i enjoy getting bruises

[insertnamehere]

is this strange? when you have a really wicked awesome bruise do you want to show everyone? speaking of showing everyone, pictures may be posted soon.

to make a long story short, i was wondering what it felt like to be shot with a paintball gun. so i was. at close range. with nothing on but a white undershirt.... and pants but those are of no importance

[cookiepuss]

hi, is this the masocists annonomous meeting? Yeah? I like to choke myself. but sometimes I find a good poke in the eye really does the trick. (y)

[insertnamehere]

what you people dont think bruises are neato? maybe i am a masocist, i do like to yank out pubes with tweezers sometimes

[cookiepuss]

you should try a weird contraption that came out in the 80's called an epi-lady. oh yeah! hurts so good. it's this coil thig that vibrates and tears your hairs out by the roots. you'd like that....of course there is something great about pulling out pubes one by one. really prolongs the pain. (y)


I like papercuts. those are fun. espcially when you have a bunch and then you go cut up a bunch of lemons and limes. (y) fucking gold!

[Bob]

what the fuck is going on in this topic

[kaiser soze]

women with black eyes are hot

[insertnamehere]

what the fuck is going on in this topic

cookiepuss is trying to tear me down, and im just sayin i got some sweet bruises from a paintball gun

[TurdBerglar]

road rash is better

[Sarky Devotchka]

my friend bit me on the arm in the car because I tried to change the radio station back around thanksgiving. I had a coat on, but he bit me so hard that it left a perfectly round bruise. It hurt a lot, I punched him hard.

anyway, after that I had this huge round mouth-sized green bruise on my arm just above my elbow at the family thanksgiving dinner (in arizona, so I was wearing short sleeves) and my mom was like, "oh my god, what happened?" and I said, "my friend bit me". she asked if he was autistic. ha ha.

I secretly wanted everyone to see it. it's true. but I don't go around looking to get bruises, I'm usually looking to give them. whomp.

[kleptomaniac]

i hate it when apples get bruised. i just gotta cut that part off...it sickens me. (n)

[fucktopgirl]

when i do treeplanting,my legs get full of bruises,and its the start of summer,so i dont really want to go swimming where there is a lot of people because a look like a beaten girl!BUt it the fucking bushs thta beat me!

[hitmonlee]

yes! i don't enjoy getting them so to speak but i love looking at them and the changing colours and poking them to see if they still hurt.

i fall over a lot and walk into things all the time, my legs always have at least one bruise. my current bruises are australia day accidents :)

i fell down some stairs last year and had one that took up about half the side of my outer thigh. was so bad it was even raised, and was purple for days and days before it started going blue/green then brown/yellow.

[jabumbo]

i probably have a bruise on the middle of my ass, but i can't tell


someone want to come tell me?

[miss_bhaven]

I bruise pretty easily. I came home from Northbridge (a suburb here that contains most of Perth's nightclubs) one morning and found a huge bruise that looked like a thumb-imprint! Was a good 2 weeks ago and it's still very noticeable! It's yuky :( Each time I go out clubbing I always seem to wake up with several bruises :mad: Maybe Tzar likes to bash me up during the nite :confused:

[TurdBerglar]

it's probably a dick print not a thumb print

[cookiepuss]

cookiepuss is trying to tear me down, and im just sayin i got some sweet bruises from a paintball gun


I just playin with ya. ;) Bruises can be interesting when they are multi-colored, deep purple and yellow .....but then when they fade to just yellow it's gross.