Post here and I will tell you what Jabumbo thinks of you

[ToucanSpam]

I think he may surprise you.

[jabumbo]

i think toucan spam is an asshole

[Freebasser]

Here.

[ToucanSpam]

klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
clearly nobody wants to play our game
Patrick says:
I know
Patrick says:
mabe we should just start picking people
Patrick says:
let's start with QDrop to get the ball rolling
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
hahah
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
you really like that guy don't you
Patrick says:
it's not about what I think
Patrick says:
it's about what YOU think
Patrick says:
he's alright though
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
well what do YOU think that i think about him
Patrick says:
I think YOU think he's a jackass
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
you think?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
he has his moments
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
but they are overshadowed but his annoyances
Patrick says:
I dunno, he's very opinionated
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i like the fact that he is willing to start some of those discussions
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
but he does get a bit haughty
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
and i can understand why he gets frustrated with some of the responses he gets

[Qdrop]

jesus christ...
you people sit around and talk about me on IM?

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, I get my Qdrop news at msnbc.com/gossip/

[alexandra]

jesus christ...
you people sit around and talk about me on IM?
pathetic, innit.


i think i already know what Pete thinks of me.

[Freebasser]

I'm sure you do the same, Q.

On another note, this is like Mickill and Afronaut lite, and the full-fat version wasn't much cop.

[ToucanSpam]

Here.
Patrick says:
ok, it's that filthy Brit Freebasser
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
he is like one of my annoying cousins
Patrick says:
hahaha
Patrick says:
how so?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
always says these insults that are supposed to be goonish
Patrick says:
yeah, but he's witty
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
this is true
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i can only imagine him saying the things he posts
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
with the most outrageous accent i have ever heard
Patrick says:
I always imagine he sounds like Simon Cowell but less manly
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i would think more nasal
Patrick says:
ok next
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
he might cry since you compared him to simon

[kll]

klloughlin

[Freebasser]

Hilarious.

And I use that word in its loosest sense.

[synch]

I'm sure you do the same, Q.

On another note, this is like Mickill and Afronaut lite, and the full-fat version wasn't much cop.
Oh that one wasn't that bad.

[ToucanSpam]

Yeah, I get my Qdrop news at msnbc.com/gossip/
Patrick says:
hpdrifter
Patrick says:
is that a man or a woman?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
woman
Patrick says:
ok, what do you think of her?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she seems very quirky
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i think she would make a good drinking buddy
Patrick says:
drinking is good
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she thinks your are creepy
Patrick says:
what?
Patrick says:
she sucks
Patrick says:
next

[kll]

i'm going to be truly annoyed if other members start a trend with this type of thread... we haven't had one of these in awhile... please don't jump on the bandwagon, people...

[Kid Presentable]

I love this shit.

[jabumbo]

i'm going to be truly annoyed if other members start a trend with this type of thread... we haven't had one of these in awhile... please don't jump on the bandwagon, people...


you just gave me a few ideas. jerk

[ToucanSpam]

pathetic, innit.


i think i already know what Pete thinks of me.
Patrick says:
alexandra
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she is made of a rubber substitute
Patrick says:
what do you mean?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i mean she is made out of rubber
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she bounces off the walls like a raquetball would
Patrick says:
sounds hot
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
and she has the strangest collection of american slang in her vocabulary
Patrick says:
like that
Patrick says:
*what
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
just anything. its not all from one demographic like you are used to hearing
Patrick says:
oh
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
the words themselves arent strange
Patrick says:
she seems like a cool cat
Patrick says:
next
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
but the fact that she uses them all interchangably

[hpdrifter]

Patrick says:
hpdrifter
Patrick says:
is that a man or a woman?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
woman
Patrick says:
ok, what do you think of her?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she seems very quirky
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i think she would make a good drinking buddy
Patrick says:
drinking is good
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she thinks your are creepy
Patrick says:
what?
Patrick says:
she sucks
Patrick says:
next

Hey, woah, I thought we talked about this, no quoting without the proper in text citations.

You are debarred. Stop posting about me.

[ToucanSpam]

klloughlin
Patrick says:
kll
Patrick says:
this ought to be good
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
jagoff
Patrick says:
thats it?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
what else do you want from someone so boring?
Patrick says:
she's not boring
Patrick says:
she's just old....
Patrick says:
but young at heart
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
with no hair
Patrick says:
none?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
too cheap to buy a wig
Patrick says:
she's had the same avatar forever
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
just on her legs
Patrick says:
ugh
Patrick says:
theres an image
Patrick says:
anything else? don't hold back eh
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i want to throw a pie in her face
Patrick says:
mmm
Patrick says:
what kind of pie?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
it doesnt matter, anything right out of the oven
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she just signed on now, and is begging to save face
Patrick says:
she's not worth a lemon pie
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
no, i would eat that
Patrick says:
ok next
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
blueberry probably, since i don't like them

[fucktopgirl]

haha,,i already know,,he think i'm crazy!!nipple freak!

