my friend thinks I have a crush on him, but I don't, what do I do?

[Sarky Devotchka]

I suppose nothing. I suspected he might think I had feelings for him. because I never like the girls he goes out with...but it's mostly because cort's the one who has a crush on him and I get pissed that he doesn't go for her because she's the greatest.

he made out with one of our friends last weekend and she told cort on thursday that he said he thought that I had a crush on him. she felt bad about it because before he said that she thought that one of might have had a crush on him, and cort was like, "it's me, I'm the one with the crush". and she was like, "oh, I'm sorry." she made out with naked man too, jerk.

anyway, he brought each of us flowers yesterday, that was nice. the weird thing is, he put up two new pictures on myspace with me in them. seems like that's kind of cruel if he thought I had a crush on him, 'cause if I did, I'd be all like, "omg, does he like me?" and get all excited. but because I don't have a crush on him, I'm just like, "yay friend!"

I mean, I don't like the way he dresses and he's way too quiet. I flirt with him all the time because I don't like him romantically, so there's no fear of rejection. It's the ones I'm quiet around that I really like. duh. boys are dumb. so are girls.

[Freebasser]

Maybe you shouldn't flirt with him?

Just a hunch...

[fucktopgirl]

but the naked guy had a crush on who??

[Sarky Devotchka]

naked man has a crush on someone in NYC.

I flirt with all my friends. I call them handsome and kiss them. maybe they all think I'm in love with them. disaster!

I do love them, but I don't want to date them.

like I said, the ones I like I don't flirt with, I usually just insult them 5th grade style...which is really stupid of me. well, I'm not as bad as I used to be. I sprayed a boy that I like in the mouth with butter-flavored cooking spray most recently. that's flirting right?

[fucktopgirl]

naked man has a crush on someone in NYC.


hum k,,that make sense!and all your story is more clear for me now that i know that!!really interesting!

[Freebasser]

You have issues.

Seriously.

[paulb]

just put out.

[Bionic]

how old are you?

[Chad the Lad]

tell him to get over himself!

jeeziz christy!

[TurdBerglar]

why the fuck are you always haveing "crush" issues?


fuckn' always

[GreenEarthAl]

and then Bobby said that he liked Trina. But Trina told me last saturday that she doesn't even like Bobby because she still doesn't even know if she's pregnant from Chauncy or not yet. She actually went to buy her EPT from the store where Chauncy's ex-girlfriend works so almost everyone at school heard about it. I forget what her name is, but she's such a gossip.

[kleptomaniac]

just go right out and tell him you don't like him that way
but you still wanna be friends.

my friend had that problem (more or less) and that's what she did.
so she and him are just friends now. :o

[Sarky Devotchka]

some of you guys are so easy to rile up. seriously.

this is the least of my worries, I'm just talking for talking's sake. fucks.

somebody make me some eggs and bacon and toast so I can watch the sun rise with some class.

[GreenEarthAl]

Sarky, I just wanted to tell you that I mean, like I love girls like you, I love you, I love you, and I'm not just saying that because well, yeah,I do want to have sex with you, but really I love you and I just want to lay and cuddle with you all night, but if we made love, it would be so great, I could make love to you, let me kiss you.

[Sarky Devotchka]

MARIO!

[ASsman]

What a bad idea for a soap-opera.

[marsdaddy]

Not enough Sarky stories lately.

[beastieangel01]

It's the ones I'm quiet around that I really like. duh. boys are dumb. so are girls.

yeah. I am/was the same way (the whole quiet around the ones I like thing).

Maybe he knows that Cort is the one that has a crush now if that girl said anything to him.

[burbboi]

Maybe you shouldn't flirt with him?

Just a hunch...

I agree. Friendly is friendly. Flirting has sexual connotations which this guy is seemingly jiving with.

[na§tee]

give me his number. i'll call him and say i've seen him on the interweb, he looks sexy, come hump my leg. he will elope to glasgow and that's it. end of. problem solved.

[i don't really know what he looks like but i'm guessing you hang with de beautiful people so it's all good, i'm willing to take that chance for you sarks!]

[Ace42X]

I find shitting in the presence of a potential lover correlates well with them losing interest. Perhaps you could do that? I am sure eating a lot of red meat first would increase the effect.