post here to read some chatlogs i have saved on my computer

[Bob]

go!

[Freebasser]

Go on then.

[jabumbo]

where is the one where i called you a raging homosexual?

[Bob]

Go on then.

Some chick: booooooooooooooooooobby

Auto response from adrock1551: drinkin or something

Some chick: :-P
Some chick signed off at 12:06:07 AM.
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Some chick: Some chick (12:20:57 AM): i should make googly eye rocks with little geek glasses on em like Weezer and call em "Whizzer Rocks" ... cause i'd take the rocks from the dog pen!
Some dude: (12:21:14 AM): hahah lol
Some chick (12:21:14 AM): YEAH!
Some dude (12:21:15 AM): yeah!
Some chick (12:21:15 AM): hahahahaha
Some chick (12:21:20 AM): so sick!
Some chick (12:21:59 AM): Bob from Uconn might be right... i should've gone into business cause "im money and i dont even know it"
Some chick (12:22:04 AM): hahahaha

Auto response from adrock1551: drinkin or something

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i don't talk to her anymore

[Freebasser]

i don't talk to her anymore

I love a happy ending!

[Bob]

where is the one where i called you a raging homosexual?

somehow i forgot to save that one

dan:

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dan: BOB

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dan: COME BACK
dan: BOB
dan: BOB
dan: BOB
dan: BOB
dan: COME BACK
dan: BOB
dan: PLEASE
dan: COME BACK
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dan: bob

Auto response from adrock1551: i suck at remembering to put up away messages

dan: bob
dan: :-(
dan: bob
dan: bob
dan: bob
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dan: hey

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dan: DAMMIT1
dan: I CRY!
dan: wiat
dan: what's your away message say?
dan: i guess
dan: i have to do this
dan: until it pops
dan: up
dan: cause i think it was the same as my girlfriends
dan: but i think im also losing my mind
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dan: bob:-(

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dan: :-\
dan: :-(
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dan: BOB

Auto response from adrock1551: home for easter.

dan: :'(
dan: im CRYING
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[Bob]

I love a happy ending!

it's not that i don't like her, it's that i didn't show up to her christmas party, and then she got married

[synch]

Could have been YOU man...

[Bob]

Could have been YOU man...

this is a good one. this was during freshman year. the end is especially relevant. it took 4 years buddy, but i did it!

A FRIEND: people will generally believe that you are a sociable nice guy if you just talk
A FRIEND: they don't know that you've always been shy
A FRIEND: cop a little bit of a pimp attitude, make friends with the guys and people will think you're confident even if you're not right off
A FRIEND: but as you continue it'll gradually come to you
A FRIEND: like when you play those computer games and you build up experience points from battles
A FRIEND: like Dragon Warrior on the NES or some shit
A FRIEND: the experience points come in the form of confidence
adrock1551: fantastic
adrock1551: this is all getting copied somewhere
A FRIEND: I don't know how I come up with this great insight
A FRIEND: but if I can share it with someone then it's my responsibility to do so in the karmic sense
A FRIEND: oh man I am so stoned
A FRIEND: I can't believe this
adrock1551: i'll pay it forward for you
adrock1551: lesson here is; get stoned more
A FRIEND: haha
adrock1551: for society's sake, if nobody else
A FRIEND: well if that's what you gather from my lecture than that's certainly something to consider
adrock1551: well one of many lessons to be learned
A FRIEND: I don't mean to encourage people into drugs and alcohol but it can help people in small amounts
A FRIEND: plus if you have booze in your room and you offer it to a girl you have a good chance of getting her within a few feet of your bed
A FRIEND: and that's a victory on many levels
A FRIEND: it all goes downhill from there
A FRIEND: she'll be thinking "So this is where this guy sleeps, so if I was riding him like a stud pony I'd be on this bed"
A FRIEND: girls think thoughts like that too, don't be fooled
adrock1551: best quote EVER
A FRIEND: haha
A FRIEND: yeah I freestyled that one totally
A FRIEND: then give her some booze, sit her down next to you, after a couple drinks start with the arm around her, if she doesn't like it well hell, you've got an excuse, you're drunk
A FRIEND: then make her laugh and start tickling
A FRIEND: girls are suckers for the cuddly physical contact
A FRIEND: it turns them on
A FRIEND: more than your looks
A FRIEND: once she's laughing at the tickling move down and tickle her boobs
A FRIEND: if she likes that start feeling them all over
A FRIEND: say something funny like "Oh geeze these are nice, I didn't realize how big they were from looking at them"
A FRIEND: let her know you were checking her out, it'll turn her on more
A FRIEND: make her feel sexy and she's all yours
A FRIEND: I think *name removed* told me that one
A FRIEND: like she told me it was cool to look at girls because deep down they really like it
A FRIEND: these are the keys to the kingdom
adrock1551: fantastic...all i need now is a horse
adrock1551: to...ride to the...kingdom
adrock1551: really though, this is all going into a word file
adrock1551: and you're gonna read it tomorrow, or some other time
adrock1551: and it'll be a blast
A FRIEND: the journey to sex city begins on the road of conversation, rolls through the cities of cuddle and tickle, crosses the mountains of Mt. Breastes then rolls downhill right into the kingdom of MAD HOT WET GASH
A FRIEND: hahaha
adrock1551: i believe i was a bit ahead of myself earlier...
adrock1551: THAT
adrock1551: was the best quote ever
A FRIEND: haha
A FRIEND: these should go somewhere for people to read
A FRIEND: like in a signature or something
adrock1551: hehe...put it in your profile
A FRIEND: haha
adrock1551: gotta have something there
A FRIEND: yeah
A FRIEND: or like you could tell people that you found someone who explained the love game to you
A FRIEND: then show them those quotes
A FRIEND: it'll be wicked funny
adrock1551: it makes for good party reading or something
A FRIEND: yeah or when the beastie board gets boring during the day
adrock1551: really though, i'm copying this into a word file before i forget
A FRIEND: cool

