if a guy friend starts to tell you how he needs to hook up with a girl

[insertnamehere]

cause its been since the beggining of the school year since he's had sex, would you consider that asking for help? im just wondering if this is just complaining or something more. not that id do it. i just dont know how to take it. hes askin me to help him talk to this girl in one of our classes, so it seems he doesnt want to do it with ME, but maybe thats how he wants it to seem? im so confused. boys are dirty.

[abcdefz]

Classic paradox: all men are liars, yet, so, so often, we mean exactly what we say.

[DandyFop]

He wants a vag. Any vag. Could be yours, could be hers. He doesn't care.

[jammytastic]

the really good ones are dirty.

[fucktopgirl]

give him a peanut butter container!

[insertnamehere]

i asked him if i needed to leave him alone with his computer for a moment. he said palmala wasn't cutting it anymore. another choice quote: "im hankerin for a bj"

[DandyFop]

Just fuck the poor dude already.

Or don't give in to that bullshit and tell him to get some hand lotion and leave you out of it.

[Matt]

another choice quote: "im hankerin for a bj"

hahaha. that reminds me of my senior year of high school when I signed everyone's yearbook with "thanks for the blowjob"

[insertnamehere]

hahaha. that reminds me of my senior year of high school when I signed everyone's yearbook with "thanks for the blowjob"


hahaha, thats great.


i told him to eat some mcdonalds (y)

[ms.peachy]

Sounds like a classy kinda fella, who's real smooth with the lay-deez.

[insertnamehere]

yeah.... not so much. we're friends because im not a lady so much, so i can tolerate his lack of social tact. this is the guy that we took turns shooting each other with paintballs in his dorm.......

[abcdefz]

hahaha. that reminds me of my senior year of high school when I signed everyone's yearbook with "thanks for the blowjob"



*buddies joe, marlon, and duane furiously erase matt's writing*

[ms.peachy]

Tell him if he just wants some basic sex and/or a blowjob, then just go to a pro and buy it and quit whining.

[Monsieur Decuts]

tough love this one.

say man i'm a girl and there's nothing more unattractive then a man whinning about not getting any..its retarded. Act like man and girls will treat you like one.

stop him before he gets anymore emo

[Ace42X]

Tell him if he just wants some basic sex and/or a blowjob, then just go to a pro and buy it and quit whining.

Yeah, then she can listen to him whine about the herpes / genital warts...

On topic, that's a "you don't know any hot chix0rs out there, do yah?"

Which hardly deserves the scorn and derision in this thread.

About 3% of all women are worth dating, so a guy needing a little help navigating the quagmire is hardly worth a comment.

[miss_bhaven]

This dude sounds a little pathetic...(n) I'd completely ignore him if I were you, or simply say something along the lines of 'stop complaining, and go find some slut to satisfy your needs' :D ... Unless you want to 'pump' him ;)

[Nuzzolese]

Did you know that most girls your age are not this naive and pathetic? Does this make you feel unique?

[ScarySquirrel]

Just fuck the poor dude already.
That's what he's hoping for.

[DandyFop]

Yeah. I was thinking about retracting my statement. But then I realized, apparently we're adults here and she should clearly see right through it.


Right...?

[ILLMIX]

if ur attractive then he wants to have sex with you, thats how it works, all guys have thoughts about reasenably attractive girls.

[ScarySquirrel]

What this dude is employing is what this one guy I know does all the time. Hell, I'll admit that this guy is even a good-lookin' dude so I don't know why he does it... but here goes.

It sounds like homeboy here is employing the "take pity on me a fuck me" technique. It's not pretty, it's certainly not admirable, and I don't even think it works that often. Of course, you know that when dealing with these types if you try to call him out on it he'll be all "Who, what, me? Nooooooo. I was talking about her. Well... I would never..." blah blah blah, blithering idiot.

Now, if you look on the floor, I have a feeling you'll see some killa bees.

[Sarky Devotchka]

even if he was telling you because he wants to do it with you, he's doing it in a really stupid way.

I understand that you're friends with a lot of guys, and you can take the raunchy talk, but you need to be careful that they still respect you somewhat.

I mean, if one of my guy friends said, "I'm hankerin' for a bj", I'd be like, "fuckin' gross dude" and punch him hard right in the cock. you're still a lady after all.

[The Notorious LOL]

"hankerin' for a bj"


hahahahahha "hankerin'"


Im pretty sure one of those commercials with the talking dogs wanting dog food features a dog saying hes "hankerin'" for whatever brand of food the commercial is selling.

[Nuzzolese]

It's okay to spend all your time with guys who don't see you as a desirable female, or even respect you, but at the very least make sure they aren't douchebags like that. What I find dispicable is that you actually care about his sexual satisfaction. That's his problem. Any guy who whines to you about wanting a bj doesn't deserve one anyway. You don't sit around wishing for oral sex. You go out and get it! Eyes on the prize!

[Echewta]

I've been wasting my time throwing pennies in the wishing well. Thanks for the tip Nuzz!

[abcdefz]

I've been wasting my time throwing pennies in the wishing well. Thanks for the tip Nuzz!



At first glance, I thought this said "penises."

I was alarmed.

[Bob]

At first glance, I thought this said "penises."

I was alarmed.

so it wasn't just me, then! that's a relief

[abcdefz]

so it wasn't just me, then! that's a relief


I blame it on the context.

[Echewta]

My penis in the well. Now thats a thought!

[abcdefz]

My penis in the well. Now thats a thought!


NOW I thought it said pens.
:confused:

[beastieangel01]

hahaha. that reminds me of my senior year of high school when I signed everyone's yearbook with "thanks for the blowjob"

that fucking rules. I'd love you for that :D haha.

[insertnamehere]

if ur attractive then he wants to have sex with you, thats how it works, all guys have thoughts about reasenably attractive girls.


and what if im not?