give turd attention thread

[TurdBerglar]

i wanna talk about shit


perferably shit about me

[cosmo105]

you have gross feet

[mickill]

Show us your tits

[TurdBerglar]

you have gross feet


you have no ass

[Planetary]

you have no ass

oh, you went there!

[roosta]

cosmo certainly does have an ass.

ask julia styles...

[TurdBerglar]

Show us your tits


if i had tits i wouldn't be here talking to you cretins

[TurdBerglar]

oh, you went there!


i would say something about you but i don't know who you are and probably don't deserve anything being said about you

[cosmo105]

cosmo certainly does have an ass.

ask julia styles...
hahahaha. :cool:

[kll]

are you a sexless loser?

[TurdBerglar]

cosmo certainly does have an ass.

ask julia styles...


i think i know who julia styles is but it's kinda wierd you know who she is and knows what her ass looks like

[Planetary]

i would say something about you but i don't know who you are and probably don't deserve anything being said about you

atleast i don't have nasty feet

[TurdBerglar]

are you a sexless loser?


don't forget crazy

[kll]

thanks. i wrote that on my hand to remind myself.

[TurdBerglar]

thanks. i wrote that on my hand to remind myself.


when i write things on my hand i can read it on my dick later on. i just need a mirror

[kleptomaniac]

the world doesn't revolve around turd :rolleyes:

hey, your initials are TB. whoa.

[kll]

when i write things on my hand i can read it on my dick later on. i just need a mirror
ok.

that's a very interesting Turd Fact.


thank you.

[TurdBerglar]

the world doesn't revolve around turd :rolleyes:

hey, your initials are TB. whoa.


what's so fuckn' fantastic about fuckn' TB

[B4BY 4NN]

hey, your initials are TB. whoa.

I have never noticed this up until now.

Turd, it's our destiny. :eek:

[bigblu89]

when i write things on my hand i can read it on my dick later on. i just need a mirror

For every 100 or so horny/"show me your tits"/useless post Turd makes, he throws out a gem like this.

Keep it up. The jokes, not your dick.

[kleptomaniac]

what's so fuckn' fantastic about fuckn' TB

you ignorant fool.

[B4BY 4NN]

you ignorant fool.

:(

[TurdBerglar]

I have never noticed this up until now.

Turd, it's our destiny. :eek:


WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT TB

[B4BY 4NN]

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT TB

TOY-bis

Turd-Berglar

[jabumbo]

what's so fuckn' fantastic about fuckn' TB


tuberculosis is no laughing matter

[Planetary]

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT TB

it kills people.

[Chicka B]

when i write things on my hand i can read it on my dick later on. i just need a mirror

Hahahaha that was pretty funny. If I was a dude I'd make that my signature.

[TurdBerglar]

For every 100 or so horny/"show me your tits"/useless post Turd makes, he throws out a gem like this.

Keep it up. The jokes, not your dick.


none of my posts are useless you moron. if you would take the time to notice something good(interesting) almost always happens after i post.

[kleptomaniac]

:(

sorry.
*hangs head in shame*

[TurdBerglar]

TOY-bis

Turd-Berglar


but what's that klepto bitch's infatuation

[monkey]

ooo this is like a post here thread. hmmmmmmmmm

[Chicka B]

ooo this is like a post here thread. hmmmmmmmmm

He didn't answer mine yet. :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

ooo this is like a post here thread. hmmmmmmmmm


zippo talks shit to me about you constantly

[kleptomaniac]

but what's that klepto bitch's infatuation

hey, i never call you names. that's uncalled for.

and i'm not infatuated with you. i shudder at the very thought.

[monkey]

zippo talks shit to me about you constantly

she's nosy. she smells dirty shoes. and she has brown hair. hah!

[TurdBerglar]

He didn't answer mine yet. :mad:


i had going to try giveing you advice on how to try to grow a penis but then i realised your just a kid and that would be creepy

[TurdBerglar]

hey, i never call you names. that's uncalled for.

and i'm not infatuated with you. i shudder at the very thought.


i can make you shudder in other ways. then i would probable go to jail

[TurdBerglar]

she's nosy. she smells dirty shoes. and she has brown hair. hah!


i have brown hair

[Chicka B]

i had going to try giveing you advice on how to try to grow a penis but then i realised your just a kid and that would be creepy

You spelled giving wrong, HAH! :p And how to grow a penis on me, or in a plant?

[kleptomaniac]

i can make you shudder in other ways.

i just vomited in my mouth, thanks.

[TurdBerglar]

You spelled giving wrong, HAH! :p And how to grow a penis on me, or in a plant?

and i said had instead of was

[TurdBerglar]

i just vomited in my mouth, thanks.


whatever makes you hot...

[Chicka B]

and i said had instead of was

You set me up you sneaky bastard! :eek:

[TurdBerglar]

what?

[kleptomaniac]

whatever makes you hot...

yeah because everyone knows turd and vomit mixes well.

dude i just ate a bunch of rice krispies....i feel queasy now. :(

[Planetary]

i have this image of you 3 arguing in person, its funny...

[Chicka B]

what?

Oh nevermind. ;) haha.

[jackrock]

when i read this thread title i laughed out loud (y)

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is in saskatchewan

[P of R]

what the fuck is in saskatchewan

13-year-olds apparently.


Just the way you like 'em, right Turd?

[kleptomaniac]

what the fuck is up with you and saying fuck all the fuckn time? geez. :rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

13-year-olds apparently.


