gibberish spam

[cosmo105]

sometimes spam can be hilarious. post examples, discuss.

received today:

dr ! alphabet be drop , biplane or topocentric a dogbane , deer in exhortation on roosevelt try glenda it cyrus and audible , stem ! lazarus ! doodle see kline the expend try barbour ! astarte in build and loft some dog but tracery it's autistic it jonquil some contestant in thailand some centrifuge the anorexia not hackle may verlag in stairwell it's camelback be rapacious and
Keine email hier see nuisance it's airflow a
or celebes see moen try
see apparel it's carthaginian !
, dinnerware the despot ,

[kaiser soze]

it's the terrorists sending you coded messages

it loosely translates to "we hate falafel"

don't worry

[cosmo105]

what's not to love about falafel? :(

[Freebasser]

My favourite is google spam.

Boy college shower, college boy shower
... vw ... His little boy is nicknamed 'Bootleg' and for some ... Beastie Boys
Message Board - My present to Freebasser ... Teh. Pigtails ...
www.lookfood.com/boy-college-shower.html. - 34k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages

I found one with Daisy, Jabumbo and Disney porn once.

[cosmo105]

philadelphia spanish lucky aliquot?
cryptographer eumenides excision arraign?
elephantine bellflower tirade arhat blackwell.
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mucilage resolute comanche flex companionway thicken. kenyon buckwheat heretofore shuttlecock,

(message 2)
SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY bituminous
asceticism rival stick,
along truculent physician?
snappy calamitous decommission. shedir manumission culpable.
dorset ala collectible. boyce counterman fungal changeover los wakeful. bodied secondhand coconut locomotory usgs lusaka.
stout tenacious elastic attenuate schnapps barony. accreditation primate cayley. affirm to hairdo dillon,


(message 3. this one's kind of intriguing)
CHEEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK anybody
promised he fly thats news anything.
off supposedto sugar sandwich?
immediate fly she somewhere thats friends. suddenly friends reply again very.
not teach human reading, she respect or already.
again happened wanted.

(message 4)
SAD TO HAVE SHORT D1CCK, BIGGER 2" NOW AT LOW we
or motor next.
taught letters or? thus anything evening promised.
latter few here?
being wife did or yours, shining use prison social black. find gym letters?
least taught sugar back, rich sugar wife mischievous,


i don't know why they all seem to think i have a small dick. :(

[zorra_chiflada]

oh, i wish i got gibberish spam :(

[cosmo105]

it's becoming a true art form.

[Jmoney77]

Fight spam !

[cosmo105]

reshness - the first - and it is also the last. And if sturgeon is of the
even black arches over her greening eyes. The thin vertical crease cutting
clothes had stayed in her house, and though this house was very near by,
seated man that he even changed countenance. Looking sideways in anxiety, he
day, all night and the next day - in short, for as long as necessary. Of


(blah blah stock market options etc.)


Azazello opened the suitcase, took out of it a huge roast chicken with a
hero, had attempted to foist into print an apology for Jesus Christ.
dressing up, deceived by vile Fagott's firm, dreamed of only one thing -
'Name?'
And so, more than three hours had gone by since the procession climbed
Her eyebrows, plucked to a thread with tweezers, thickened and lay in
Styopa Likhodeev was to talk no more over the phone at the Variety.
Just then, behind the wall, in the professor's daughter's room, a
a penetrating glance.
Here the foreigner pulled the following stunt: he got up and shook the
while the dearest person, is also, alas, quite absent-minded. A month ago I
though by her reckoning it was long past. At the last stroke of the clock,
with two seals.

[cosmo105]

invasion. They can't change us, so they get into the bodies of our children
"Please smoke," Mr. Lemchen offered, lowering himself back into the
wriggling your fingers and cursing in frustration. OK, let's say you've got
faces crawled across his consciousness again like pictures on a screen.


Arthur was also gingerly touching his face. Now that the horrible mask
"Not really. You see, by then I had come to believe in the Visitation,
was immediately blanketed by rust and then twisted and deformed into the
and panting from the heat, and at the same time, a chill was running through
order. Two fishermen coming back from a not very successful trip. He got
looked familiar, but I couldn't place him. He climbed up on the stool next
purple scars, contorted into a welcoming smile.
we could chat."
of them, the most important thing in living was to reach out and touch
alive. Go ahead!"
it, Redrick thought grimly. Himself. Why did he beg to come along so
Redrick said nothing. He wanted a cigarette badly. He took one out,
was to understand the reason behindit.
My Kirill was cured. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.







this is gold, man. gold.

[The Notorious LOL]

I got one from STEEL BUILDINGS that said STORE YOUR STUFF IN A STEEL BUILDING!!!!!!!!

[cosmo105]

hahaha. straight and to the point.