mickill has a secret crush

[monkey]

on jessica alba.

[mickill]

If I wasn't already taken/spoken for/off the market/devastating women around the world with my unavailableness, I'd likely consider taking her somewhere for a soda and a pretzel. But in the end, I think the most I'd be able to offer her is friendship. I'm not really attracted to her gorgeous tan, seemingly flawless skin, hot bod and very decent looking face.

[jabumbo]

i thought you were going to say toucan spam, but then i realized that wasn't a secret anymore

[mickill]

Yeah, because I'm the one that talks to him on MSN, not you.

[Qdrop]

BURN!!

[ToucanSpam]

Me thinks he doesth protest too much.


It's 'doth' you idiot. If you're going to slaughter Shakespeare, at least be able to do it right.

[marsdaddy]

I have one, too. A lollipop to the first correct person.

[monkey]

is it jessica alba?

[mickill]

I have one, too. A lollipop to the first correct person.
No hints?

A few questions:

Do they post on this board? What kinda food do they like? Their gender? A favorite color? Is this person married? Do they like Star Trek? Give us something to work with, at least.

I say enree or Nuzzolese.

[marsdaddy]

I say enree or Nuzzolese.Those aren't secrets.