[FloorK]

:D me me me me me me me me ! !

[ToucanSpam]

Hahahaha (y)
Patrick says:
cmute rhyme
Patrick says:
how do you even say that?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
the fuck if i know
Patrick says:
well..
Patrick says:
fuck it
Patrick says:
next
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
he likes my ass
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
which is creepy

[ToucanSpam]

I love this shit.
Patrick says:
Kid Presentable
Patrick says:
I wanna go on record saying I actually enjoy his posts
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
fuckin weirdo
Patrick says:
hahaha
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i don't think i ever understand what he is saying
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i think he is drunk when he posts
Patrick says:
a male Lindsey?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
esentially
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
but less spastic
Patrick says:
hummmmmmmmmm
Patrick says:
knows his transformers though
Patrick says:
you cant front on that
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
yeah, he is stuck in the 80's
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
its a good thing he has short hair
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
or i am positive he would have a mullet
Patrick says:
you think he listens to WHAM!
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
doubt he is that cool
Patrick says:
ouch
Patrick says:
ok next

[Qdrop]

see, never in my lifetime would i think to myself "hmm....i feel like talking to Toucan on IM...yeah..."

[ToucanSpam]

haha,,i already know,,he think i'm crazy!!nipple freak!
Patrick says:
fucktopgirl
Patrick says:
jesus christ....
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she is crazy
Patrick says:
what's with the ,,,,,,,,,,,
Patrick says:
I cant think of a language that uses multiple commas
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
maybe she convulses or something
Patrick says:
hahaha
Patrick says:
I convulse reading her retarted posts
Patrick says:
and I'm ToucanSpam
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she could be the closest thing to a female version we have of you
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
ut better
Patrick says:
fuck off
Patrick says:
next

[synch]

Did you just refer to yourself as "ToucanSpam"...?

[ToucanSpam]

:D me me me me me me me me ! !
Patrick says:
FloorK
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
my true lover
Patrick says:
oooooo
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
and complete coffee addict
Patrick says:
haha
Patrick says:
kinda hyper
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
very hyper
Patrick says:
but in a good way, right?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
unless she doesnt drink her coffee
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i just can't get enough
Patrick says:
maybe you should look into that
Patrick says:
obviously kll isn't working out
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
clearly
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
its the age difference
Patrick says:
fifty is just a number though
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i'll get synch to box her up and send her over from holland
Patrick says:
holy shit, I think we skipped him
Patrick says:
next

[ToucanSpam]

Did you just refer to yourself as "ToucanSpam"...?
Patrick says:
synch
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
crazy bastard
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
people think he is calm
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
but he can rumble
Patrick says:
I gave him shit a while ago, he knows how to defend himself
Patrick says:
at least he's reasonable/patient
Patrick says:
but he's also a fucking sheep, which shocks me
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
if qdrop is oprah, then he is dr. phil
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
he has good timing
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
probably from all those video games he plays
Patrick says:
he plays video games?
Patrick says:
shit
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
what, you think he works for a living with a beard that crappy?
Patrick says:
well, I just assumed...
Patrick says:
anything else?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
nah
Patrick says:
ok next

[Rock]

Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah

[Kid Presentable]

When people say champ to me, they mean loser.

When they say big guy, they mean I'm skinny.

When women call me gorgeous, they want to sew their vaginas closed I'm so ugly.

[ToucanSpam]

Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah
Patrick says:
Rock
Patrick says:
there's one
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
don't know a whole lot
Patrick says:
best avatar ever
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
very outright and a bit perverse
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i do love the avatar
Patrick says:
he's one of the best 'semi-frequent' posters
Patrick says:
you know, like King Psyze or whatever
Patrick says:
here and there
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
yeah
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
good for a laugh usually
Patrick says:
indeed
Patrick says:
ok

[synch]

A crazy Dr Phil sheep? I'll sheep the both of you.

And I'm inbetween gigs ok?

Heh.

[Lindsey_1535]

Rock it fags

[beastieangel01]

k

[Monsieur Decuts]

you don't even know me

[jabumbo]

you don't even know me

but i can still talk shit about your pacific northwest ass




i think toucan ran home to mommy

[ToucanSpam]

I'm back asshole.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm a black asshole.

Whoah. Where did that come from?

