View Full Version : FAT KITTIES
cosmo105
01-30-2006, 02:43 PM
it's really the best thread topic ever thought of. please no cliche photos, especially the super fake ones like the guy holding up the one that's like 4 feet long, just all-natural, all-fatty kitty cats.
my brother's best friend's kitty
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/joescat.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/joescat2.jpg
this kid i know
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/holycat.bmp
TurdBerglar
01-30-2006, 02:48 PM
so unhealthy
cosmo105
01-30-2006, 02:49 PM
i know, i know. i feel bad for them and it's wrong and their owners should take better care of them blah blah. BUT LOOK HOW FAT THEY ARE!!
TurdBerglar
01-30-2006, 02:51 PM
that under the couch one is pretty funny, though
cosmo105
01-30-2006, 02:53 PM
it's the wicked cat of the east.
hpdrifter
01-30-2006, 02:54 PM
it's really the best thread topic ever thought of. please no cliche photos, especially the super fake ones like the guy holding up the one that's like 4 feet long, just all-natural, all-fatty kitty cats.
this kid i know
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/holycat.bmp
This cat looks just like the cat we had growing up. Except she was slightly more svelte. RIP Mewey.
b-grrrlie
01-30-2006, 03:08 PM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b397/pigletface/fatdaisy.jpg
b-grrrlie
01-30-2006, 03:10 PM
Not fat, but kewl pic anyway, this is Hunter.
http://static.flickr.com/43/80382213_b8515b7132.jpg
ToucanSpam
01-30-2006, 03:20 PM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b397/pigletface/fatdaisy.jpg
This whale could feed a family of four!
Geez, why would an owner allow THAT to happen to the cat?
beastiegirrl101
01-30-2006, 03:41 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/Nata101/FamFlowJax/DSC00516.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/Nata101/FamFlowJax/DSC00546.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/Nata101/Jaxon-11months002.jpg
this thread is right up my alley.
jackrock
01-30-2006, 04:23 PM
NAME: Mimi
WEIGHT: (last time i checked) 16-20 pounds
SEX: Female
OTHER: comes to the door everytime i walk in :)
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/JLM7/M1.jpg
Chicka B
01-30-2006, 04:34 PM
^awww. :D Here's some fat kitties, daaaamn.
http://s02.picshome.com/bb8/buddha.jpg
http://s02.picshome.com/bb8/eew.png
ToucanSpam
01-30-2006, 04:43 PM
JESUS ROCKAFELLER CHRIST THAT CAT IS HUGE!
DipDipDive
01-30-2006, 05:18 PM
<3http://myspace-744.vo.llnwd.net/00001/44/72/1642744_l.JPG<3
ToucanSpam
01-30-2006, 05:19 PM
That's not fat, that's just cuddly.
jackrock
01-30-2006, 05:22 PM
<3http://myspace-744.vo.llnwd.net/00001/44/72/1642744_l.JPG<3
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ericlee
01-31-2006, 10:45 AM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b397/pigletface/fatdaisy.jpg
Heh, if Don Vito were a cat...
Wabtulla butllla...MEOW
alexandra
01-31-2006, 12:36 PM
OMFG LMAO. :D
cosmo, you've made the most awesome thread.
ragdoll_92
01-31-2006, 01:37 PM
Oh my god this is just so sick! Get these poor creatures on diets right bloody now
jennyb
02-01-2006, 12:10 AM
Bwahhhahaha! B-grrrlie!
Man, do NOT mess with that cat. He's pissed!
