Official Puppy Bowl Shittalk Thread

[cosmo105]

so, what are your thoughts? last year was a hell of a ride. (http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/puppybowl/preview_wmp.html) this year (http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/puppybowl/video_gallery/videogallery.html) should be just as exciting.the addition of the kitten half time show this year will be pretty spectacular, i think. i predict that a siamese will rip a persian's top off during the climax, and the pomeranian will pee all over the doberman.

[Planetary]

fuck that puppy shit! i'm gonna watch the lingerie bowl homie!

[kll]

my dog was a puppy last puppy bowl and he forced me to watch this over and over and over. the instant replays are to die for and when there's an "accident", the hot ref shows up and ...

[cosmo105]

haha yeah. i loved the "foul" procedures. you know it's out on dvd now.

[Planetary]

haha. this puppy thing sounds nuts. is it like a cuteness contest or something?

[marsdaddy]

It was so boring how every dog wanted to end world hunger. The baton twirling was impressive -- who needs opposable thumbs?

[B4BY 4NN]

OH KITTENS!!!

[cosmo105]

haha. this puppy thing sounds nuts. is it like a cuteness contest or something?
it's a few hours of solid cuteness. it's hard for networks to compete with the superbowl, so they figure, why not put something on for the people that couldn't give less of a shit about football?

i think the humping was a little too risque.

[Planetary]

it's a few hours of solid cuteness. it's hard for networks to compete with the superbowl, so they figure, why not put something on for the people that couldn't give less of a shit about football?

i think the humping was a little too risque.

haha. sounds pretty funny, shame i don't live in america. you must be able to watch clips on the internet somewhere...*searches*

[cosmo105]

um hello! the first post! the second link! GUY!

[Planetary]

um hello! the first post! the second link! GUY!

:D cool.

[cosmo105]

omg you can vote for most valuable puppy. i'm going to say domino. he may be the youngest, but that boy's got spirit, and i think he really wants it more than the rest do.

[Planetary]

:D cool.

they're on a mini football field with goalposts and everything!

this is great!

[HotAndWet]

I'm so glad they're bringing it back this year! Fuck the superbowl. :cool:

[cosmo105]

hell yes. dudes, keep this thread ALIVE.

[Bob]

what's hilarious is when the dogs try to escape, they have someone standing by to sort of shove them back in

[cosmo105]

haha. with a broomstick or something. G'WAN, GIT!

[cookiepuss]

I'm so excited about this! I got my eye on that poddle pup to really make some good plays.

[Documad]

I'm not clear on the rules, but I was worried that two puppies appear to be related. Will that be a tactical advantage, or will sibling rivalry cause them to lose focus?

Also, I predict that the beagle will not perform well. You can see foreshadowing in the preview, but beagles are generally not interested in other dogs. Beagles think they are people and prefer people. I don't know how that will play. But then beagles are big humpers, so you never know.

[cookiepuss]

badum-pa-bum! Pooooooodle Power! (y)

[HotAndWet]

. Beagles think they are people and prefer people. I don't know how that will play. But then beagles are big humpers, so you never know.


BAGELS!! I <3 them.

P.S. Cha Cha is my pup of choice.

[cookiepuss]

Pfffft. Barry the poodle is only ranked 12th for most valuable puppy. (n)

I'm tellin ya, he's the one to watch. as a proud owner of a poodle I can attest to the fact that they have the endurance, agility and stamina for this game. ALso despite thier delicate appearance, poodles are quite tough!


go Barry, go Barry, goooooooooooo Barry!

[cosmo105]

sooo? who watched? i had to work, so i on-demand recorded it. as soon as i get home, i am so watching me some PUPPIES.

[HotAndWet]

FUCKING AMAZING

[cosmo105]

i can't imagine what it must have been like to be a cameraperson there.

"okay, so let me get this straight. i'm going to film a bunch of puppies playing around and being cute...and i CAN'T PET THEM?!?"

[ChrisLove]

How do you win this game?

[cosmo105]

being cutest, duh.

[GetYourWarOn]

the halftime show rocked.

[ASsman]

Whoever enjoyed that deserves to be whiped off the face of the earth. You all would have been as easily amused with the "Ball of aluminium rolling around Bowl" , seriously.

[GetYourWarOn]

there's no h in wiped.

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[GetYourWarOn]

oy vey.

[ASsman]

Whiped, wiped. Whatever, I like wiped cream.

[Echewta]

Someone here suggested I turn it on last night. It was pretty lame though I did find it interesting that all of the black dogs kept beating up on the one white dog.

[kll]

Someone here suggested I turn it on last night. It was pretty lame though I did find it interesting that all of the black dogs kept beating up on the one white dog.


the poodle?

yeah, she was a total slut.

[Monsieur Decuts]

I just got me a 2 month old yellow lab.

l'il Schooner! yesterday he was talking,shitting and had his head in hte puppy bowl all at the same time

[cookiepuss]

the poodle?

yeah, she was a total slut.

her name is Barry. Barry which starts with a B as in boy. What's with people? They always think all poodles are female. :rolleyes:

poodles are sluts. that part is true.