.

Or implied... if you read between the lines.

[jabumbo]

this thread isn't about me you know

[Freebasser]

And it never will be.

[mickill]

Jabumbo is a cockroach.

TAL is likely to post a link to a thread where this has been done before.
That's an uppercut of an observation.

[ToucanSpam]

TAL never remembers his dreams, that's pretty much his gimmick.


kll is just an old fart reliving her 'Glory Days' as a groupie for Buddy Holly.


It's like selecting a particular log of shit floating around in the sewer....


...that and kll's breath smells like dog food.

[kll]

that was so funny, i forgot to laugh.





someone mail some wit to this kid.

[adam_f]

My dad used to say that laugh thing. That's all.

[Planetary]

i never realised they were initials.

[jabumbo]

its bad when toucanspam and synch are the only ones who got it

[ToucanSpam]

that was so funny, i forgot to laugh.





someone mail some wit to this kid.
...still using snail mail, dearie? I hear that Marconi kid came up with something great on the weekend...

[TAL]

Her snail mail doesn't seem to work :(

[mickill]

...still using snail mail, dearie? I hear that Marconi kid came up with something great on the weekend...
And it just gets worse and worse and...

[roosta]

And it just gets worse and worse and...

yeah...that was actually one of the worst retorts i have ever read...

[synch]

Her snail mail doesn't seem to work :(
Did another one relocate? :(

[ToucanSpam]

Oh look, it's everyone's favorite enforcer, here to shove his fat head into the discussion...


How are you mickill? Long time no see.

[adam_f]

Oh no you dinnit! Did he just say FAT HEAD?!!??!

[synch]

He's saving the rubber/glue retort for a bigger emergency.

[mickill]

Well, I'm stumped.

[ToucanSpam]

He's saving the rubber/glue retort for a bigger emergency.
I'll save that for my next ATTN: BBMB thread.

[mp-seventythree]

When did Toucanspam grow some bollocks?

[synch]

He's always had them, they just haven't dropped yet.

[jabumbo]

maybe i should have made this a poll

[mp-seventythree]

He's always had them, they just haven't dropped yet.

Nice answer (y)
He's never been one for showing he's got the minerals before.

[marsdaddy]

TAL is all knowing, KLL knows only what the admins say and think.

But this thread should be about me. How did mickill -- is that the Canadian spelling? -- get to be everyone's favorite enforcer? What about Van Dame? Segal? Robocop?

[kll]

TAL is all knowing, KLL knows only what the admins say and think.



I know other things too. Like what married people hit on who and shit like that. Years worth of knowledge. It's rather funny.

[mickill]

I vote for kll.
Of course you do, Mervert.
How did mickill -- is that the Canadian spelling? -- get to be everyone's favorite enforcer? What about Van Dame? Segal? Robocop?
Keep in mind that this is only the opinion of TS. It's like getting upset because Grover from Sesame Street said it was going to rain for the rest of the week.

[mp-seventythree]

Last thing I heard TAL didn't have breasts - Kerri wins

[mickill]

That's pretty sexist, guys.



And she prefers the terms 'knockers' or 'jugs'.

[mp-seventythree]

How about "rack"?

[jabumbo]

don't forget the fact that kll has no hair

[jabumbo]

brazilian?

on top of her head, man


nobody is brave enough to look down there...

[mickill]

What are you guys primates? Are you just thorougly incapable of behaving the least bit gentlemanly around a broad?

[kll]

nice fuckin' thread, jabumbo...

[cosmo105]

i just like how kll talks so much shit yet she does it in such an innocent voice with such a sweet laugh that you almost forget she just called all of you sexless losers.

[jabumbo]

i just like how kll talks so much shit yet she does it in such an innocent voice with such a sweet laugh that you almost forget she just called all of you sexless losers.



she sounds pretty manly to me...

[kll]

i just like how kll talks so much shit yet she does it in such an innocent voice with such a sweet laugh that you almost forget she just called all of you sexless losers.
bingo

[ToucanSpam]

Why isn't this a poll anyways?