I can just hear him... "whattaya lookin at, uh?"
cosmo105
02-01-2006, 05:18 PM
http://www.allourpets.com/images/Jasmine%20&%20Basil/Basil%20&%20Jasmine.jpg
hahaha
http://alt4animals.com/images/animals_cat7.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~awilson1/feline1/diabetes1_files/image002.jpg
http://messybeast.com/images/fatcat7.jpg
http://messybeast.com/images/fatcat3.jpg
http://leotrio.de/cats/mona/mona10.jpg
http://tiger.towson.edu/users/ameyer4/beeper.jpg
http://smith.dailyjolt.com/albums/album507/pic15084.jpg
squee!!
http://www.angelfire.com/dragon2/mollie_r0/images/kitten.jpg
g-mile7
02-01-2006, 05:22 PM
JESUS ROCKAFELLER CHRIST THAT CAT IS HUGE!
:( poor mr. winkles
cosmo105
02-01-2006, 05:24 PM
these are kind of creepy. they're like the RealDolls of cats.
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/TehyAuanti.jpg
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/Witchshaven.jpg
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/ourcat12.jpg
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/ourcat13.jpg
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/LoveBug.jpg
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/Crawford1.jpg
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/OURCArT1.jpg
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/Stroker.jpg
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/cooll_of_viran.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.wattkatz.com/images/Reeses_Peaces.jpg
thegoodmrbrodie!
02-01-2006, 05:28 PM
i dont think i'll be sleeping well tonight. terrifying.
Chicka B
02-01-2006, 05:29 PM
Hahaha what the fuck is wrong with them cats! They look like they've been stuffed or something.
DipDipDive
02-01-2006, 07:28 PM
http://www.forevervain.com/albums/fatcat/abp.jpg
Look at his little teeny paws! :o
fucktopgirl
02-01-2006, 08:25 PM
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/delfinou/gallery1-1.jpg
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/delfinou/gallery1-4.jpg
they are not fat but they are kitty :D
cosmo105
02-01-2006, 11:55 PM
http://www.cop.ufl.edu/safezone/doty/dotyhome/family/cats/duken2.jpg
http://www.cop.ufl.edu/safezone/doty/dotyhome/family/cats/duke4.jpg
http://www.hcteam.com/files/olliepotm.jpg
this is the best thread i've ever made.
beastiegirrl101
02-02-2006, 10:56 AM
Cosmo....are the creepy ones Persians?
Funky Pepp
02-02-2006, 11:03 AM
Hihihi, they all look so funny. Here's one I found...
http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2766.jpg
P.S.: You should've called the thread "Giant Pussys"
just to attract more people ;)
Astra
02-02-2006, 01:11 PM
my gawd!! some of these cats are almost bigger than me..
cosmo105
02-02-2006, 02:55 PM
please no cliche photos, especially the super fake ones like the guy holding up the one that's like 4 feet long, just all-natural, all-fatty kitty cats.
GOD DAMN YOU WHAT DID I SAY?? WHAT DID I SAY??
ToucanSpam
02-02-2006, 06:28 PM
GOD DAMN YOU WHAT DID I SAY?? WHAT DID I SAY??
Despite not reading the directions, the though is still there....right?
Cosmo...not...smash? :(
DipDipDive
02-02-2006, 10:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/DipDipDive/shadrach.jpg
Ladies and gentleman, meet Shadrach. He's my cat and he's fat.
jackrock
02-02-2006, 10:16 PM
lovin the kitty lovin the name (y)(y) ^^
cosmo105
02-02-2006, 11:15 PM
Despite not reading the directions, the though is still there....right?
Cosmo...not...smash? :(
no, the thought was obviously not there. if the picture is from something like "funnyfakephotos.com," "banalhumor.com," or "clichedphotoshopfatkitties.com," then keep it the fuck out of my thread. :mad:
lara, your kitty can most definitely stay.
Funky Pepp
02-03-2006, 03:30 AM
sorry :o
alexandra
02-03-2006, 07:33 AM
roll ovah!
http://www.mypkhome.com/fatcat/cat-fc-6.jpg
good kitty!
DipDipDive
02-03-2006, 05:11 PM
Gentlemen*
I apologize to all of you for the grammatical error in my previous post. Please accept this gift as a formal peace offering:
http://kfppics.tripod.com/act3.jpg
cosmo105
02-04-2006, 01:10 AM
YES.
