here's a game: guess how I got a bruise on my butt

[Sarky Devotchka]

ready, go!

[ms.peachy]

A midget bit your ass?

[Sarky Devotchka]

no!

[Sarky Devotchka]

wait, this isn't even going to be funny.

[Bionic]

mario got too far up there?

[Lex Diamonds]

Did you get headbutted on the butt by an angry dwarf?

[Sarky Devotchka]

yeah, all these are true.

see, I couldn't remember exactly why, but then I thought about it and I thought it was funnier than it actually is so now maybe I just make up something crazy and tell you it's true.

let me think about it.

[yeahwho]

sliding down the railing of your stairway like you do everyday except, on this day somebody nailed a "No Sliding" sign at the last step, BAM, bruised for life.

[Chicka B]

One time when I was 7, I slid down a wooden railing and I got a splinter in my ass. :(

[kleptomaniac]

One time when I was 7, I slid down a wooden railing and I got a splinter in my ass. :(

i got one from just sitting down in a chair, so you shouldn't feel so bad :p

[Planetary]

one time...at band camp...

well, you know the rest.

i think you sat on a tac.

[Chicka B]

one time...at band camp...

well, you know the rest.

i think you sat on a tac.

Hahaha, FUCK YOU! :D People always make fun of me for that.

[Chicka B]

i got one from just sitting down in a chair, so you shouldn't feel so bad :p

Yeah, but it was fucking 6 inches long. AND my dad had to get it out. It hurt like a motherfucker. :o

[jackrock]

a runaway bike came up from behind and rammed into your tushy?

[Bob]

raunchy anal

[ASsman]

Sex robot of pain.

[Planetary]

raunchy anal

haha

[fucktopgirl]

you bang your head on the wall!!o,,sorry your bump!!euh,,,let me think about it,,fascinating! :D

[Sarky Devotchka]

bob! you perv.

It's either from when I was drunk and trying to ride an exercise bike in cowboy boots, or from trying to give my friend a piggy back ride at the bar. he's heavy and we both fell. but there was also some umbrella poking going on...so really, I can't be sure where it's from.

THIS IS A DISASTER!

[milleson]

One time when I was 7, I slid down a wooden railing and I got a splinter in my ass. :(
i got one from just sitting down in a chair, so you shouldn't feel so bad :p

You guys should try wearing pants. They work wonders for preventing that kind of thing.

[CrankItUp!]

A bruised ego hurts even worse though when you involve being dog ass drunk and accepting a bet to riding a bicycle naked through campus and get caught falling down trying to manual down a stairway by asshole security guards that act like they've never seen a drunk naked guy on a bmx bike with his dick caught in the chain. :eek:

[jackrock]

A bruised ego hurts even worse though when you involve being dog ass drunk and accepting a bet to riding a bicycle naked through campus and get caught falling down trying to manual down a stairway by asshole security guards that act like they've never seen a drunk naked guy on a bmx bike with his dick caught in the chain. :eek:
:eek: :eek: ... hahaha

[Knuckles]

The only way I can make an accurate guess is if you post a picture in the sure shots section.

[kleptomaniac]

You guys should try wearing pants. They work wonders for preventing that kind of thing.

i do. splinter went right thru 'em. which sucks (n) :rolleyes:

maybe you should put on some pants (!)

[kate]

Yeah, but it was fucking 6 inches long. AND my dad had to get it out. It hurt like a motherfucker. :o

does anyone else think that sounds pretty creepy?

[backwoods]

roofies lol!

[Bob]

lol at raunchy anal

[Planetary]

lol at raunchy anal
i lol'ed at then, and posted haha. don't remember doing it though. LOL!

[Tzar]

i was scrolling down, thinking "no one mentioned anal yet... yes!"
then bob sorta fucked it up..

my guess was gonna be: he missed?

[Loppfessor]

raunchy anal

That's what I was thinking like maybe with some drunk guy who couldn't find the "sweet spot" in the dark so he kept just randomly jamming it in the general direction resulting in the equivilant of a mushroom stamp only on her ass

[marsdaddy]

You fell down and went boom?