View Full Version : Is it ironic to not be embarassed about shy bladder?
abcdefz
02-02-2006, 03:23 PM
...'cause I've noticed that, as I've gotten older, if I eneter a bathroom and someone's at the urinal, or if another guy walks in at the same time as me, I just head straight into a stall and do my business.
I mean, no offense, dude, but I don't really want to pee next to you.
I dunno.
i'm not embarassed by it so much as i am annoyed. it's like, i have better things to do than stand here at the urinal all day, i'd like to just go and be done with it, but no, it won't come out. i can't pee if there's anyone else in the vicinity.
if only ejaculation worked that way
wanton wench
02-02-2006, 03:25 PM
i'm so glad i'm a women :D
Ace42X
02-02-2006, 03:30 PM
i can't pee if there's anyone else in the vicinity.
Ditto, dunno why it has started to occur now... Never a problem when I was younger... Paranoia thing maybe.
abcdefz
02-02-2006, 03:36 PM
I don't like it when someone tries to have a conversation with me if I'm going to the bathroom. It's like, dude -- have some decency. Maybe wait until we're washing hands at the sinks, you know?
beastieangel01
02-02-2006, 03:36 PM
I'm kinda weird about that too.
In really large bathrooms, like at theme parks, there are always tons of people in there and lots of noise, so I am able to go no problem.
In single bathrooms, I dig it, it's just me.
If it's a bathroom with around 5 stalls or less, I hate it. I cannot do my business. I am too afraid to make any noises because everyone will easily hear them. And I know no one cares, but I personally don't want to.
*shrug
adam_f
02-02-2006, 03:41 PM
I was in a bathroom one time in a Borders book store, and on the wall someone wrote 'I will cum on your shoes if you let me bite your ear, LOVE WILLIAM!'
Vile.
ericlee
02-02-2006, 03:43 PM
It's something to do with some type of disorder. Like anxiety. I looked it up before because I suffered the same thing..
It was very hard for me while in the army and we had to do random drug tests and you would go into a stall and there was an observer looking straight at you piss to ensure you don't put anything in the cup.
Many times I almost killed myself of over hydration by drinking mass amounts of water just to get over the shy bladder issue.
Lately while in public, I just focus on the wall in front of the urinal and block out the surroundings and it works just fine.
abcdefz
02-02-2006, 03:45 PM
It was very hard for me while in the army and we had to do random drug tests and you would go into a stall and there was an observer looking straight at you piss to ensure you don't put anything in the cup.
...I've had doctors surprise me before, wanting urine samples, and kind of blown away if I just can't come up with one on the spot. I'm like -- can other people just pee on demand? That blows me away.
adam_f
02-02-2006, 03:46 PM
I got blood work last week and had to give a urine sample too. Did pretty well if I say so myself.
monkey
02-02-2006, 03:49 PM
i hate it when i go into a bathroom to fart and theres people in there, and then they can smell your fart and they know it's your stinky ass...
damn.
abcdefz
02-02-2006, 03:50 PM
I got blood work last week and had to give a urine sample too. Did pretty well if I say so myself.
I just need a little warning, like "Be prepared to give a urine sample." Ya know?
One time in rehab, I kept saying I had to go, had to go -- can I give the urine sample now? No.
Well, okay, so I just went to the bathroom, and, like, 10 MINUTES LATER the nurse got us all lined up for urine samples. I was like, there's no way. I actually got a strike against me for it; I couldn't believe it. I protested to my counselor, and she got the strike removed.
Have you ever tried to take a leak and someone comes in the bathroom and you still haven't gotten your stream going. And finally get fed up and flush as if you just took a piss? I have to do that way too much.
I also hate when I'm trying and someone comes to the urinal next to me, does their business and leaves as I'm still trying. I hate it.
like2_drink
02-02-2006, 03:52 PM
fuck beeing shy, it's just not right.
i can't piss in urinals if someone else is there. i take it to the stall
it's like if you were in the woods and saw a dude taking a leak, would you pick the tree next to him? hell no - you'd go to the rock.
i think the swearing gives the impression that this topic makes me mad, not the case
abcdefz
02-02-2006, 03:52 PM
i hate it when i go into a bathroom to fart and theres people in there, and then they can smell your fart and they know it's your stinky ass...
damn.
One time, I was pretty sick and taking a poo in a bookstore. One of those bathrooms that has one stall and one urinal, right?
