people they be stupids

[monkey]

Girl: We can't have sex until we get married.
Guy: Sex is a form of marriage.
Girl: But we're not ready to get married.
Guy: Your mom.

--St. Marks & 3rd


Guy: My dog is so racist. She is scared of black people. But she also hates the black people of dogs.
Girl: What does that even mean?
Guy: Pugs.

--33rd & 8th

[jabumbo]

paulinochka : I like boys.
mighty mos f : So do i.
paulinochka : Really?
mighty mos f : No, but I thought that might turn you on a bit.

--Adam_f's Mothers' Laptop

[monkey]

oh honey, dont get jealous that adam_f is witty and charming and youre not.

[adam_f]

Like Ice Cube when he's not violent.

[Rock]

Dude: Why are you the color of shit?
Other Dude: What do you mean?
Dude: Your skin color is the color of shit. Why is that?

- A guy to someone that was crashing at his apartment for over 6 months.

[Qdrop]

mickill: bradd, i really think i'm smarter than you...
me: mike, come on...seriously...
mickill: ...
mickill: yeah, dude....i'm way smarter.

[monkey]

making up fake convos = gay

[Qdrop]

making up fake convos = gay

what about saying "gay=bad"?

[monkey]

i use gay to mean stupid. i dont care about its homosexual meaning. i call homos homos. and i do it to their sweet homo faces.

[Qdrop]

i use gay to mean stupid. i dont care about its homosexual meaning. i call homos homos. and i do it to their sweet homo faces.

well that's just gay.

[monkey]

Teen girl: Wow, that's pretty big.
Teen guy: And it won't stop growing.
Teen girl: I think you need a doctor.
Teen guy: Oh yeah? What am I supposed to say? "Hey doc, my penis just won't stop growing"? Yeah, right.
Teen girl: Uh...maybe you shouldn't say that out loud.

--Penn Station

[jabumbo]

but gay = happy, so therefor happy = stupid





and i didn't make up my convo, i just stole _f's computer

[adam_f]

I would appreciate it if you wouldn't post those pics with your mom either.