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i was stalking around on facebook like i usually do, and i happened upon this girl's profile, and her interests are just so astronomically cool and similar to mine that my jaw literally dropped a little. i usually hate other people's tastes in music, but i couldn't find a flaw in hers. she even put down TV shows that i love that your average schmuck hasn't heard of, mr. show, upright citizen's brigade, strangers with candy, and so on. hell, she even put one of her interests as "screaming bon jovi songs" which is so fucking wierd, because my friends and i like to slaughter "livin' on a prayer" whenever we get drunk, and it's alot of fun and everyone hates us when we do it but we don't care because we think we rule and she does it too! oh yeah and she's cute or something too
man, what are the odds? i was only randomly clicking on profiles, it was one in a million i tell you. it's such a shame that i'm not going to do anything about it
TurdBerglar
01-31-2006, 03:35 PM
send her a pic of your cock
what do you have to loose
cosmo105
01-31-2006, 03:35 PM
hahaha that was the first thing that ran through my mind. "good for bob! too bad he's a pussy." ;)
maybe i'll just send her a link to this thread
"hey you seem pretty cool, i already summed up my feelings about it to a bunch of strangers on the internet, go check it out here, i don't feel like typing it out again ;) ;) ;)"
TurdBerglar
01-31-2006, 03:38 PM
no
do the cock thing
insertnamehere
01-31-2006, 03:40 PM
you should FACEBOOK ME! haha
and theres nothing wrong with livin on a prayer. i start singing it to myself whenever im halfway through something, ex. my shift at work, a long bit of reading, a webassign homwork, etc.
jesus man, she's even put down that she's into videogames, specifically warcraft. when will i ever meet another girl who won't be turned off by the fact that i like warcraft? i can't believe that i'm letting this opportunity go to waste
re: livin on a prayer; we don't really sing it, we just scream it, at the top of our lungs. we don't know any of the verse, we just do the chorus. sometimes i'll hear the song on the radio and i'll be surprised by how his voice sounds, because i never get to hear it
kleptomaniac
01-31-2006, 03:40 PM
ask her to marry you (lb)
b-grrrlie
01-31-2006, 03:41 PM
jesus man, she's even put down that she's into videogames, specifically warcraft. when will i ever meet another girl who won't be turned off by the fact that i like warcraft? i can't believe that i'm letting this opportunity go to waste
Well don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
She can't bite you until you meet her!!!
TurdBerglar
01-31-2006, 03:42 PM
SHOW THE COCK!!!
insertnamehere
01-31-2006, 03:42 PM
i like videogames, im more of a guildwars girl myself. it's freeeeee.
wait.... why am i trying to win over your affections from mystery girl? ok, carry on stalking her.
Echewta
01-31-2006, 03:42 PM
Tell her she is the Prototype.
adam_f
01-31-2006, 03:44 PM
She has man hands.
b-grrrlie
01-31-2006, 03:49 PM
You better check for the Adam's apple then as well....
jabumbo
01-31-2006, 03:50 PM
share her link, man. don't be a hog
at least poke her, and if you don't, then I will
adam_f
01-31-2006, 03:51 PM
I really hope she is a man then.
share her link, man. don't be a hog
at least poke her, and if you don't, then I will
which is why i'm not sharing her link
she just gets better, she likes roald dahl, too. i love roald dahl! well, loved. as a kid. but i remember his books, and i like what i remember.
Echewta
01-31-2006, 03:53 PM
Manly deeds, womanly hands.
oh wait, she's a freshman
and she still has more friends than me
jabumbo
01-31-2006, 04:02 PM
oh wait, she's a freshman
and she still has more friends than me
that's not saying much man
marsdaddy
01-31-2006, 04:10 PM
This sounds like an episode of Joey. You're going downhill.
PS. Now I've got that Eddie Money song in my head. :mad:
Freebasser
01-31-2006, 04:23 PM
I don't believe you...
Link?
maybe i'll just send her a link to this thread
"hey you seem pretty cool, i already summed up my feelings about it to a bunch of strangers on the internet, go check it out here, i don't feel like typing it out again ;) ;) ;)"
haha
I don't believe you...
Link?
nah, i'm over her now
DroppinScience
01-31-2006, 04:34 PM
Is she in your area?
What's the harm in sending a message saying you share a lot of the same interests?
Is she in your area?