Documad
02-04-2006, 01:55 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/DipDipDive/shadrach.jpg
Ladies and gentleman, meet Shadrach. He's my cat and he's fat.
That cat has the most perfect coloring I've ever seen.
Justin
02-05-2006, 01:56 AM
i came across a really fat cat this one time. It seemed to me that it was really mean, just like many obese adults
Could cats be depressed about their weight?
b-grrrlie
02-05-2006, 12:15 PM
http://cdn.digitalcity.com/aoluk_photos/0c/04/20060203064909990001
ToucanSpam
02-05-2006, 01:50 PM
HOLY CRAP THAT'S A BIG ONE!!!
TurdBerglar
02-05-2006, 02:26 PM
and everyone thought those footprints were from sasquatch
fucktopgirl
02-05-2006, 02:40 PM
http://cdn.digitalcity.com/aoluk_photos/0c/04/20060203064909990001
haha man that is a huge bunny!!he's cute!!
Johnny Railroad
02-15-2006, 04:11 PM
I read in the Newsletter from this big bunnys they are so big on a natural way , but this fat cats must eat a Pound of Meet given from the owners of the cat every day its cruelty to animals :(
hpdrifter
02-21-2006, 05:23 PM
Incredibly fat, sleepy bunny with my feet.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/sleepyboo.jpg
P of R
02-22-2006, 05:30 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/DipDipDive/shadrach.jpg
Ladies and gentleman, meet Shadrach. He's my cat and he's fat.
Awwww. Cute!
Johnny Railroad
02-22-2006, 04:19 PM
haha man that is a huge bunny!!he's cute!!
I`ve seen the bunny in TV live he`s very cute but on the picture he looks bigger than real !
hpdrifter
02-24-2006, 06:04 PM
I saw this and thought of this thread.
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=5574ede4-9a92-4d31-9634-c20628b1c70e&t=c156&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_viralvideos
b-grrrlie
02-26-2006, 02:15 PM
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0602/20/NYHETER-20s14-tjockis-688_438.jpg
Apparently this kitty has enjoyed too much Chinese take-away! (http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,781386,00.html)
TurdBerglar
02-26-2006, 03:29 PM
^ i don't speak jibberish
burbboi
03-29-2006, 06:17 PM
My Cat Hates You (http://www.mycathatesyou.com/)
burbboi
03-29-2006, 06:49 PM
<EDIT>
CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 07:37 PM
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0602/20/NYHETER-20s14-tjockis-688_438.jpg
Apparently this kitty has enjoyed too much Chinese take-away! (http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,781386,00.html)
There is now one even BIGGER THAN THIS ONE ! that was shown on CNN news that weighs nearly 50 lbs and has a 33 inch waist named Iggy !!!
BroomHead
03-29-2006, 07:56 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/mikeyoung89/fat_cat_disco.gif
IT MOVES!
CrankItUp!
03-29-2006, 08:00 PM
OMG!!
I'm listening to Blitzrieg Bop (The Ramones) and that cat is actually dancin' to it ! :eek:
alexandra
03-30-2006, 08:39 AM
"it's gonna blow!!"
synch
03-30-2006, 09:11 AM
this kid i know
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/holycat.bmp
Is that Bob?
cosmo105
03-30-2006, 12:33 PM
haha. it's a kid i know from my hometown. and his fat, fat cat.
awesome gif. (y)
cosmo105
03-31-2006, 02:44 PM
YES!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2zqxz6LNYM&eurl=)
Jmoney77
03-31-2006, 02:56 PM
Nice Pic!
cosmo105
03-31-2006, 03:00 PM
also spectacular (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oO5kfBM7XZc)
i love how at the end he's all like "ah fuck it."
also (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fzp8_b4zIGo) :o
Is that Bob?
man, i WISH i was that jacked
edit: i also wish i was kidding
hardnox71
04-01-2006, 12:55 AM
The title Fat Kitties had me expecting something entirely different.
burbboi
04-01-2006, 11:24 AM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/chachi_and_jamie_226.jpg
cosmo105
04-01-2006, 02:31 PM
:o
burbboi
05-20-2006, 06:09 PM
This one is borderline fat. She would tip the scales if she were able to hit her mouth.
