If she wasn't so hot, I wouldn't drink 3 coffees a day

[Monsieur Decuts]

And my bowels would thank me.

Anyone else stalk someone during your daily routiene? Not like out of your way stalking, but just pavlovian stalking through repeated positive reactions from routiene tasks?

[TurdBerglar]

so you take coffee breaks to talk to a chick?

[Monsieur Decuts]

Not really the hot chick is just there during my coffee breaks....but maybe if she wasn't i wouldn't drink so much....tough to say

[fucktopgirl]

haha,so do you feel kinda tense,,,,did you talk to her at least while drinking thoses coffee?i hope so,,make a move man before your bladder explose!!

[Bob]

hell, i used to drink 4 coffees a day and i didn't work with anyone within 15 years of my age (or 100 lbs of my weight)

at least you've got an excuse! i was just an addict

[ASsman]

Would make for interesting mid altered sex.

[jackrock]

i dont follow anyone around type of thing, but i am followed alot... it's reaaaaallllly annoying

[Monsieur Decuts]

lol i've talked to her, we're buddies so its all good.

i think i fall in love like 4 times a day though...at least this one keeps me awake at work.

[kate]

i don't like taco bell, but one day i went to get one of those caramel apple empanamadoodoos things, and this boy i thought was really cute in high school worked there... so for like a month i really liked taco bell. then it made me sick again so i figured it wasn't worth it just to look at a pretty boy

[Praying Mantis]

I know what you mean....I would go to the sink like 5 times a day in the bathroom at work. There was always this image of this guy staring back at me. He was /is hot....I would go to that sink just to admire how ruggedly handsome he is.

[Nuzzolese]

I used to go to the coffee shop in the hospital like 3 times a week to get a hot chocolate, with my friend, just so we could flirt with the two cute guys behind the counter. A couple of times I even went alone. (! totally exciting, right?!) They always smiled at us and we giggled and the whole deal. But then one day I went down there and there was a long line, so I was hanging back, and a bunch of nurses were up there and...I couldn't believe what I was seeing. They were ALL flirting with those two guys! They were all smiling and giggling and making cutesy small talk and checking him out while he was toasting their bagels. Indignant! I thought we were special! Those coffee shop players. They'll break your heart.

[abcdefz]

Nurse, come quick
that old caffiene 'bout to make me sick
Caffieeeeeeeeeeene
Runnin' all 'round my bean.

[hpdrifter]

Its nice to have a little crush at work. It helps you get through the day. There's a guy here but he works in the lab and I'm in Admin so I never talk to him. Its alright, though. I'm not single. Its just a little thrill once or twice a day.

[jabumbo]

there is a cute girl who works at the brusters ice cream shop next to my office. so i always see her when i go out to my car.

i probably think about getting ice cream every day because of that, allthough i think its proximity doesn't hurt...


its not as fun now though, since the first couple times i went there she was the only one in the shop. now i always see another less cute girl and an older guy manager type.

[beastieangel01]

I don't do that personally. But there is eyecandy here and there, including in my office. Guys and girls. It's nothing sexual, but it's nice to have something nice to look at all day.

[Monsieur Decuts]

I don't do that personally. But there is eyecandy here and there, including in my office. Guys and girls. It's nothing sexual, but it's nice to have something nice to look at all day.

Its exhiliarting to some point. But like Nuzz has said, I know that she is not mine alone...not with the 1000 software engineers running around high on caffine and talkin about the onion.com.

[beastiegirrl101]

I used to go out of my way in college to this gym way out in the burbs because I knew this hottie worked out on Saturday's...

[hpdrifter]

This makes me think of the "I Saw U" sction of this free weekly we have here in Seattle. Its called The Stranger, I think ewvery decent sized city has one or 2.

Anyway, most of these papers have a section in the personals called I Saw U, sort of like missed connections on craigslist. Anyone ever posted one or been seen?

Does anyone wonder if they're someone's coffee girl or hottie at the gym?

[yeahwho]

This makes me think of the "I Saw U" sction of this free weekly we have here in Seattle. Its called The Stranger, I think ewvery decent sized city has one or 2.

Anyway, most of these papers have a section in the personals called I Saw U, sort of like missed connections on craigslist. Anyone ever posted one or been seen?

Does anyone wonder if they're someone's coffee girl or hottie at the gym?

I saw you hanging around Café Campagne busking for truffles last Thursday night.

[TAL]

My check-out girl has stopped working at the supermarket, but at least I get to see my hairdresser once every few months.

[hpdrifter]

I saw you hanging around Café Campagne busking for truffles last Thursday night.

Mmmmm... Truuuufffflllees.

[jabumbo]

I saw you hanging around Café Campagne busking for truffles last Thursday night.

and i saw you watching her busking for truffles last thursday.


you were sipping on hot cocoa out of a thermos and you had a really nice pair of binoculars :cool:

[yeahwho]

hpdrifter, we shouldn't be so snooty, but lets face it, The Stranger is the fucking mostest funniest and ultra coolest weekly in the USA, perhaps earth.

Totally useless information in a hilarious format.

[Monsieur Decuts]

This makes me think of the "I Saw U" sction of this free weekly we have here in Seattle. Its called The Stranger, I think ewvery decent sized city has one or 2.

Anyway, most of these papers have a section in the personals called I Saw U, sort of like missed connections on craigslist. Anyone ever posted one or been seen?

Does anyone wonder if they're someone's coffee girl or hottie at the gym?
I do read those, think they're funny. I don't pay attention to craigslist though cause i'm convinced its fat old idiots.

Truth, once I put one in there for a stranger who had been extremely kind to me, not so much cause i wanted to see them again, but because i wanted them to feel wanted and good about themselves.

[yeahwho]

and i saw you watching her busking for truffles last thursday.


you were sipping on hot cocoa out of a thermos and you had a really nice pair of binoculars :cool:
I knew that was you, but what I couldn't make out clearly was who was behind you, up by the market sign?

[hpdrifter]

Uh, yeah it is. And Dan Savage, best advice columnist ever, resides in our quiet little burg. Well, my quiet little burg anyway, I don't think he gets up to Everett much.

;)

[Monsieur Decuts]

lol yes he does,

He also ran the strangers amature porn contest viewing night...nothing i attended but wow it would have been awsome to see the sites there.

Stranger = sleeping on your hand, waking up with it numb and then rapping it like a sheepdog

[yeahwho]

Uh, yeah it is. And Dan Savage, best advice columnist ever, resides in our quiet little burg. Well, my quiet little burg anyway, I don't think he gets up to Everett much.

;)
That is cold, real cold, but not as cold as your busking Gordon Lightfoots Sundown in front of Café Campagne's last Thursday night.

You were spot on. Your voice got so high on "Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs"

[hpdrifter]

That is cold, real cold, but not as cold as your busking Gordon Lightfoots Sundown in front of Café Campagne's last Thursday night.

You were spot on. Your voice got so high on "Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs"

I'm a coluratura soprano.

[jabumbo]

That is cold, real cold, but not as cold as your busking Gordon Lightfoots Sundown in front of Café Campagne's last Thursday night.

You were spot on. Your voice got so high on "Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs"


no that couldn't be it, since she was the one spying on me

[yeahwho]

no that couldn't be it, since she was the one spying on me

OK, if she was spying on you whilst you were spying on me then who was this dude (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/videoclips/joanieloveschachi.mpg) she did the duet with?

[hpdrifter]

Dudes, what do you think I am the bionic woman? You currently have me in three places at one. I'm good at multitasking, but not that good.