[Rock]

bleach it. its the new botox.

[ToucanSpam]

Rock it fags
Patrick says:
Lindsey
Patrick says:
she calle dus fags by the way
Patrick says:
*called us
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
you love her
Patrick says:
what?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she is drunk all the time
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i think my younger sister might end up growing up like her
Patrick says:
she'll throw a shit fit if she reads that
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
except not as drunk
Patrick says:
she likes alcahol yes
Patrick says:
but theres more to her than that
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
a fit if she sees that you love her?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
how could she not know?
Patrick says:
what are you talking about?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
lindsey obviously
Patrick says:
she'll throw a fit if she reads that you think shes a drunk
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she doesnt have to be a drunk
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she just seems drunk a lot
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
not as much as kid p though
Patrick says:
I guess?
Patrick says:
Kid P doesn't seem drunk.
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
lindsey seems pretty hip with the canadaian style
Patrick says:
and if he is drunk, at least he can spell
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
which i dont know
Patrick says:
Canadian style?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she's the hipster at her high school i bet
Patrick says:
did you take crazy pills before lunch
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i took your mom out to lunch
Patrick says:
how was it?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
a little sloppy once your dad got done, but still pretty fresh
Patrick says:
where did you go?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
bob's house of sex
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i mean steak
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
house of steak
Patrick says:
I think we're getting off topic
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
lindsey probably likes your mom
Patrick says:
in a sexual way?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
they have similar personalities stupid
Patrick says:
oh
Patrick says:
well
Patrick says:
I guess I could set them up
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
send them to the massage parlor
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
or just invite lindsey over to paint your mom's nails
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
and you can spy through the keyhole
Patrick says:
that is so creepy
Patrick says:
thats like Turd country there
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
next
Patrick says:
I say next
Patrick says:
ok
Patrick says:
next

[ToucanSpam]

k
Patrick says:
beastieangel01
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
physically she reminds me of this group of girls that hated everyone in high school
Patrick says:
the 'cool girls'?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
they were more than just cool girls
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
they thought they were hot shit
Patrick says:
I remember girls like that
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
but she seems like a pretty dorky kid
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
so she couldnt be one of them
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
since they were all dumb as bricks
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
and she sent me a christmas card, so she's cool
Patrick says:
I forgot to send cards
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
your a bastard
Patrick says:
I know I know
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i think she likes video games too, which is an odd thing for a girl
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
well, a girl that doesnt speak klingon anyway
Patrick says:
hahaha
Patrick says:
doesn't DandyFop speak klingon or something?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
probably, she is the ultra nerd, but its not her time
Patrick says:
ok
Patrick says:
so the word on beastieangel01 is all good?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
pretty much, from what i know
Patrick says:
sounds good to me
Patrick says:
ok next
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
next

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Just in time me thinks

[ToucanSpam]

you don't even know me
Patrick says:
Monsieur Decuts
Patrick says:
I don't know who the fuck this is
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
yeah, he is right
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
fuckin seahawks fan is all
Patrick says:
that says it all right there
Patrick says:
everyone's a fucking shithawk fan this year
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
yeah
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
he'll be shitting in his pants for a week
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i always thought he was from quebec or something
Patrick says:
probably
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
with that weird french sounding username
Patrick says:
isnt fuckedtopgirl from Quebec?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i dunno
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
stop getting yourself off topic
Patrick says:
ok
Patrick says:
so anythign else on Mr. Decuts
Patrick says:
*anything
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
nope
Patrick says:
ok

[Monsieur Decuts]

idiots.

I'm from nova scotia and i've been here longer than both of you.

[ToucanSpam]

Just in time me thinks
Patrick says:
Yorkshire Rose
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
sh'es probably aching for a breaking
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
but she is too sweet
Patrick says:
yeah
Patrick says:
isn't she preggers?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
yeah
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
she giggles more than any human i thought possible
Patrick says:
I dunno
Patrick says:
DS is up there
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
no where close man
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
i talked to her once
Patrick says:
on the phone?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
and she giggled almost nonstop
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
yes
Patrick says:
cool
Patrick says:
maybe she was nervous
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
and if she wasn't giggling she was hooting like an owl
Patrick says:
o rly?
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
kate is safe (y)
Patrick says:
I agree
Patrick says:
thanks for letting me get away with that bad joke
klloughlin is a big jagoff says:
eh, fuck it
Patrick says:
next

[Yorkshire~Rose]

*giggle*

:D

And aching for a breaking? I have no idea what that means but it made me blush. But perhaps that's just my dirty mind...

[Trimm Trabb]

Do me (sercomdj01111111)

213.78.199.214.

