SPONSORED STAY AWAKE

[Freebasser]

I, Freebasser, being of sound body and mind (haha, ok whatever) hereby declare my intention to perform a sponsored "stay awake-athon".

Yes, you heard me correctly - I intend to stay awake for the next week. That's 7 days and nights without any sleep, snoozing or snoring of any kind whatsoever, and definitely no resting of eyes.

I'm doing this in aid of Freeb-Aid, an organisation dedicated to supplying me with money. Feel free to donate to this very noble cause, and be sure to check out my progress on my webcam at www.stayawake.com/webcam (http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1957/stayawake0ss.gif).

No sleep til Brooklyn! (Brooklyn = next Friday)

[jackrock]

Good luck!

[Freebasser]

Thanks, brother!!!

Be sure to donate!!

!

[hpdrifter]

Is that really you? DO something funny.

[Bob]

i will be monitoring your progress like a hawk

a hawk

[Freebasser]

Well, Bob, for just $29.95 you can upgrade to my Members Only Area where you can see extended daily highlights of my non-sleeping and also nude photos for some reason :confused:

[Rawr]

LOLi cant even tell if your eyes or open or not since its so dark

[Freebasser]

Trust me, they're open!

DONATE!!! Call 0800-NO-SLEEP-4-U

[jackrock]

hahah i'm watching you freebasser... seriously turn some lights on or something

[Freebasser]

This flat doesn't have any lights.

I forgot to pay my electricity bill. My computer is battery powered.

DONATE!

[kleptomaniac]

i don't have money to donate. sorry.

i hope you got lots of drugs to keep you awake!

[ToucanSpam]

So, how much do I have to donate to get a t-shirt?

[Freebasser]

Lots!

[ToucanSpam]

Awsome!


So, when does the animated gif you made get replaced by a real webcam?

[Freebasser]

When you people donate some more money so that I may buy one!

[jackrock]

ok, now i just feel cheated :mad:

[Freebasser]

Trust me, t-shirts will be printed* and it's on a first come first served basis so you'd better get your orders in and pay your money now!

*not true

[jackrock]

once sec... i have to ask my mom!

[ToucanSpam]

If I buy three can I have an additional one with 'I fuck on the first date' printed on it?


Also, if I get the 'Premium' package you're offering, I get 30% more live coverage, including the 'Aidan takes a shit on Wednesday' video coverage, right?

[jackrock]

hah! 5 hours and still going!

[fucktopgirl]

still awake??

i dont have money but i can give you canned beans!

[jackrock]

still awake??

i dont have money but i can give you canned beans!
do you think he's sleeping?

[Freebasser]

I'm still awake!

[jackrock]

but here's where the training comes in handy ... night time!

[Freebasser]

There is no night rime, only none sleep time.

[jackrock]

ok, but you have to keep count of how much caffeine you consume... it could become a study ;)

[Freebasser]

Well, it's been about 24 hours now and I'm still going strong. I've not had a moments shut-eye.

Keep donating (y)

[jackrock]

congratulations! now do that 6 more times.

[Freebasser]

No problem!

*hallucinates about little pink Christina Aguilera monsters*

[jackrock]

*hallucinates about little pink Christina Aguilera monsters*
man that would suck!

ok to keep you awake, you have to answer me this... WHO WAS IT?!!?!?

[kleptomaniac]

this should be on that vh1 webjunk show... do something crazy! (!)

[Freebasser]

man that would suck!

ok to keep you awake, you have to answer me this... WHO WAS IT?!!?!?

? :confused:

[jackrock]

? :confused:
oh cmon! quit playing! those completely random pm's... then beckalina says pretty much what one of em said, so now i am confused as fuck... aaahhh!!

[Freebasser]

Ok, ok...

Beckalina is my alias :o

[jackrock]

hahaha

[Freebasser]

? :confused:

[jackrock]

? :cumfused:
??

[Freebasser]

So yeah, I did it!

It was tough and everything, but what kept me going the whole time were your wonderful donations.

The proceeds will be cashed in for gaming chips first thing tomorrow (y)

[jackrock]

Where the hell is my t-shirt?

[kleptomaniac]

Where the hell is my t-shirt?

it's with the penguin (lb)

[marsdaddy]

Next time, get corporate sponsors. Maybe tie it in with the Super Bowl or Champions Cup or something.

And sell your clothes at auction where a portion -- very small portion -- of the proceeds -- after you've been paid -- go to charity.