[Nuzzolese]

I wish you'd tell us who A FRIEND is. We had chats a long time ago. Did you ever save any of those? I wouldn't expect you to have. I sure didn't.

[Bob]

I wish you'd tell us who A FRIEND is. We had chats a long time ago. Did you ever save any of those? I wouldn't expect you to have. I sure didn't.

i didn't actually, but i would have expected that i would have! just some old emails, but that's not because i'm sentimental, i'm just too lazy to clean my inbox.

if A FRIEND wants to reveal himself he can, but i'll keep him a secret for my part. that conversation actually spanned 5 pages, but that was the best part, i think. nobody was gonna read 5 pages of chatlog. hell i bet nobody even read that. which is too bad, because it's great.

this next one is from the same FRIEND, but a different conversation, i think it was actually the next day. it's not as funny, but i expected it to be, that's why i saved it. i was kind of pathetic as a freshman now that i look back. just wait till you see the chatlog after this one!



A FRIEND: Dude I am so durnk!
A FRIEND: drunk!
A FRIEND: HAHAHAHAHA
A FRIEND: SHOTS OF RUm
A FRIEND: TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE
A FRIEND: HAHAHAHAHA
adrock1551: hahaha
A FRIEND: all the ohter people are pukeing
A FRIEND: butI'm too good for puking
adrock1551: i'm hardcore recording this one
A FRIEND: I can out drink any kid here an not puke
A FRIEND: that's a promise!
adrock1551: that's an accomplishment man
A FRIEND: on e roomate is passed out but he puked a ton
A FRIEND: the other puked on the door and is now falling asleep
A FRIEND: I'm still doing shots of Capt Morgan's
A FRIEND: straight shots too, no chaser
A FRIEND: all the other dudes need chasers
adrock1551: haha...slow down man
A FRIEND: I don't need no fuckin chaser
adrock1551: you're gonna kick yourself for that in the morning
A FRIEND: I put my who cd on
A FRIEND: nah I never get hangovers
A FRIEND: I'm an experienced alcoholic
adrock1551: good to know
adrock1551: i didn't have a drop tonight
adrock1551: i'm failing miserably, heh
A FRIEND: dude
A FRIEND: earlier I went to a concert
A FRIEND: and while I was their my roomates had a big party in our room
A FRIEND: and the RA's busted it up
adrock1551: what band
adrock1551: ouch
A FRIEND: took everyone's name, called the cops
adrock1551: did you get busted too, or not?
A FRIEND: I wasn't ehre though
A FRIEND: NO
adrock1551: good...some RA's do that, i think
A FRIEND: so I get home and there's still all this liquor in the fridge that the RA's didn't find
A FRIEND: SO I DRANK IT ALL
A FRIEND: HAHAHAHAHAHA
adrock1551: lmao