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8136/55454545453fu.jpg
alexandra
05-21-2006, 03:14 AM
^ that site's hilarious.
lol, at first i thought cosmo was on the homepage.
cosmo105
05-21-2006, 12:23 PM
whoa. that does look like me a little.
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20060411-CARTOONSTACK1.jpg
BroomHead
05-21-2006, 12:39 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/chachi_and_jamie_226.jpg
cats wearing shirts is just so damn funny
Hey, show them how to puke (!)
http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/61/1112161/1280_3931313231306237.jpg
http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/61/1112161/1280_3030626536393232.jpg
http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/61/1112161/1280_3336393331636536.jpg
http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/61/1112161/1280_3335333065313331.jpg
Astra
05-22-2006, 08:34 PM
ohhhh mahhhn.... I'm just about to eat...http://usera.imagecave.com/Astralena/Smilies/icon_eek.gif
QueenAdrock
05-23-2006, 04:42 PM
Kitties puking makes me lol.
Drederick Tatum
05-23-2006, 05:04 PM
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2001/12/sumo_jeb.jpg
Sumo Jeb is a total classic.
Funkyfreshgrape
05-23-2006, 08:16 PM
Those are some REALLY fat cats!
QueenAdrock
05-23-2006, 09:24 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/chachi_and_jamie_226.jpg
Holy shit, dude. Pictures with men and babies are pretty damn sexy, but this takes the cake. (y)
cosmo105
06-02-2006, 03:43 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/fatcat.jpg
Randetica
06-02-2006, 04:10 PM
i would use it as my pillow
burbboi
06-04-2006, 01:49 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/fatcat.jpg
Baaahahahaaa! That's the pose right there
kaiser soze
06-04-2006, 02:45 PM
is that a poop?
Pres Zount
06-04-2006, 10:04 PM
Holy shit, dude. Pictures with men and babies are pretty damn sexy, but this takes the cake. (y)
"what are you lookin' at?!
fukin' asssshole"
b-grrrlie
06-10-2006, 10:33 AM
Another big pussy
http://myspace-935.vo.llnwd.net/00317/53/97/317147935_l.jpg
Randetica
06-10-2006, 10:51 AM
WINNER!!
Astra
06-11-2006, 09:59 AM
Another big pussy
http://myspace-935.vo.llnwd.net/00317/53/97/317147935_l.jpg
You'd have to feed small children to this cat to keep him alive!
befsquire
06-17-2006, 01:10 PM
http://www.gizoogle.com/media/no_hands_bling_bling.jpg
yeahwho
06-17-2006, 01:14 PM
http://www.belcher.worldonline.co.uk/Cat__Mouse_animated.gif
alexandra
06-19-2006, 11:43 AM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/fatcat.jpg
i would use it as my pillow
hahhahah
b-grrrlie
06-27-2006, 03:42 PM
Here's a video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1013028449198268721) of the fattest pussy.
cosmo105
06-27-2006, 04:15 PM
^i posted a youtube video of that same thing a bit earlier in this thread that was pretty hilariously edited. though i do like the dramatic music in that one.
alexandra
06-28-2006, 05:33 AM
Here's a video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1013028449198268721) of the fattest pussy.
damn, Garfield x 3?!
and it could still run up stairs!
HAHAHHAA!
dunno about you but i'd be scared searching "fattest pussy" on ANY video search engine.
