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ericlee
02-03-2006, 03:31 PM
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Feb 3, 2006 10:47 am US/Eastern
(1010 WINS) (NEW YORK) It was Star Wars on wheels for some Staten Island children who law enforcement officials say had to obey their school bus driver's bizarre, cruel rules every morning.

Driver Michael Cianci was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after some children reported a sick game that involved stronger students allegedly beating up on weaker ones.

Authorities say the 38-year-old driver called himself The Emperor and used Star Wars characters like Jabba the Hutt to encourage his charges to follow storylines from the movie, resulting in kids pummeling each other and cutting each other's clothes with scissors -- instead of lightsabers.

Law enforcement sources told The Daily news that Cianci said he created The Death Cheese Club to discipline the middle school children, giving them names like Darth, Sith Warrior and Jabba.

A police source told the News that Cianci admitted he knew about the roughhousing but insisted he didn't organize it. At a court appearance, Cianci pleaded not guilty and posted $500 bail before leaving with his wife and brother-in-law.

The married father of two reportedly lives with his mother in New Jersey.

He works for the Pioneer Transportation Company, earning nearly $1,000 a week. Cianci was suspended without pay.

DandyFop
02-03-2006, 03:35 PM
You and Q both just posted the same story LOLZZZ

ericlee
02-03-2006, 03:37 PM
Yeah, but I'm more cooler than him. I acually took the time to cut and paste the whole story so you could read it without having to click the link to read it..

Qdrop
02-03-2006, 03:38 PM
Yeah, but I'm more cooler than him. I acually took the time to cut and paste the whole story so you could read it without having to click the link to read it..

what a nerd....pshhhhh.

TAL
02-03-2006, 03:39 PM
If Toucan were a bus driver, he'd never hurt nobody
He just love to drive that bus, love to steer that four-wheel

ericlee
02-03-2006, 03:56 PM
godamn, q and tal. I'm fuckin' laughing....

Rawr
02-03-2006, 04:01 PM
oh maaan.

ericlee
02-03-2006, 04:05 PM
"never trust a white man driving a black van, he's just saving his vodoo for you, just for you"-Neil Fallon

Freebasser
02-03-2006, 08:25 PM
A smell a hit. Somebody write a script!

ericlee
02-03-2006, 11:33 PM
A smell a hit. Somebody write a script!

really. Q's mentioned somthing among the lines of Lord of the Flies..It has about as much of a Lord of the Flies theme as me taking a shit in the woods.

Freebasser
02-03-2006, 11:36 PM
How about Star Wars Episode 7: Patty Potter and the load of Sith.

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TurdBerglar
02-03-2006, 11:49 PM
a thousand bucks a week to drive a fuckn' school bus? god damn good deal

ericlee
02-04-2006, 12:01 AM
a thousand bucks a week to drive a fuckn' school bus? god damn good deal


I know, I think I'm gonna look up these people and see if they're hiring..