how you talk about the opposite sex when they can't hear you

[Sarky Devotchka]

"wow, those pants make his penis look huge."

"oh god, did you see ____ wearing jeans for once? his butt is like, unf, I want to make it my wife!"

"he seems like he's got a huge penis"

"oh my god, fucking hot, I want to touch his weiner"

"shit cordo, there's so many nerdy cutes in here, I'm going to explode"

"oh tight t-shirt, I love you"

"fuckin sexy"

I thought there would be more, but when I think about it, we mostly just say "cutes" a lot and make noises. like french auh huah huah sounds. and groans. then we make obscene gestures.



I'm 12.

[mickill]

"She's stunning!"

"I'll bet she has a fantastic personality to match her glowing face"

"Boy, her radiant smile could melt polar ice caps"

"My heart may have just skipped a beat or two, my friend"

"I'd sure like for her to know how dearly I respect her"

"Hmm...what is that, Vera Wang?"

[Sarky Devotchka]

GAY

[Leonie]

"i saw a beautiful guy the other day" and than these smileys combined :D :rolleyes:
and a lot of ooooooh
we dont talk dicks tho.. but maybe we're just a lil bit to young :rolleyes:


gosh how i sound like a shallow teenager.. blegh (n)

[ASsman]

"Nice tits"
"Great tits"
"Nice ass, and tits? Shit" *gets up and chases after*
"I'd hit that"
"That too"
"Yep"
"I'd let her suck me off"
"Wouldn't mind getting it on her nerdy glasses"

[rirv]

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER REALLY HARD AND FAST AND I DON'T CARE IF SHE COMES OR NOT.

[Sarky Devotchka]

we're not obsessed with weiners, it's just fun to say stuff about them.

I'm a virgin anyway.

:o

[ASsman]

*spits out strawberry flavored water* Mmm, fake low fat sugar.

Wow, that is, yah. You sure know a lot about penises for a virgin, like where they are.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm also a lesbian.

[ASsman]

This just get's better and better. Liar.

[Rock]

"I bet her ass looks like corn flakes in a garbage bag."

"I'd like to draw a map of hawaii all over her back."

"I'd eat that ass."

"She needs a deep dicking."

"An ass like that makes me want to wear a toilet seat around my neck."

"oooooo ooo oooooo ooo I wanna sex HER up."

[ASsman]

Yah, we just horny and have no regard for your actual feelings. Atleast not in the early stages of "courtship". Atleast I know I am, I'll give up once I get somewhat older, and start looking for something to settle down on. But really why can't we all have sex and just enjoy it. C'mon, really, seriously.

[Ace42X]

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

[ASsman]

Pound? Or USD? A girl couldn't easily be insulted by a slip up like that.

[Sarky Devotchka]

"I bet her ass looks like corn flakes in a garbage bag."


"oooooo ooo oooooo ooo I wanna sex HER up."

ha ha...color me badd.

I forgot about the judging statements.

"he has woman hips. he literally has the butt of a woman, he should not be wearing those pants"

"he should have a beard"

"eughhh, gross!"

"he's nice, but I don't like his teeth"


nothing clever like the cereal bit though.

[fucktopgirl]

wow check le petard!!!

[ericlee]

"damn, I want to fuck the holy hell outta her and cry in her arms afterwards"

the one I can't stand- "I'd fuck the dogshit outta her"

"hey mother, want another?"

[Bob]

i'd stick it up her pooper

i'd tag her

i'd like to get blowed by her


i live with a bunch of culture vultures, you see

[ASsman]

We have to get some gay dude on here, seriously. Mix it up a little.

[ericlee]

We have to get some gay dude on here, seriously. Mix it up a little.

there's some queer on another message board I go to once and a while..

I posted a pic of me and he said 0_o, I'd do you..

/shivers

[Rock]

Dude...take it as a compliment. Although he could have been more classy about it. Something like 0_o, I'd really like to do your hair sometime.

[mp-seventythree]

This subject is funny, cos a lot of talk about people like that goes on between Jenn and me:

her: "See that girl, would you fuck her even if you didn't know her name?"

me: "yeah, of course"

her: "good choice"


I love my girlfriend :)

[monkey]

"yo, that dude is hot."
"yo. check out his butt."
"yo, lets go make him uncomfortably horny and then leave."

ok me and my girls are evil.

