i can't stand it when the tops of my toenails touch my shoes

[TurdBerglar]

i can't stand the sensation of my toenails being touched. and even though this annoys me to no end i'll be sitting there dragging my toenails back and forth across the top of the inside of my shoes and wondering why this bugs the fuck out of me so much. im completely amused by the fact that this annoys me but since in annoys me im well....annoyed. but since im amused by it, i keep doing it! i can't stop myself. it's like a viscious cycle. I FUCKN' HATE TOENAILS

[kleptomaniac]

toenails must be destroyed (!)

[TurdBerglar]

i don't know about that. what if someone stepped on your toe and there was no toenail there to protect it?

[kleptomaniac]

replace them with small metal shields. duh.

[TurdBerglar]

then you could put spikes on them shits and learn that asshole to not step on your toe again

[Bob]

it'd be like the ugly lady in from russia with love

[wanton wench]

you could just clip your toenails........it might help. :rolleyes:

[fucktopgirl]

toesnail freak!

[TAL]

Hahaha, toesnail.

[CrankItUp!]

Break out the wire-cutters and go to town on those caramel colored fuckers 'ya lazy bastard !

[jackrock]

Turd, this may sick you out... ok so one time at my lake my brother and I were off to the shower building (separate building for toilet/shower from cabins) so he runs ahead to get inside. So the door to the building is this huuge metal one right? He's wearing sandal thongs w/e... He YANKS the door open super hard... and YUP Toenail went CRACKY CRACKY bye bye toenail!
he's freaking out, so we took him to a relatives cabin which had nurses in it.
good fun indeed. took forever for it to grow back.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah that hurts

[jackrock]

:eek:

Ssssssssssssssssss..aaaaaaaahhhhhhh ssssssssssssssssssssssssmmmsssssss aaaaaahhhhh

[miss_bhaven]

you could just clip your toenails........it might help. :rolleyes:

Yep! That usually does the trick ;)