I wish I had a broken arm

[The Notorious LOL]

so people would be all "hey howdja break your arm?"


I figure it would be a good segway into conversations. Only thing is I dont want to endure any pain to break said arm, plus not using it would suck.

[The Notorious LOL]

aw fuck it I might just get the sling and keep a puppy in there and say the doctor said I had to.

[kaiser soze]

you really don't

I'm mending from a broken wrist and it's painful, uncomfortable and a fucking pain in the ass! you gotta wear a cast, and then a brace, your fingers are sore, your arm is all stiff and physical therapy is gonna be a bother, Plus i can't do much of anything with that arm yet!

it's buggin me and it would bug you

[fucktopgirl]

why not just beheading yourself,,thta a good way to start a conversation!!The only thing is that you will be a bit disoriented!!

sorry,i am a bit raw this morning!! :D

[Bob]

just wear an eyepatch

[Sarky Devotchka]

one of my students thought he had a broken arm, the doctors did too, so they put on a cast, but it turned out it wasn't broken. but he got to have a cast on for two weeks and people thought he was cool. it was red! he hurt it trying to jump over a fire hydrant. in roller blades.

ask me about roller blading races.

[kaiser soze]

i don't jump over things on my blades...i like to gliiiiiiiiide

[DandyFop]

just wear an eyepatch

Bob's got the right idea. Besides who the fuck wants to talk to the dicks that ask how you broke your arm?

[Drederick Tatum]

Sarky, please tell us about the adventures you had in your fruit boots.

[DipDipDive]

I want to walk with a cane with a brass handle shaped like a cobra head with rubies for eyes, and when people ask me why I walk with a cane, I will club their kneecaps with it.

[Sarky Devotchka]

spre, that's a reference to kids in the hall. stop ruining things!

the best part about canes is the poking.

[Drederick Tatum]

I'll ruin anything I want. anything.

[DipDipDive]

the best part about canes is the poking.

That's also the greatest part about chubby puppies.

[Planetary]

blades are lame.

[Sarky Devotchka]

blades are lame.

who in the hell do you think YOU ARE?

[Planetary]

someone who realised how lame blading was before taking it up.

[Bionic]

a superstar


i wish it wasnt raining out so i could go out blading and not get wet. now that'd be nice, hmm?

[Sarky Devotchka]

someone who realised how lame blading was before taking it up.

wait, what? you knew it was lame, but you started doing it anyway?

[Planetary]

i thought you'd say that. And no, i don't blade...'cause it's lame.

Skateboarding is much better.

[Sarky Devotchka]

duh. I never said I liked rollerblading doodle.

[Planetary]

i just hate rollerblading. it's for lamewads.

and do you like rollerblading?

[DipDipDive]

Chubby puppies, dudes.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I definitely like chubby puppies better than roller blading. does that answer your question?

[Bionic]

long distances suck on a skateboard

[Planetary]

i think so.

depends on how chubby the puppy is.

[Sarky Devotchka]

NOT TOO FAT!

[Planetary]

sounds cool.

i don't remember why puppies were involved, but i accept...i think :confused:

[Bob]

spre, that's a reference to kids in the hall. stop ruining things!

the best part about canes is the poking.

i got the reference but i wasn't sure how to respond to it in such a way that would reflect the fact that i got the reference

so i've done this instead

[The Notorious LOL]

chubby puppies are whats hot in 2006

[Drederick Tatum]

perhaps a chubby puppy with a broken arm is the way to go...

[DipDipDive]

perhaps a chubby puppy with a broken arm is the way to go...

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