Planetary
06-28-2006, 07:03 AM
http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/largest_cat.jpg
jackrock
06-29-2006, 08:26 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/JLM7/Mimi1.jpg
I guess it's something about drinking water out of a glass
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/JLM7/Mimi2.jpg
"It's been a long day, I mean i got my head stuck in a glass, that's too much excitement for me... zzzZZzzZzZZz"
milleson
06-29-2006, 08:37 PM
What the fuck is with drinking water out of a glass!?! My damn cat tries to scam my water every time I turn my back.
The worst is when I'm sleeping and I'm awoken by a slight rustling sound. I open my eyes and realize its the damn cat fishing in my water cup on my bedside table. That bastard.:mad:
jackrock
06-29-2006, 08:39 PM
haaha it's the funniest thing though! she usually dips her paw in then licks her paw, and the strange thing is that she had a whole bowl full of water too.
TurdBerglar
06-29-2006, 08:49 PM
water is like a roller coaster ride for cats
Chicka B
06-29-2006, 08:50 PM
Sooo cute I can't handle it! I love kitties. :D
P of R
06-30-2006, 06:43 AM
This thread is kind of sad when you think about it. :(
Chicka B
07-12-2006, 08:37 PM
Look at this fat ass stray cat moochin off us! It goes from door to door. :p
http://s05.picshome.com/afd/cat2.jpg
http://s05.picshome.com/afd/cat1.jpg
Eh, I guess it's not as fat as all the cats in this thread though.
QueenAdrock
07-12-2006, 11:44 PM
I had a stray! I called him Marvin because he was starving when we found him. We let him stay outside on our porch because he had FIV (Feline HIV) and couldn't be around our kitties. We built him a wee little house and put blankets and put those warming packets that skiiers put in their pockets underneath his blankets to keep him warm during the winter. He always insisted on STILL coming out in the snow to come meow and purr and rub up against my ankles whenever I got home, even though he was sick. He was a little trooper he was.
RIP Marvin.
Oh, I guess that had nothing to do with fat kitties. My B, yo. Whatever, I still loved that cat and he deserves his own post. (y)
AdRockGRL
07-13-2006, 04:10 AM
Hihihi, they all look so funny. Here's one I found...
http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2766.jpg
P.S.: You should've called the thread "Giant Pussys"
just to attract more people ;)
Damn!!!! That's not a cat....it's a cow!!!!!
Funkyfreshgrape
07-13-2006, 11:04 AM
http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/largest_cat.jpg
GROSS!!!:eek:
cosmo105
07-13-2006, 11:54 AM
Damn!!!! That's not a cat....it's a cow!!!!!
AND IT'S FAKE AND DOESN'T BELONG IN THIS THREAD :mad:
probably the same can be said for that orange one too :mad:
Chicka B
07-13-2006, 12:36 PM
I had a stray! I called him Marvin because he was starving when we found him. We let him stay outside on our porch because he had FIV (Feline HIV) and couldn't be around our kitties. We built him a wee little house and put blankets and put those warming packets that skiiers put in their pockets underneath his blankets to keep him warm during the winter. He always insisted on STILL coming out in the snow to come meow and purr and rub up against my ankles whenever I got home, even though he was sick. He was a little trooper he was.
RIP Marvin.
Oh, I guess that had nothing to do with fat kitties. My B, yo. Whatever, I still loved that cat and he deserves his own post. (y)
Starvin Marvin! Haha. :D That stray cat I posted belonged to an old lady that lived across the street, but she died from a heartattack. So the cat was abandoned and her grand kids didn't want it, so now it's the neighborhood cat. I know that sounds sad. Poor kittie. :(
Planetary
07-13-2006, 12:40 PM
AND IT'S FAKE AND DOESN'T BELONG IN THIS THREAD :mad:
probably the same can be said for that orange one too :mad:
ginger. and i don't think it's fake.
P of R
07-13-2006, 02:25 PM
A thread about animal abuse is always fun.
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