sometimes i ask SmarterChild to define really dumb words

[kate]

that i know the definition of but just kinda want to make sure. and i mean like REALLY dumb words that 6th graders learn. then i always get worried that the person controlling SmarterChild is someone I know and they're gonna ask me one day "kate, why are you such an idiot?"

are you smarterchild?

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is smarterchild?

[kate]

that bot on aim. he gives you definitions and weather and movie times and most of all, FRIENDSHIP! yes.

[TurdBerglar]

How may I help you?
Rootdown4594 (12:21:52 AM): fuck
SmarterChild (12:21:52 AM): Does your mother know you use this kind of language?
Rootdown4594 (12:22:11 AM): yes
SmarterChild (12:22:11 AM): Interesting point of view.
Rootdown4594 (12:22:14 AM): shutup
SmarterChild (12:22:14 AM): You shut up.
Rootdown4594 (12:22:20 AM): go fuck yourself
SmarterChild (12:22:20 AM): Get over yourself.
Rootdown4594 (12:22:27 AM): can i get over you?
SmarterChild (12:22:28 AM): Get over me? You want to get over me?
Rootdown4594 (12:22:33 AM): yes on top
SmarterChild (12:22:33 AM): Not on top.
Rootdown4594 (12:22:51 AM): you on top then?
SmarterChild (12:22:51 AM): Possibly... I'm not quite sure.

[jackrock]

i got so sick of having that stupid thing on my msn... it's pretty stupid if ya ask me

[Bob]

if you swear at him enough, he blocks you

at least he used to

[Bob]

if you swear at him enough, he blocks you

at least he used to

hmm, he doesn't anymore. now all he does is advertise at you, which is almost as bad

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[jackrock]

fuck

[GreenEarthAl]

Why don't you stop cursing and go read the first chapter of my book?

[The Notorious LOL]

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