I almost sharted

[kaiser soze]

but my butt changed its mind

have you ever sharted?

I know is sucks, i've had quasi-sharts before :o

[ericlee]

My wife sharted after drinking my first batch of homemade brew. I'm so dead now.

[The Notorious LOL]

im assuming sharting means think you'll fart but you end up shitting your pants, right?


man, Ive done that. no shame. Nothing really recently but Im sure its happened at least 5-10 times since being a legal adult.

[Sarky Devotchka]

ha ha!

that's never happened to me. I can tell when poop's on the way, you guys just aren't intune with your buttholes enough.

once I pooped my pants in 9th grade though because my teacher wouldn't let me leave the room because we had a guest speaker, that sucked.

[jackrock]

once I pooped my pants in 9th grade though because my teacher wouldn't let me leave the room because we had a guest speaker, that sucked.

hhahaha

yes. :o :o ... :D

[cuckyposs]

one of my buddies did that once, it came to be known in our circle as the time he "gambled and lost"... :(

[jackrock]

... "gambled and lost"... :(
:D :D

[marsdaddy]

It's why I buy black boxers.

[jackrock]

seriously tho...what the hell is sharting and how is it different than farting.
im assuming sharting means think you'll fart but you end up shitting your pants, right?
.

[TurdBerglar]

atleast you can hide a shart for a bit


velching is much more noticeable

[jackrock]

velching?

[TurdBerglar]

vomit belch

[jackrock]

oh fun!

[kate]

velches hurt.

i had a mild shart once like 2 hours before my alarm was going to go off and i was too lazy to get up, so when i went to take my morning pee, man did my butt stink! i'm such a gross girl.

[TurdBerglar]

did it crust up?

[jackrock]

ive done it right before i left to school.. that sucked

[kate]

hmm, i don't remember. i don't think it crusted necessarily, i think it just kinda... filmed. it wasn't lots otherwise i would have gotten up to do something about it. it did itch. i'm disgusting.

[TurdBerglar]

have you ever gotten like a stomach bug and you shit clear liquid for a few days? those are days when you don't fart!

[kate]

yeah like when you pee from your butthole? that sucks :(

[kaiser soze]

I hate it when a vicious poop comes on while driving, and you hold it in and it hurts

being a human isn't fair sometimes