Just the way you like 'em, right Turd?



you gotta talk to damaja about that shit

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is up with you and saying fuck all the fuckn time? geez. :rolleyes:


if you lived here you'd be cussing all the time too

[P of R]

you gotta talk to damaja about that shit

I wish he would make one of those short films shouting your name and some offensive shit. (y)

[kleptomaniac]

if you lived here you'd be cussing all the time too

c'mon turd....SMILE! :)

[TurdBerglar]

who ever said i wasn't smileing.

[jackrock]

what the fuck ISN"T in saskatchewan man?

[kleptomaniac]

who ever said i wasn't smileing.

are you really?


well, that's creepy.

[TurdBerglar]

im 6'1

how big are your tits?

[jackrock]

what purple screams when it see's a ghost, and has a funny lookin face?

[kleptomaniac]

what purple screams when it see's a ghost, and has a funny lookin face?

Jackson

[jackrock]

you've just angered my soul...

[Chicka B]

Wassup jackassmuthafuckhoes?

[kleptomaniac]

you've just angered my soul...

then i've done my job :cool: (y)






(!) 3000th Post (!)


again.... :rolleyes:

[jackrock]

Wassup jackassmuthafuckhoes?
this is supposed to be about turd! ... take of the 'S' :D
jk!

[Chicka B]

this is supposed to be about turd! ... take of the 'S' :D
jk!

Haha. :p Guess what! I'm limiting myself to 10 posts in a thread. Once I cut back, then I'll lower it to 5. But I aint got no will-power so I'll probably start back up again.

[fucktopgirl]

So pooor turd,,feel neglected!!

humm,,this i a story about a man who had an obssession with tits and ass and dick(well is own) and fucking : but he never get some.BUT why would you ask???The guy was cute and fairly smart!! WHY?!! well the guy sexual orientation was toward kangourous so,,since he was living in america,he never was able to fulfill his love!.........chapter 2 soon to be release!!

for real do you get laid sometimes??

[kll]

So pooor turd,,feel neglected!!

humm,,this i a story about a man who had an obssession with tits and ass and dick(well is own) and fucking : but he never get some.BUT why would you ask???The guy was cute and fairly smart!! WHY?!! well the guy sexual orientation was toward kangourous so,,since he was living in america,he never was able to fulfill his love!.........chapter 2 soon to be release!!

for real do you get laid sometimes??


yeah, turd... she's got you nailed...

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck

that's all i got to say

what the fuck

i don't know if it's the language barrier or crack

[jackrock]

how bout both?

[fucktopgirl]

crack and heroin,,add some extasy mix it with some cocain and weeds!!

[TurdBerglar]

no acid?

there has to be acid

[jackrock]

turd wants acid? he get's acid.

[kleptomaniac]

and snapple (!)

where's the snapple?! :eek:

[fucktopgirl]

no acid man,,that would be like freakin dangerous,i dont want to do an overdose,ya know!

[TurdBerglar]

yeah

why would you even need the acid


fucktopgirl... the liveing acid trip

[Chicka B]

AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! My head is going to explode! Leave out the fucking "e"!!! Sorry I can't quit laughing, I'm such a bitch. :o I'm just playin.

[fucktopgirl]

yeah

why would you even need the acid


fucktopgirl... the liveing acid trip


haha yea!!fucking psychedelic man!!

[jackrock]

...i think ive run out of ways to give turd attention?

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck would you know


im a very clean person

[kleptomaniac]

the name "turd" doesn't really describe a really clean person....i just think you're a hobo or something....who somehow found a laptop, maybe in a dumpster? :confused:

[TurdBerglar]

I'm just messing with u...

do u bathe once a day or twice a day?

I usually bathe once a day when I come home. I only take a bird bath in the morning.


do you always wonder when im naked and wet?

[jackrock]

the name "turd" doesn't really describe a really clean person....i just think you're a hobo or something....who somehow found a laptop, maybe in a dumpster? :confused:
yup, and a charger, and an outlet near by on the streets... yup

[TurdBerglar]

the name "turd" doesn't really describe a really clean person....i just think you're a hobo or something....who somehow found a laptop, maybe in a dumpster? :confused:


yeah it's qdrop's old laptop

[kleptomaniac]

yup, and a charger, and an outlet near by on the streets... yup

a long-lasting battery (lb)

[TurdBerglar]

Do you always take everything someone says in a sexual context?


don't you know who i am?

[jackrock]

don't you know who i am?
hahaha

[kleptomaniac]

what's your real name? i'm getting kinda sick of calling you "turd"
...and i won't believe that that's your real name. :rolleyes:

[yeahwho]

turd, when you eat cottage cheese do you prefer large or small curd?


Plus, have you ever been a curd bergler?

[TurdBerglar]

why the fuck would anyone eat cottage cheese?

[kleptomaniac]

c'mon, what's your real name, mr. turd?

ps: whoa. profile pic = you? hmm...

[yeahwho]

why the fuck would anyone eat cottage cheese?
it's absurd

[Tzar]

c'mon, what's your real name, mr. turd?
it actually is his real name.

[jackrock]

so ummm turd... whats goin on?

[kleptomaniac]

fine, don't tell me...


g'night, turdy.

[TAL]

I know what it is. No surprise there I suppose.

[jackrock]

why no surprise?

[TurdBerglar]

tal knows everything

[jackrock]

oh right, forgot

[CrankItUp!]

checkout : http://www.turdwords.com

And the "turd-word" of the day is..? :eek:

[Laver1969]

Hi Turd.