What's the harm in sending a message saying you share a lot of the same interests?
yeah, she goes to my college...and apparently her hometown is the town directly next to mine. crazy, absolutely crazy.
to the average person there is absolutely no harm in doing that. in my silly neurotic little head however, i risk seperating the very fabric of the universe if i take any action at all
Freebasser
01-31-2006, 04:38 PM
JUST GO FOR IT!
venusvenus123
01-31-2006, 04:39 PM
yeah, she goes to my college...and apparently her hometown is the town directly next to mine. crazy, absolutely crazy.
to the average person there is absolutely no harm in doing that. in my silly neurotic little head however, i risk seperating the very fabric of the universe if i take any action at all
gaaah. contact her!
no, i'm over her now, this crush was so an hour ago
i live fast
fucktopgirl
01-31-2006, 04:40 PM
nah, i'm over her now
haha, already over,,damn that was a quick love story withtout scracht,not even on your penis! :D
c'mon bob,,be a man!do something,,imagine you could play video games with her while bitching about bon jovi!What a romance!
venusvenus123
01-31-2006, 04:43 PM
no, i'm over her now, this crush was so an hour ago
i live fast
crazy. guess that's why they call it the information superhighway.
Freebasser
01-31-2006, 04:43 PM
You don't get anything if you don't try! Do you want to spend the rest of your life in bed with your flatmate, or this ladyeeEe?
cosmo105
01-31-2006, 04:43 PM
bob...just send her a message. she's just a girl, just a person.
bob...just send her a message. she's just a girl, just a person.
i know that, why do you think i fear her
beastiegirrl101
01-31-2006, 04:46 PM
as long as she's not a 'Pour Some Sugar On Me girl', you're all good.
DandyFop
01-31-2006, 04:47 PM
she even put down TV shows that i love that your average schmuck hasn't heard of, mr. show, upright citizen's brigade, strangers with candy, and so on.
Yeah, so you found me, so what?
In person...i can understand ...but on the internerd??? As Maury Finkle would say "DO IT"
Documad
01-31-2006, 09:23 PM
Yeah, so you found me, so what?
Ha! That's exactly where I thought this was going when I started reading his first post.
Bob, if you could just get over yourself, you would be such a hit with the ladies.
ToucanSpam
01-31-2006, 09:35 PM
Bob, listen to yourself.
Do you wanna end up being a bigger pussy than me? No. So do something. Tell her that WoW is a feeling.
Bob, listen to yourself.
Do you wanna end up being a bigger pussy than me? No. So do something. Tell her that WoW is a feeling.
NO WAY
but seriously, i don't play world of warcraft, that shit's for LOSERS...i play warcraft 3
Ha! That's exactly where I thought this was going when I started reading his first post.
Bob, if you could just get over yourself, you would be such a hit with the ladies.
i know, i kill me
ToucanSpam
01-31-2006, 10:19 PM
Well, it's your decision.
I think you should give it a shot. One thing I learned this year is do not pass up what you see as a possible good thing. Either way hopefully you can find what you're looking for sooner rather than later.
beastie fresh
01-31-2006, 10:23 PM
jesus man, she's even put down that she's into videogames, specifically warcraft. when will i ever meet another girl who won't be turned off by the fact that i like warcraft? i can't believe that i'm letting this opportunity go to waste
What server on W3?
GreenEarthAl
01-31-2006, 11:03 PM
Stop rationalizing inaction and act.
Don't even think --in this instance-- just act.
Drederick Tatum
01-31-2006, 11:42 PM
just whack off a couple of times and you'll be through with her.
just whack off a couple of times and you'll be through with her.
nah, i'm over her now
Knuckles
01-31-2006, 11:55 PM
Bob, if you could just get over yourself, you would be such a hit with the ladies.
This lady knows what she's talkin' about. (y)
The Notorious LOL
01-31-2006, 11:57 PM
show her this post.
DroppinScience
02-01-2006, 01:22 AM
So you have no problems sharing a bed with naked dudes but you can't send her a message on Friendster saying how much you love Warcraft and Bon Jovi?
It's your funeral...
Drederick Tatum
02-01-2006, 01:45 AM
well then just whack off out of spite.
if you're over her, can you still post pics?
i want some wanking material.
DelaBunny
02-01-2006, 11:03 AM
^ Or Maybe he’s having some sort of mid-life crisis…
Doesn’t this all just mean that you’re in love with YOURSELF?? Sorry to piss on your fire but it wouldn’t work, can you imagine hanging out with a second you - except they’d crack all your jokes 5 seconds before you do… I know it would drive me mad… but then again, I’m all about “Opposites attract”.
roosta
02-01-2006, 11:08 AM
Dont do anything! You've got everything to lose, its called your self-esteem.
