You know what they say - Back rubs in the front room

[DandyFop]

Lead to front rubs in the BACK ROOM!



My friends and I heard this a few years ago at a party after we were bored and pretended not to know where a street was to these boys who invited us over to their party.

And it's been kind of an anthem ever since.

But really, it's true.

[jabumbo]

you know what they say about people with big toes, don't you?

[jammytastic]

my nana (who died there on saturday morning buried on tuesday) used to say: Red shoes no knickers.

she also used to call me her little suckhole.

[synch]

My condoleances. Sounds like she was quite a woman.