Pissing with an erection...

[Freebasser]

...sounds more fun than it is.

[TurdBerglar]

just stand in the shower and piss in there

[kaiser soze]

I just make sure I go while I'm still lying down in bed...

plastic sheets, hehe

[Kid Presentable]

Aim it over your fence. (y)

[jackrock]

my sheets sound like they have a million diapers in them. should i test it?

[tracky]

If you've ever seen the movie 40 year old virgin, you know how it's done

[Freebasser]

I've seen that film and can't remember that bit.

Shows how "meh" it was.

[Justin]

I hate it when you have to pee after sex and when the piss starts to pour out it goes everywhere...ya know what i mean?....

[tracky]

It was pretty meh. Had it's moments. The one i'm talking about is right at the start when he wakes up and goes to the dunny leaning against the wall

[Freebasser]

Haha dunny.

The word dunny by itself is funnier than that film.

[jackrock]

dunny?

[Freebasser]

That's convict speak for toilet.

[jackrock]

oh i see

[Mcmac]

CONVICT4EVR

[The Notorious LOL]

"dunny" is like like "homie" as defined in an urban sense.

not the incorrect australian "we wish we were the united states" sense.

[B4BY 4NN]

I wish I was one of those people who can take a pot of coffee with them to the toilet and have an immediate dump.

[ms.peachy]

I wish I was one of those people who can take a pot of coffee with them to the toilet and have an immediate dump.
Mr.p's like that. Coffee in, poo out.

[BangkokB]

When I saw that and he told the Harlot "I hope you have room in your trunk cause I'm gonna put my bike in there" I immediately thought of GEA. If I was him that would be my signature phrase

If you try pissing with an erection in the bathroom sink you end up pissing on the mirror. So figuratively you're pissing on yourself. Freud would have a fieldday with that one if he wasn't too busy fondling Anna

[BangkokB]

Just curious~Do you grab your significant others while you're sleeping?

Every woman that I've ever been in a relationship with does that. And I haven't decided if it's the penis envy thing or whether you all just want to make sure we don't leave the bed

[BangkokB]

So you're saying you weren't making sure he didn't try to pull a sneak play and go to the pub while you were asleep? So, it's more like Lynis and his blanket. Interesting. This is thread worthy and I'd love to hear what and how other ladies respond to this quandry
Thanks

[Qdrop]

it's the fuckin worst....

you gotta bend over and do this little manuever to align your urethra up...

and you piss has like, obscene trajectory....thanks to the longer barrel....so it travels like 4 feet....

so you gotta like, stand 4 feet from the toilet....bend over....let this stream of urine barely miss your chin...arc to the toilet....where it ALWAYS hits the back of the toilet first...so you gotta like take a step backward...

and then, towards the end of the piss....it always loses pressure RAPIDLY, so you gotta RUN up to the toliet to keep it in the bowl, or it dribbles all over the floor and the front of the toilet....
and then you gotta clean it up...but you never get it all...
and your wife/girlfriend yells at you later when she sees it....

yeah, morning wood....not so fun.

[kaiser soze]

I fuckin' love it

lets me know I'm still alive!

morningwood pissing should be a sport, medals are to be won

[Monsieur Decuts]

sit on the toliet backwards, you hug the bowl with your thighs and lean right into it like you're driving a sports motorcycle.

vroooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ms.peachy]

Just curious~Do you grab your significant others while you're sleeping?

Every woman that I've ever been in a relationship with does that. And I haven't decided if it's the penis envy thing or whether you all just want to make sure we don't leave the bed

Constantly. Mr.p says that on one hand, it's very nice, but on the other hand, sometimes he would like to be able to roll over without having to first try and gently extract his manhood from my kung-fu grip.

Can't keep my hands off the boy, what can I say?

Although now with the big preggo belly I must say, I do have to reach further now, so he's been getting some slight reprieve.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

farting whilst pissing is just asking for trouble.

[Rock]

I can't imagine being able to sleep with my penis in my womans hand. It would get me too worked up to sleep. And then if we took care of that and she tried it again it would be all ready to go and shit again. It would be a vicous cycle.

Jessica Hahn said that she likes to go to sleep using her man's dick as a pacifier on Stern once. Insane. That dirty who-wur.

[Qdrop]

girls can pee and shit at the same time without having to change positions when they use the loo. fact! (y)

umm...guys can piss sitting down too...

[TurdBerglar]

if you aim for the sink you can

[TurdBerglar]

that might help with the razor burn

[fucktopgirl]

urinotherapy

[ASsman]

I just used my mastery of Trigonometry and deflect the piss stream like a pool ball... or I just bend down and put my head on the tank and shoot, feels great after sex, also I have to push my waist in cause that shit shoots off in seperate dictions all at the same time.

[insertnamehere]

penises amaze me, and all the stuff you can do with them, and how complicated they are to use sometimes, and how they go from teeny tiny to great big all of a sudden. its like a magic trick.


one time i apparently started to hold it while i was pretty asleep. i was laying there enjoying bed, and next thing i know im getting rubbed all over and feeling ever so good and then all of a sudden i was getting sex. afterwards i was like "how did that happen?" and he said "you started it".... apparently i had been rubbing him in my sleep and he thought it was intentional. its ok though. i got sex and didnt even have to move (y)

im sure i fell prompty back to sleep. i miss sex and cuddles :(

[ASsman]

Hah, excellent. Love a girl whose not afraid of her sexuality.

On that note, waking up to a bit of the oral is the best. 'It' should work without my participation aswell, has a mind of his own.

[insertnamehere]

i love sex. i wish i could get it like every other day. i have no one with which to sex though :(

[little j]

...sounds more fun than it is.

awww....freebasser got his first erection.
congratulations freebasser

[Freebasser]

I'm a big boy now.

[ASsman]

This thread must be moved to the Sure Shot boards. I just washed mine, can't wait to show off.

[fucktopgirl]

haha do it then!

[miss_bhaven]

girls can pee and shit at the same time without having to change positions when they use the loo. fact! (y)

Hahaha, indeed! :rolleyes: