COOKIE MONSTER!

[Rawr]

I never fucking realised how funny he is!!

click (http://www.youtube.com/w/Cookie-Monster-vs-Martha-Stewart?v=j1zNQKpOAR0&search=cocain)
and never fucking realised he was addicted to cocain!

hahaha!!!

evil martha stuart: Okay now relax, how many cookies do you need to be satisifed?
cookie monster: Me satisfied now,
Martha: Oh okay, aw your choking yourself cookie!
Cookie: me no care, me no feel pain
Martha: Just when you have your cookies, everything is okay?
Cookie: COOKIES LIKE NOVOCAIN!

[Ace42X]

I have always maintained that cookies were a euphemism for drugs in that context.

[ScarySquirrel]

I was not aware that Bert's nickname was "Mr. Excitement." Of course, you can probably only assume that going on a date with someone that's bisexual would lead to all sorts of exciting things.

Bert has to be bisexual now. If he'd be willing to date Martha, that is.

Actually, that's really rude of me to make a generalization to say that dating a bisexual would lead to excitement. Of course, it could, but you never really know... now do you?

[wanton wench]

and never fucking realised he was addicted to cocain!
the crazy eyes didnt tip you off? :D