have you ever been attracted to someone until they say something off?

[Sarky Devotchka]

I like this guy that was visiting from NYC and we hung out some on saturday night after our art show, but then for some reason near the end of the night, he started talking about how he likes to lick girls' buttholes and how his shower is nice a big and good for that sort of thing. He also likes his butthole played with. clean buttholes, but still. I was like, "uhh, okay, I mean, if they're clean then I guess...I don't uh, I'm gonna go inside now".

I was thinking, man, if I ever dated him, he'd totally want to be all about assplay. I can't handle that. also, he's a slut. and he was staying with this this chick with cankles that he used to bang that I can't stand. she has down syndrome, I mean, she's a nice girl and everything, but I don't think I've ever heard her say anything worthwhile, I know I've only heard her say, "heeeeyy" or walk up to a conversation and start laughing when she hasn't even heard the joke.

this crush is crushed. but I still like being his friend.

[fucktopgirl]

anyway dont you have a big bruise on your ass,,so sex in the assholes would not be approriate!

[Rock]

Was this out of the blue? Or did the conversation kind of lean him towards his love of analingus?

If it was out of the blue..then yeah...thats kind of weird. If it wasn't, then its like whatever.

[Sarky Devotchka]

well, we had been talking about poop for a long time. I can't really recall why or how the conversation turned sexual. I'm pretty sure all of our conversations turn sexual. we definitely like eachother, but he lives far away and also now that I know what he's into...meh, not for me.

oh wait, it could've been because I said something like, "you love butts". and he said, "yes I do". so it's my fault.

earlier we were talking about poop shivs.

[kaiser soze]

i have a crush on a very cute girl who doesn't have cankles...

and I'm pretty sure she's not into assplay

[Vic Colfari]

A thorough cleansing of the bowel is necessary before assplay. Some guys politely ask girls to take a laxative the night before the procedure. In some cases you may be asked to give yourself an enema. An enema is performed by inserting a bottle with water and sometimes a mild soap in your anus to clean out the bowels.

Fun times!

[cosmo105]

in first grade we all had crushes on John Haller until it was revealed that he picked his nose and ate it.

[ms.peachy]

Some guys politely ask girls to take a laxative the night before the procedure.
Yeah... cuz it's only girls that are ever, erm, "receivers" in this situation...

[Sarky Devotchka]

it all seems like too much preparation for little reward.

although I just took a shower and poked myself in the butthole too see what it was like. meh. one time a strange canadian licked my butt after a night of dancing. he was a dirty birdy.

[ASsman]

Continue....please.


Aslong as he doesn't want you to put on a strap-on and buttfuck him, don't see the problem. I mean there are somethings that freak other people out, doesn't mean he will make you lick his clean asshole...


Enemas anyone?

[ToucanSpam]

well, we had been talking about poop for a long time.
Stop right there


Why would do that? Poop never leads to a pleasant conversation.

[Sarky Devotchka]

excuse me, but poop is hilarious.

[ToucanSpam]

It may be, but someone always goes too far.

[Sarky Devotchka]

yeah, like when someone brings up frozen poop dildos?

[DandyFop]

in first grade we all had crushes on John Haller until it was revealed that he picked his nose and ate it.

That reminds me of 7th grade when my best friend and I had crushes on Mikey McAllister and then we went to some luncheon thing and he was the most disgusting eater ever.

Butt news is bad news, I fear in this case.

[marsdaddy]

He probably thinks the same about you. "That K sure is cute, but she led me down the path of ass play only to stomp my buzz when I was direct about it."

Some day you'll see a post in the missed connection sections of your local paper about this.

[B4BY 4NN]

she has down syndrome.

LOL :cool:

[Rock]

earlier we were talking about poop shivs.
weird.....i was having a conversation with someone about frozen turd shanks last week.

Well...at least you know now that he is into the assplay. Imagine how bad it would have been if you didn't know and he was going down on you and he gave you a cat bath on your anus.

[HotAndWet]

My friend's boyfriend is super kinky. He's made her do stuff she would never do. They do assplay and buttlicking, he wants her to shit on him too, :(

[fucktopgirl]

My friend's boyfriend is super kinky. He's made her do stuff she would never do. They do assplay and buttlicking, he wants her to shit on him too, :(


now you're joking right? Shit on him!!

[ms.peachy]

Aslong as he doesn't want you to put on a strap-on and buttfuck him, don't see the problem.
Why would that then be a "problem"?

[Echewta]

Assplay has its time and place and at an Art Show is not one of them. So I have read.

[Rock]

Assplay has its time and place. Anytime and anyplace.

[P of R]

If I had a girlfriend, and she wanted me to lick her clean butthole, I'd probably do it.

[Sarky Devotchka]

actually the strap-on buttsex thing would be less gross to me because at least I wouldn't have to put my mouth on a butthole.

I'm all for pleasure really, and I love talking about poop and butts...but I don't want to eat them.

[talita]

well, I went far with a friend (he looked very hot at the beggining) and while we were having sex he asked me a ridiculous stuff (THAT I WONT SAY COZ IS VERY RIDICULOUS AND MAKES ME ASHAMED) and I just (n)
I wish I'd never talk to him in my whole life.

[Qdrop]

also, he's a slut. and he was staying with this this chick with cankles that he used to bang that I can't stand. she has down syndrome,

i'm pretty sure that's illegal.
you might want to alert someone...

[beastiegirrl101]

I love Sarky's stories.

[ASsman]

Why would that then be a "problem"?
Getting it from a woman with a strap-on ? I'd say that's more on the fringe than just assplay. I mean that's as close as wanting to get it from a man that you can get. Which most hetero men don't wish. Just think about it, which would freak you out more.

[talita]

dfkjhsoifds what is strap-on?
I´m gringa, I dont know these words hahahahha

[ASsman]

Heh, you all invented it. Honkey.

It's a belt/thong looking thing with a dildo strapped on it.

[Ace42X]

I mean that's as close as wanting to get it from a man that you can get. Which most hetero men don't wish. Just think about it, which would freak you out more.

In the words of my housemate "It's not gay or nothin'"

And, as he continued to explain, it's with a woman, so by definition it can't be.

[ms.peachy]

Getting it from a woman with a strap-on ? I'd say that's more on the fringe than just assplay. I mean that's as close as wanting to get it from a man that you can get. Which most hetero men don't wish. Just think about it, which would freak you out more.
Here is what I know: one of my hobbies, as some of you know, is writing erotic fiction. I've had a handful of things published on an online free site. (Oh would that someone would want to give me money for it, but alas and alack, the market is glutted.) Of all the stories I have posted there, the one on this subject has been by a light year the most widely read, and I think may also be the one has earned the highest 'reader rating'.

It has also resulted in some very interesting email responses as well, a huge percentage of which read something along the lines of "oh my god it's like you read my mind, this is my my deepest fantasy but I could never tell my wife/girlfriend, what if she thinks I'm gay" etc etc etc.

So, bottom line (hee hee, 'bottom', get it?), what I've learned is that there are apparently vast numbers of straight boys out there just dying to bend over and take it like a man from the girl of their dreams. Only they're never, ever going to tell you.

[Ace42X]

All in the closet. Bet you they are all reading stories about gender-changing and being "raped" in prison and called Shirley.