[jabumbo]

Do me (sercomdj01111111)


n3rd



maybe tomorrow...

[Trimm Trabb]

n3rd



maybe tomorrow...

:'(

213.78.199.214.

[mickill]

These fucking suck.

[jabumbo]

These fucking suck.


sorry mike, i'm not in the fabrication business like you

[Matt]

I'll bite.







wink.

[mickill]

sorry mike, i'm not in the fabrication business like you
I don't even know what this means. But I'm sure it's both witty and amusing to someone somewhere. Maybe.

Seriously, I thought I'd check some of these out and it was like reading the phone book. I've enjoyed reading some legal documents more than this.

[fucktopgirl]

ouch!!to the ego !

[kleptomaniac]

*licks jabumbo*



mmmm....tastes like chicken (y)

[jabumbo]

I don't even know what this means. But I'm sure it's both witty and amusing to someone somewhere. Maybe.


i figured you wouldn't get it

[mickill]

Whatever man. Either way, I'm sure the boredom gods are beaming with glee over this thread.

[ToucanSpam]

What a little punk bitch.

[mickill]

What a little punk bitch.
What'd yo momma do now, brotha?

[beastiegirrl101]

Jabumbo has his period today, I suggest you don't talk to him.

[synch]

When do you think would be a good time to talk to him then?

[kleptomaniac]

When do you think would be a good time to talk to him then?

4-5 days? :confused:

[kll]

no. bumbo said his flow is actually getting pretty light, so it may be safe by tomorrow.

[ToucanSpam]

You kids are full of sass-back tonight.

[mickill]

You kids are full of sass-back tonight.
You need new vocabulary. You sound like a friggin clown.

[jammytastic]

what does the second rate gemini think of the first rate gemini?

[kleptomaniac]

what does the second rate gemini think of the first rate gemini?

i didn't know he was a gemini...

okay, go ahead jabumbo. tell me what you think of me!




gasp! he's stolen my birthday! :eek:

[ToucanSpam]

You need new vocabulary. You sound like a friggin clown.
That was incredibly lame.

Can't your 'wit' come up with anything better?

Probably not.

[mickill]

Like you're one to make that call.

That was incredibly lame.
You've probably been on the receiving end of this phrase more times in your life than you've inhaled air.

Anyway, hpdifter wants me to be nicer to you dorks. Consider this my way of saying, "hey, no hard feelings, pals".

[jackrock]

ooh ooh make fun of me next!

[hpdrifter]

What is it with you people? What part of Private Message don't you understand?


...


:o (this would reflect my emotion better were it not smiling)

[ToucanSpam]

Like you're one to make that call.


You've probably been on the receiving end of this phrase more times in your life than you've inhaled air.

Anyway, hpdifter wants me to be nicer to you dorks. Consider this my way of saying, "hey, no hard feelings, pals".
Still lame. Face it, you're losing your touch. You just don't have anything fresh or new to offer.

[synch]

Yet you still have your minty freshness.

How do you do it?

[ToucanSpam]

Still living in mickill's bum? I'm sure you like it there.

[mickill]

Oh jeez.^

Toucan, you're right. I can't keep up with you. Bye.

[kll]

you're about as interesting as jabumbo on gin

[ToucanSpam]

It's not about 'keeping up with me', it's about having some new material. It's just the same old one liners over and over. At least use what little brain you have to come up with a string of words that provides some kind of laughter.

[Matt]

Jesus Christ, you're both acting like children! can't one of you be the better man and just stop?

[voltanapricot]

Jesu Cristo mamma mia!

[voltanapricot]

Hey we both became fustrated and blasphemed, Matt. Splendid coincidence.

[kll]

Jesus Christ, you're both acting like children!


um, one of em is...

[jammytastic]

Jesus Christ, you're both acting like children! can't one of you be the better man and just stop?

better man? hah!

little boys!

[Matt]

Hey we both became fustrated and blasphemed, Matt. Splendid coincidence.

Technically, I blasphemed first. ha.

um, one of em is...

Toucan says some childish shit
Mickill does the whole "I know you are but what am I?" routine

Thank god that Mike had good enough sence to give it a rest.

[synch]

Still living in mickill's bum? I'm sure you like it there.I could use an extra room. I'm looking for a bigger ass to live in.

Got any vacancies?

[ToucanSpam]

I could use an extra room. I'm looking for a bigger ass to live in.

Got any vacancies?
Not for a half-wit like you.

[Matt]

hey, are you and jabumbo ever going to get back to doing this, because it was pretty funny to me.

[Kid Presentable]

You're all on mike's dick.