would you want to marry jessica alba?

[monkey]

apparently, a majority of the men asked, did.

tpk must have voted twice (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11093935)

[P of R]

You are much hotter than her.

[monkey]

well, i know! that's obvious! hahahahahahahahha. but if she suddenly came to your door and said "matthias, make me your sex slave!", would you turn her away?

[mickill]

Of course he would. Come on. Dude. That nasty ass Jessica Alpo is so friggin gross. Like seriously, if she posted on this board, even I'd be like, "go away you ugly whale monkey and beg someone for a new face. You make me wanna throw up my own stomach, you hideous vomit stain. You look like a shaved down adolescent sasquatch." Or something to that effect. I wouldn't even hi 5 that bitch, nevermind marrying her.

[jabumbo]

husband and sex slave are two different things you know

[Echewta]

husband and sex slave are two different things you know
Damn it! Beat me.

[SobaViolence]

i doubt she gives blowjobs, even after you eat her out...

[ToucanSpam]

I wouldn't marry her, but I would have rough sex with her.

[Rock]

i doubt she gives blowjobs, even after you eat her out...
Those lips are made for blowjobs.

[Knuckles]

I wouldn't marry her, but I would have rough sex with her.


By rough sex do you mean cutting out a hole in your Maxim magazine and just going to town with it till all the pages stick together?

[voltanapricot]

EURGH

[mickill]

Just the thought of having sex with Toucan would be rough for any girl.

[SobaViolence]

Those lips are made for blowjobs.

exactly. she wouldn't because you would expect her to smoke a pole within an inch of its life, and that makes her think you think she's a blowjob machine, which would insult her, hence not resulting in any blowjobs for your pussy-licking self.

[Lex Diamonds]

HAHA

[monkey]

maybe she likes the taste of dick.

[hpdrifter]

So then don't

expect her to smoke a pole within an inch of its life.

[Sarky Devotchka]

didn't any of these people see her on Punk'd? she acted like a total bitch/idiot.

she has her own font for christ sake.

[Lex Diamonds]

didn't any of these people see her on Punk'd? she acted like a total bitch/idiot.

she has her own font for christ sake.
I'd still give her one. (y)

[mickill]

didn't any of these people see her on Punk'd? she acted like a total bitch/idiot.

she has her own font for christ sake.
Is it the one of the ones you used on your poster? I like those.

But I don't watch Punk'd.

[hpdrifter]

didn't any of these people see her on Punk'd? she acted like a total bitch/idiot.

she has her own font for christ sake.

I don't think she was particularly bitchy. A guy naked guy was following her around trying to get her to look at his nakedity. That's called flashing and people go to jail for it.

I would have probably reacted the same way. I got flashed once and I was so furious if I had had my pepper spray I would have sprayed his little pepper.

[Rock]

I got flashed by a car full of girls on my way home about 10 years ago. It was great.

edit: only one was baring her bazongas.

[P of R]

She's fallen into the hollywood super-thin-anorexia-deluxe phase. So I would refuse her just to make a statement against that.

[Rock]

anorexia makes you sexia.

[talita]

who is Jessica Alba?

[hpdrifter]

I got flashed by a car full of girls on my way home about 10 years ago. It was great.

edit: only one was baring her bazongas.

How does one set of bazongas constitute "flashed by a car full of girls"? Were they flashing something else?

:eek:

[Sarky Devotchka]

I know that if that guy was naked I'd probably just start laughing. plus, it was Dax, he's cute, it's not like it was someone gross.

and she said "no" like, "nyoh", several times, looking down her nose at him. why did she pronouce it like that? it didn't make sense and it made me very upset!

p.s. I only watched the first season. I dun have cable anymore.

[Rock]

How does one set of bazongas constitute "flashed by a car full of girls"? Were they flashing something else?

:eek:
Thats why I threw my edit in there, because i realized it wasn't written right and could have been misconstrued

It was a car full of girls, with one girl gracing my eyes with her fun bags.

[tpk]

yea yea! i'm one of the old school fans too.

[JimmyTheScumbag]

No, but I would make her squeal like the dirty pig she is.