my cat is a drama queen

[Sarky Devotchka]

he was just sitting by his litter box going, "mroowww, mrowww" with his head down and he was squinting and wasn't moving even when I asked him what was wrong. so, I picked him up and he jumped away and licked his butt. so, I looked in the litter box and there was a real stink fresh poo in there that he couldn't manage to cover up because the litter got wet from the laundry sink overflowing, so I emptied out the whole thing.

then he still walked around yelling, "mroowwww" and I said, "hey! what's the matter? you wanna treat?" *shake shake* and then he was all, "yup!" and back to normal.

aww, geordy.

he's checking himself out in the mirror now while licking his belly.

[beastiegirrl101]

Jaxon is like that too, when he 'goes' he will stare at it and meow till I clean it out because he can't go in a dirty litter box. That and he get's the shit sprints....(after he goes he bolts out of his box trailing litter everywhere)

[Rock]

One of my cats has become a real bitch as of late. She will come sit on my lap purring and kneading and then fall asleep. And then she will wake up, go downstairs and sit under the dinner table. And start meowing. After that if you go near her you can hear her purr and then she takes a swing at me and hisses. Its been going on for a week now almost every night...and its really really pissing me off. And the fatty has been spending more time with my woman than me, and its getting me jealous.

[marsdaddy]

My cat likes to open this one roundabout cabinet where we keep the crackers and cereal. He loves to munch crunchy things, then spit them up later.

So today, I walk into the kitchen and I hear this faint, "meow" from the roundabout but the cabinet is closed. I try to open it, and I hear this cat scream. He's stuck in the guts of the roundabout. I'm trying to figure out how I take off the door, when i move it a little bit and he squeezes out, knocking over all the cracker and cereal boxes in his wake.

So, if I'd not worked out of the house today, would he have a) pooped in there, b) gorged on crackers and cereal all day, c) decomposed or d) all of the above?

[erbngirl]

My cat is in love with a spatula. He drug it out of the sink the other day and got under my bed. When i tried to get it from him he started growling at me. I finally got it and he spent the next 2 days in the kitchen howling. I couldn't take it anymore. I gave it back to him. He drags it around with him and I find him cuddling with it whilst he's asleep. I really, well I've just no idea about that.

[marsdaddy]

My cabinet opening cat was inside a large, empty shipping box. I heard him in there and told Mookie to go open the box. Mookie goes over and both he and the cat jump. Scaredy cats!

[insertnamehere]

My cat is in love with a spatula. He drug it out of the sink the other day and got under my bed. When i tried to get it from him he started growling at me. I finally got it and he spent the next 2 days in the kitchen howling. I couldn't take it anymore. I gave it back to him. He drags it around with him and I find him cuddling with it whilst he's asleep. I really, well I've just no idea about that.


that one made me lol. and im in the computer lab, haha