Sarky Devotchka
01-28-2006, 05:20 PM
so on thursday, this really drunk dude named mario came up to my friends and me and introduced himself and told us he was an art director at leo burnett. his name was mario and I said, "WHY ARE YOU SO DRUNK MARIO?!" and he said, "yeah, I work at leo burnett!"
then he tried to get us to listen to the "music" he composed on his ipod nano. and I said, "SO YOU'RE RICH THEN, HUH?" and he said, "hey hey, listen to this, I'm serious, it's good right?". so I listened to it and I shook my head and told him that it needed more variation in the bass and it was too repetitive and he looked really sad and said, "but it's good right?" and I said, "yeah, I don't know."
then he asked my friend B on a date and they exchanged email addresses and we left to go to another bar. we closed that bar and B went home and Cort and I were all amped up for a late night, so we went a 5 a.m. bar where some crazy party girlfriends of ours were and I talked to some boys and sat at their table and then mario showed up! ha ha.
I can't remember exactly what he said, but it went like this:
mario: yerr yerr, I mean, you are so pretty, what if I said to you something I mean I don't know what would you say if I thought something and then you would agree to it and then, I mean, look at this face!
*squeezes my cheeks*
me: mario, you asked my friend out on a date like 2 hours ago!
mario: what does that mean, I don't even know what that means?
me: here's your name and email address.
*show paper*
mario: I just wanted to tell you that I mean, like I love girls like you, I love you, I love you, and I'm not just saying that because well, yeah, I do want to have sex with you, but really I love you and I just want to lay and cuddle with you all night, but if we made love, it would be so great, I could make love to you, let me kiss you.
me: lol
then I let him kiss me on the cheek, but he tried to kiss me on the mouth, but I kept my lips tight. then he just kept hugging me while I was cracking up. and then the boys I met were like, "okay mario, that's enough" and then started making fun of his coat because it was really expensive.
Then mario went home with my friend E. ha ha! and I got one of those dudes phone numbers...cept I think he liked corto better. boo rah.
then he tried to get us to listen to the "music" he composed on his ipod nano. and I said, "SO YOU'RE RICH THEN, HUH?" and he said, "hey hey, listen to this, I'm serious, it's good right?". so I listened to it and I shook my head and told him that it needed more variation in the bass and it was too repetitive and he looked really sad and said, "but it's good right?" and I said, "yeah, I don't know."
then he asked my friend B on a date and they exchanged email addresses and we left to go to another bar. we closed that bar and B went home and Cort and I were all amped up for a late night, so we went a 5 a.m. bar where some crazy party girlfriends of ours were and I talked to some boys and sat at their table and then mario showed up! ha ha.
I can't remember exactly what he said, but it went like this:
mario: yerr yerr, I mean, you are so pretty, what if I said to you something I mean I don't know what would you say if I thought something and then you would agree to it and then, I mean, look at this face!
*squeezes my cheeks*
me: mario, you asked my friend out on a date like 2 hours ago!
mario: what does that mean, I don't even know what that means?
me: here's your name and email address.
*show paper*
mario: I just wanted to tell you that I mean, like I love girls like you, I love you, I love you, and I'm not just saying that because well, yeah, I do want to have sex with you, but really I love you and I just want to lay and cuddle with you all night, but if we made love, it would be so great, I could make love to you, let me kiss you.
me: lol
then I let him kiss me on the cheek, but he tried to kiss me on the mouth, but I kept my lips tight. then he just kept hugging me while I was cracking up. and then the boys I met were like, "okay mario, that's enough" and then started making fun of his coat because it was really expensive.
Then mario went home with my friend E. ha ha! and I got one of those dudes phone numbers...cept I think he liked corto better. boo rah.