Official Shit Talk Thread

[Kid Presentable]

So corn won't digest.

Poo smells.

All daughters are taught to wipe front to back.

Feel free to add your own musings.

[marsdaddy]

My son thinks Shampoo is "bathroom talk."

[Kid Presentable]

My son thinks Shampoo is "bathroom talk."

Yeah, I used to call it 'Shampoose' when I was little.

Dogs always smell their shit. There's no image that brings more joy to me than a dog hunkering down for a crap in a park.

[Ace42X]

All daughters are taught to wipe front to back.

If they weren't, lesbianism would nose-dive by 50% overnight.

[Kid Presentable]

If they weren't, lesbianism would nose-dive by 50% overnight.

Nose.

Dive.

geddit?

I suppose everybody must go front to back, though.

[jackrock]

heheh SHIT talk i get it.

[Echewta]

throwin a duece

hitt'n the hatch

[kleptomaniac]

heheh SHIT talk i get it.

nothing gets by you, detective.

[Chicka B]

nothing gets by you, detective.

Haaaah!!! :D I went in the bathroom one time and there was a giant YELLOW poop. I was like "wtf?" that must've been my dad's for sure. It's like, learn to flush. (n)

[jackrock]

Haaaah!!! :D I went in the bathroom one time and there was a giant YELLOW poop. I was like "wtf?" that must've been my dad's for sure. It's like, learn to flush. (n)
hahahahaha chicka poo's yellow!!

[kleptomaniac]

damn sounds like he's been sucking on one too many lemons, if you know what i mean... :confused: (!)

[Chicka B]

I know! It's like yellow? My mom said one time she gave me some rasins when I was a baby, and since I didn't have any teeth I just swallowed them whole. And they swelled up in my stomach and I was shitting out beans that smelled like raisens. :eek:

hahahahaha chicka poo's yellow!!

Lol, chicka poo. NO! My dad! I shit roses. :cool:

[marsdaddy]

Once you have kids, talking about bodily functions is mandatory.

[jackrock]

hopefully none with thorns......... but wait... i thought girls didnt poop?

[kleptomaniac]

^^ and i thought boys knew better... :rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

you ever see a dog trying to shit after it's eaten something that it shouldn't like kitty litter? it's hilarious. it looks like the poor thing is shitting concrete. and every inch of it is pure anal devestation it seems. and dogs are stupid so it thinks something is attacking it's ass as it's trying to shit a cinderblock. there will be like a normal section of shit then a patch of cinderblock shit. once that cinderblock portion comes by the dog whips around snapping at whatever he thinks is back there ripping his ass apart. as he's whipping around there's like this cinderblock turtlehead sticking out and that is just pure hilarity.

dogs rock

[jackrock]

you ever see a dog trying to shit after it's eaten something that it shouldn't like kitty litter? it's hilarious. it looks like the poor thing is shitting concrete. and every inch of it is pure anal devestation it seems. and dogs are stupid so it thinks something is attacking it's ass as it's trying to shit a cinderblock. there will be like a normal section of shit then a patch of cinderblock shit. once that cinderblock portion comes by the dog whips around snapping at whatever he thinks is back there ripping his ass apart. as he's whipping around there's like this cinderblock turtlehead sticking out and that is just pure hilarity.

:(

[TurdBerglar]

so you've eaten kitty litter i assume?

[jackrock]

so you've eaten kitty litter i assume?
I WAS CURIOUS!

[kleptomaniac]

my dog once ate crayons, so you can guess how that came out...

an array of rainbow colors...yup.

[fucktopgirl]

hahaha!

[jackrock]

hahaha!
you think it's funny?! poor dog! :(

[kleptomaniac]

it really sucks when he swallows a string of hair too...it makes it...dangle... ew.....

[TurdBerglar]

yeah

when cats eat yarn... SHIT ON A STRING!


make a good necklace for some sick fuck

[jackrock]

Don't Shit Where You Eat!

[kleptomaniac]

Don't Shit Where You Eat!

and vice versa!


oh and that necklace thing is gross...blech....


edit: but it probably works better than a garlic necklace
against vampires....

[fucktopgirl]

you think it's funny?! poor dog! :(


well it not like the dog is in pain,, they have this look on their face when they shiT ! :D its anal but its funny!

[jackrock]

well it not like the dog is in pain,, they have this look on their face when they shiT ! :D its anal but its funny!
heh good one :D

[Tzar]

this thread is full of shit (n)

[kleptomaniac]

this thread is full of shit (n)


that's why i'm wearing boots.

[jackrock]

this thread is full of shit (n)
...

heh good one :D

[Kid Presentable]

I saw a poodle that had swallowed a balloon, and when it went for a shit the balloon started blowing up, covered in shit, hanging out of this little gay dogs' ass.

[Ace42X]

www.ratemypoo.com

[Kid Presentable]

So if particles can get on your toothbrush, shouldn't we commit a shit naked? And wash our face afterwards?