Anyway, my poo smelled really foul, and these two guys came in and were talking to each other loudly about it.
"Damn -- I bet that's some smelly-ass WHITE BOY!" etc.
They kept urging me to flush, but I figured I'd have my petty revenge, since they didn't want to have the courtesy to maybe form a line outside the door.
abcdefz
02-02-2006, 03:53 PM
Have you ever tried to take a leak and someone comes in the bathroom and you still haven't gotten your stream going. And finally get fed up and flush as if you just took a piss?
Yup. :D
ericlee
02-02-2006, 03:54 PM
...I've had doctors surprise me before, wanting urine samples, and kind of blown away if I just can't come up with one on the spot. I'm like -- can other people just pee on demand? That blows me away.
Yeah, I can't understand how some people do that too. My ex gf used to piss in front of me on the spot (even though it kinda turned me on) but it was just different to see that and I was kinda a bit jealous that she could.
The only way I can do such a thing is if I'm wasted.
like2_drink
02-02-2006, 03:55 PM
update: by no means did i know there was a member named " rock ", don't take offence :D
cookiepuss
02-02-2006, 03:56 PM
I was in a single person ladies room last night and they had placed a HUGE full length mirror on the wall opposite the toilet. So basically you sit down and Hellllllloooooooo! you're watching yourself take a dump! I mean you could see everything :mad: :eek: it was GROSS. I about lost my appitite. I was trying to look anywhere but in that mirror...like damn! how do I give myself a little privacy here. :( who ever put that mirror there should be shot.
and yes I also find it difficult to do my thing when there are people in a public restroom.
kaiser soze
02-02-2006, 03:56 PM
i hate pissing next to guys at urinals
it's not the shy bladder that's the problem
it's the backsplash, like i want some dudes piss on my pants or sneakers
remember the bathroom etiquette link that was going around a while ago? I wish everyone took that once a year and practiced what it taught. It would make pee peeing so much easier for me.
like2_drink
02-02-2006, 03:57 PM
I was in a single person ladies room last night and they had places a HUGE full length mirror on the wall opposite the toilet. So basically you sit down and Hellllllloooooooo! you're watching yourself take a dump! I mean you could see everything :mad: :eek: it was GROSS. I about lost my appitite. I was trying to look anywhere but in that mirror...like damn! how do I give myself a little privacy here. :( who ever put that mirror there should be shot.
and yes I also find it difficult to do my thing when there are people in a public restroom.
it'd be half hilarious half disgusting if it were a two way mirror.
ericlee
02-02-2006, 03:58 PM
Have you ever tried to take a leak and someone comes in the bathroom and you still haven't gotten your stream going. And finally get fed up and flush as if you just took a piss? I have to do that way too much.
I also hate when I'm trying and someone comes to the urinal next to me, does their business and leaves as I'm still trying. I hate it.
you're not alone my friend. Not alone
Heh, I bet that after reading that, it's gonna make it much harder to piss next time
update: by no means did i know there was a member named " rock ", don't take offence :D
I only take offense that you haven't noticed me after I tried getting your attention numerous times.
i can't pee if there's anyone else in the vicinity.
what do you do at ballgames and shit?
adam_f
02-02-2006, 04:03 PM
If I absolutely have to piss next to another human, I'm always next to the guy who sneaks a peek and doesn't give a shit that I'm looking directly at him whilst I piss.
My friend was driving to Lousiana and stopped at a rest stop to take a piss. The dude next to him leaned over and complimented his cock piercing and said that he had a beautiful cock.
And now you know.
ericlee
02-02-2006, 04:08 PM
My friend was driving to Lousiana and stopped at a rest stop to take a piss. The dude next to him leaned over and complimented his cock piercing and said that he had a beautiful cock.
And now you know.
my response, "after I'm finished shaking the dew off, wait till you see the piercing your head's gonna get after I put my fist through it"
like2_drink
02-02-2006, 04:23 PM
I only take offense that you haven't noticed me after I tried getting your attention numerous times.
yeah, sometimes people don't say something so others - and that's when i realized it was a " the village " quote.
i knew you were a member, but it slipped my mind at the time. if that's any less offensive (y)
tracky
02-02-2006, 04:34 PM
i only get this sometimes, which is really annoying, cause i'll never know when it's gonna strike. Mostly I'll go for a stall anyway
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