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kate
01-28-2006, 08:43 PM
my mom told me this guy she's seeing doesn't like to kiss. i said good i'm glad! old people don't need to be kissing anyway! i don't think they've had sex yet. i hope they never do, i'll die! ewww grossout

paulb
01-28-2006, 08:48 PM
my mom told me this guy she's seeing doesn't like to kiss. i said good i'm glad! old people don't need to be kissing anyway! i don't think they've had sex yet. i hope they never do, i'll die! ewww grossout


is your mom a milf? just kiddin....ya, i dont need to see old people kissin. I walk in and see my parents makin out, i just cringe and walk out after making some unappropriate remark

kate
01-28-2006, 08:50 PM
my mom is most definitely not a milf. she's 50some and balding and chubby. i really hate that that's what i have to look forward to. that's why i'm making sure i find a keeper now so that i don't have to make out with men when i get old and gross everyone out

paulb
01-28-2006, 08:52 PM
my mom is most definitely not a milf. she's 50some and balding and chubby. i really hate that that's what i have to look forward to. that's why i'm making sure i find a keeper now so that i don't have to make out with men when i get old and gross everyone out


balding........ :eek:

ill hook up with ya...but once you start losin hair, you're on your own.

TurdBerglar
01-28-2006, 08:57 PM
one time i woke up early for a saturday and i walked past my parents' room and i saw them cuddling. it really tripped me out. i've never even seen them kiss or hug before.

paulb
01-28-2006, 08:58 PM
one time i woke up early for a saturday and i walked past my parents' room and i saw them cuddling. it really tripped me out. i've never even seen them kiss or hug before.


maybe they are extra cautious now since you were an accident.

kleptomaniac
01-28-2006, 09:00 PM
ill hook up with ya...but once you start losin hair, you're on your own.

geez you're so shallow :rolleyes:
like shallow hal...


it's fine if old people wanna make out or whatever...just as long as i don't
have to see it (!)

GreenEarthAl
01-28-2006, 09:07 PM
We should some big ass BINGO concentration camps. With non co-ed dormitories.

kate
01-28-2006, 09:09 PM
my mom hasn't quite reached bingo age yet, i think that begins in 60s. right now she's all about the old people bars, and match.com, and making out i guess. she thinks she's a teenager. eugh barf-o-rama

Bob
01-29-2006, 12:33 AM
We should some big ass BINGO concentration camps. With non co-ed dormitories.

for ugly people too

except me, naturally

cosmo105
01-29-2006, 12:39 AM
yeah. when my mom talks about spending the night at her boyfriend's house...hurrglglghh.

Matt
01-29-2006, 12:45 AM
one time i woke up early for a saturday and i walked past my parents' room and i saw them cuddling. it really tripped me out. i've never even seen them kiss or hug before.

ha ha, your parents fucked all night.

Bob
01-29-2006, 12:47 AM
yeah. when my mom talks about spending the night at her boyfriend's house...hurrglglghh.

my mom talks about that too but i just don't think about the details, i just think about how cool it is to have the whole house to myself, being an only child and all

cosmo105
01-29-2006, 12:49 AM
matt likes to tease me about it, saying, "you know, they're probably naked right now." EWWW!

so i tell him about the trashy book i saw his stepmom had earmarked on the page where the young savage brave goes down on the rancher's daughter.

Justin
01-29-2006, 12:52 AM
my grandma put an ad in the classifies one time. She was 75 at the time. I was thinking "what could she do with that at 75?"

ms.peachy
01-29-2006, 04:45 AM
Oh lordy :rolleyes:

I always find it quite sweet when I see an older couple canoodling. Why would you expect your desire for love and affection would just end one day?

Sarky Devotchka
01-29-2006, 02:19 PM
my mom talks about that too but i just don't think about the details, i just think about how cool it is to have the whole house to myself, being an only child and all

when I was 18, my mom would sleep over at this guy she was dating's house on saturday nights and my friends would come over for drunk sleepovers. it ruled. until she overheard me on the phone saying to a boy, "did we do that just because we were drunk?" and she thought I was talking about sex and she freaked out. she was so freaked out about the sex part that she didn't even care that much about the drinking.


now she lives with a boyfriend. I just look at their bed and go ew. OH! but one time she told me about how her and last husband were comparing their naked butts in the mirror. SICK!

enree erzweglle
01-29-2006, 03:07 PM
Age isn't a factor unless we're talking whether someone's consenting/adult.

And physical appearance--wow, that's completely irrelevant. If someone's balding or fat or liver-spotted or has greasy hair or bad acne--those things are just not factors in terms of whether what those people are doing is appropriate (or "gross").

I have a kid who is close to 20 and a dad who is close to 80. It's great when they've been happy in their respective close relationships and I like that we can/do talk about those things, too. Maybe that's why it doesn't weird me out to know that they are or have been active in that sense.

BangkokB
01-30-2006, 06:44 AM
Bob Dole does not endorse this thread

I can honestly say that after living here over the years I can say that seeing a young nubile beautiful thaiger with a liver spotted old man that needs a cain to walk and odds are doesn't know where he's going nor where he's been no longer turns my head. To each their own. I'm sure they love listening to incoherent ramblings of Golden Girls now being on DVD is the greatest thing to happen to technology since sound was put to movies