[ericlee]

Dude...take it as a compliment. Although he could have been more classy about it. Something like 0_o, I'd really like to do your hair sometime.

I could handle that. My normal barber was gay and he was cool as shit.

I've never been hit on by another guy though untill that time.. Still feel strange about it but I guess it's all good cause when I go to that message board, he doesn't say anything to me..

He did type "mail order bride" when I posted a wedding pic. Maybe he's just jealous..

[ASsman]

Hmm, stop showing off. Fruit.

[alexandra]

"I really just wanna squeeze his butt and disappear before he's turned around, and then do it again."

[ericlee]

Hmm, stop showing off. Fruit.

I aint showin' off (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e123/akwikel/Funny%20stuff/cocksuit.jpg)

[TAL]

For the most part it's the same way as when they do hear me.

[DandyFop]

My friends and I would always try to figure out penis size from smallest to largest at my old job.

I miss that job

:(

[Rock]

I've never been hit on by another guy though untill that time..

Sheeeet....I'll gay it up at times when the bartender is gay and I know if I am a little extra friendly that he will knock drinks off my tab and make my drinks stronger. What this has to do with anything...I dunno..but I thought I would share it anyways.

[ericlee]

Sheeeet....I'll gay it up at times when the bartender is gay and I know if I am a little extra friendly that he will knock drinks off my tab and make my drinks stronger. What this has to do with anything...I dunno..but I thought I would share it anyways.

Now that you mention it, I went to a few bars where the bartender was gay and as usual, I tip either $1 or $2 per drink and I've noticed the same thing..

[ms.peachy]

Now that I'm, like, old and married and stuff, the way I talk with other women about guys is a little different. I guess there are two categories - the general and the specific.

Specific is talking about our partners, and things we have done/would do/won't do/wish to god they'd ask us to do with them. Those conversations can get pretty raunchy, and are usually best accompanied by a bottle of wine or two.

General is more like, we're out and about and a decent specimen wanders by, and there's usually not much talk, it's more like an exchange of raised eyebrows and some mutual nodding, or if we do say anything, it's something fairly benign like "I dare say, a little bit of that could go a long way."

[Rock]

Why don't you tell them what you want them to ask for you to do? You wimmins make no sense to me sometimes.

[ms.peachy]

Why don't you tell them what you want them to ask for you to do? You wimmins make no sense to me sometimes.
Because you boys and your fragile egos, if we tell you stuff like, "you know I would really like it if you slapped my ass hard while you fuck me" then you start going 'hmm, how does she know she'd like that? did she do that with someone before me? was he better than me? was his dick bigger than mine? oh god maybe she's doing it with someone else now! that fucking bitch. who is he? is he better than me? is his dick bigger than mine?'

[Rock]

Eh...I guess insecure guys are like that.

[Bob]

"I really just wanna squeeze his butt and disappear before he's turned around, and then do it again."

hey, i think i met you at a party once

[beastiegirrl101]

"yo, that dude is hot."
"yo. check out his butt."
"yo, lets go make him uncomfortably horny and then leave."

ok me and my girls are evil.

yep, that's us...we mess with them, then leave.

cock teases, I swear.

[ms.peachy]

Eh...I guess insecure guys are like that.
You'd have to do a lot of work to convince me that somewhere way deep down inside, ALL guys, even the most confident ones, aren't juuuust a bit like that.

[mickill]

I'm totally like that.

[Sarky Devotchka]

"I dare say, a little bit of that could go a long way."

I'm totally going to say that as much as I can now.


A friend of ours who is adorable just recently started wearing jeans instead of dickies all the time and his butt looks so cute you could literally go insane from just looking at it! I don't know what that has to do with anything, I was just thinking out loud.

[Rancid_Beasties]

A friend of mine says "The cock is for her" quite alot (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Me and my crew usually just say "Once", "Never", or "Repeatedly". (y)

[Rock]

You'd have to do a lot of work to convince me that somewhere way deep down inside, ALL guys, even the most confident ones, aren't juuuust a bit like that.
Just a bit, sure. But not to the point where we get crazy paranoid when our women want to try something different between the sheets.

[ASsman]

Buh, I'd feel better say most... at some point in their lifes. Whole competative nature of it all brings it out in us.

[Kid Presentable]

yep, that's us...we mess with them, then leave.

cock teases, I swear.

Why not just fuck the dudes and get it over with? You're a heavy drinker, it wouldn't that much of an issue.