Imagine the crushing blow when she turns down your advances. That feeling of worthlessness, the endless cycle of self-analysing that will follow.
Not worth it son. Your better off not knowing what she thinks.
Dont do anything! You've got everything to lose, its called your self-esteem.
Imagine the crushing blow when she turns down your advances. That feeling of worthlessness, the endless cycle of self-analysing that will follow.
Not worth it son. Your better off not knowing what she thinks.
oh man, you really think so? i was about to do it but that makes a lot of sense. thanks roosta, i'll remember your advice for ages to come
Mr_Complex
02-01-2006, 11:56 AM
Tell her she is the Prototype.
hahha
roosta
02-01-2006, 12:14 PM
oh man, you really think so? i was about to do it but that makes a lot of sense. thanks roosta, i'll remember your advice for ages to come
no problem, pal.
Sarky Devotchka
02-01-2006, 12:29 PM
ha ha, I'm trying to think of something clever to say to a cute boy on friendster, but I'm scared. I wrote to him because he was in my "who's viewed you" list and he was cute and draws stuff.
All I said was "I looked at you looking at me. I like your drawings. zip!"
He finally wrote back a couple of days ago and said, "Thanks. You caught me doing my 'cute girls that like good TV shows' search."
ACK! I don't know what to say. hey, you write to that girl and I'll write back to that guy.
LET'S DO IT!
venusvenus123
02-01-2006, 12:38 PM
oh man, you really think so? i was about to do it but that makes a lot of sense. thanks roosta, i'll remember your advice for ages to come
i'm really hoping this response is laden with sarcasm.
roosta
02-01-2006, 12:40 PM
im really hoping people realised i was talking through my arse
Qdrop
02-01-2006, 01:57 PM
hell, she even put one of her interests as "screaming bon jovi songs" which is so fucking wierd, because my friends and i like to slaughter "livin' on a prayer" whenever we get drunk, and it's alot of fun and everyone hates us when we do it but we don't care because we think we rule
EVERYONE does that.
shit, i couldn't count how many times we've screamed Living on a Prayer, or Don't Stop Believing at parties or bars....
it got to the point were we didnt' even wait for it to come on the jukebox or radio....we would just start singing it spontaneously....
and people would join in..or stare at us.
Qdrop
02-01-2006, 02:00 PM
ha ha, I'm trying to think of something clever to say to a cute boy on friendster, but I'm scared. I wrote to him because he was in my "who's viewed you" list and he was cute and draws stuff.
All I said was "I looked at you looking at me. I like your drawings. zip!"
He finally wrote back a couple of days ago and said, "Thanks. You caught me doing my 'cute girls that like good TV shows' search."
ACK! I don't know what to say. hey, you write to that girl and I'll write back to that guy.
LET'S DO IT!
jesus...
when did college turn into highschool?
is there some kind of "campus regression" movement going on?
what's next? hall passes and recess101 ?
Sarky Devotchka
02-01-2006, 02:10 PM
ha ha, I'm not in college! I don't like this one bit. yesterday this other guy who's a friend of a friend wrote me a message and put a wink in it and I was like, "eww", is he flirting with me using emoticons?
ah, but if I can get a hot date with a good-looking man out of this, it will rule.
Qdrop
02-01-2006, 02:19 PM
ha ha, I'm not in college!
ha ha, that's funny!
i'm really hoping this response is laden with sarcasm.
yes
im really hoping people realised i was talking through my arse
yes
EVERYONE does that.
shit, i couldn't count how many times we've screamed Living on a Prayer, or Don't Stop Believing at parties or bars....
it got to the point were we didnt' even wait for it to come on the jukebox or radio....we would just start singing it spontaneously....
and people would join in..or stare at us.
YES
venusvenus123
02-01-2006, 02:24 PM
yes
yes
YES
THAT's what she'll be screaming to you in a few weeks.... :cool:
Documad
02-01-2006, 05:23 PM
I'd scream a Journey song, but never a Bon Jovi one.
Drederick Tatum
02-01-2006, 10:34 PM
it's Bad Medicine or nothing with them.
ericlee
02-01-2006, 10:43 PM
Naw shucks, see? One of them thar yuppies tryin' to find a date on one of them thar fancy compooters...
Shit son see? I met my Izabella face to face. All it took was a corn stalk hangin' from my zipper and me givin' her a hollar and she came runnin' up to me and I'll tell ya what son, I didn't need a compooter to get that 4 legged beauty and talk bout' a blow job on the first date? She even told me her last name.. Baaaaaah
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