i spilled beer in my printer last night

[Bob]

it's impossible to clean properly, my room's going to smell like stale beer forever now.

[jabumbo]

too bad you arent a freshmen anymore

[Matt]

haha, sucks to be you.

My friend John was drunk one night at my friend Dan's house. he was laying on the floor, and had to puke. he picked up Dan's printer, pulled it apart into four pieces, threw up in it, and put it back together.

[Bob]

haha, sucks to be you.

My friend John was drunk one night at my friend Dan's house. he was laying on the floor, and had to puke. he picked up Dan's printer, pulled it apart into four pieces, threw up in it, and put it back together.

man, that sounds like way too much energy for a puke. all of my friends can barely make it to the bathroom sometimes...much to my chagrin

[Matt]

man, that sounds like way too much energy for a puke. all of my friends can barely make it to the bathroom sometimes...much to my chagrin

It was his first time drunk. He's like the Hulk when drunk. His puke was green, at least.

[steve-onpoint]

it's impossible to clean properly, my room's going to smell like stale beer forever now.

and your word documents.

the young ones, eh?