Jabumbo, your string of dissapointing actions has led me to believe you don't like to be cool.


By the way, how's Marc-Andre Fleury now, motherfucker? Whenever I see him these days, he is scrambling to shovel the puck out of the net while sliding on his goalie pads like some dumb kid.

And, by the way, any news on Skye's death? None? I didn't think so...

[jabumbo]

i didn't think i ever was cool enough to be able to negate my coolness

[ToucanSpam]

Really though.


So how about that Sidney Crosby?

[marsdaddy]

I know other things too. Like what married people hit on who and shit like that. Years worth of knowledge. It's rather funny.Maybe even first hand experience? Wait, don't you put your pants on both legs at the same time?
i just like how kll talks so much shit yet she does it in such an innocent voice with such a sweet laugh that you almost forget she just called all of you sexless losers.You're young and easily impressed -- look at the shiny light.
bingoAll I needed as O48! :mad:

[jabumbo]

All I needed as O48! :mad:

arent the O numbers from 60 to 75?

[kll]

takes one to know one.

[synch]

arent the O numbers from 60 to 75?
You aren't serious are you? You don't really know these things... right? Right?

[monkey]

and bingo was his name-o!

i think jabumbo has a crush on one of the two people this thread is based on.

[kll]

and bingo was his name-o!

i think jabumbo has a crush on one of the two people this thread is based on.


i knew it!

he totally is always talking about TAL to me!

[TAL]

I like kll even though she doesn't talk to me anymore. Just like another boardmember.

Odd people, both of you.

[marsdaddy]

takes one to know one.bird of a feather flock together.

[kll]

bird of a feather flock together.


two peas in a pod

[cosmo105]

like peas and horse intestines

[mickill]

A couple of nuts in a sack

[cosmo105]

like urine and feces

[marsdaddy]

I would touch that with a 10ft pole.

[cosmo105]

with my neighbor's employee's dog's dick

[marsdaddy]

A dog's mouth is cleaner than yours.

[cosmo105]

oh right, girls aren't supposed to be profane.

[TurdBerglar]

i cook with profane

[marsdaddy]

oh right, girls aren't supposed to be profane.Why couldn't you have said:

"Sugar and spice and everything nice."

:(

[kll]

Why couldn't you have said:

"Sugar and spice and everything nice."

:(

stop trying to control the world

[marsdaddy]

You're not the boss of me!

[jackrock]

TAL kills me a little everytime :(

[synch]

i cook with profane
I'm never sure whether to correct you when you write stuff like that.

It's damn funny I'll tell you that.

[kll]

I just got your card over the weekend. Thank you. Slow boat to China and then back to the U.S. That was a smart way to send it. Only 8 weeks or so in the making. Thanks for the tampons and the corn healers. Thank you.

[TurdBerglar]

I'm never sure whether to correct you when you write stuff like that.

It's damn funny I'll tell you that.


do it man

go into the store one day and just start cussing at the bacon and watch the shit start to sizzle. sizzle right in the fuckn package. profane is some serious cooking shit.

[TAL]

Yay! That's all of you then.

[kleptomaniac]

i don't think either of them likes me, but i'll vote for TAL
because you kill jackrock a little everytime....thanks. (y)

[Funky Pepp]

I don't know TAL but kll is (y)(y)(y)...

[Kid Presentable]

Wait, kll is a chick?

[Calimero jr.]

I don't care about any of them two....just about as much as the rest of the board members. Really.

[synch]

That hurts, man.

[jabumbo]

I just got your card over the weekend. Thank you. Slow boat to China and then back to the U.S. That was a smart way to send it. Only 8 weeks or so in the making. Thanks for the tampons and the corn healers. Thank you.


only you would get corns by working at a desk all day

[Calimero jr.]

That hurts, man.

Forgot to add a :D to my previous post, might help swallowing the pill ;)

[synch]

Not even sugar will help with this one :(