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DapperDiverge
02-03-2006, 06:05 PM
What constitutes for the different personality traits??... why is sleepy so sleepy, Happy so happy, Bashful so shy, Sneezy so sneezy, Dopey so stupid, Doc so gay, and Grumpy (in my opinion, cool)...

my opinion:

Sleepy - hooked on pain killers, alcohol, valume and sleeping pills

Happy - weed and ecstasy

Bashful - low self-esteem

Sneezy - cocaine and allergies

Dopey - born a crack baby

Doc - unhealthy obession with Elton John

Grumpy - grizzled alcholic ex-war veteran that has a cronic gambling problem

snow white and the 7 dwarfs is like watching the early episodes of "who's the boss"... c'mon, no one's getting it on... please... the only reason Grumpy didn't like her at first was because she reminded him of a hooker that stole his wallet... I wonder if he put a hit on the prince and got her all for himself?? :rolleyes:

I can see him now, all fat, hairy and stubby like Danny DeVito on the recliener watching the game yelling "where's my dinner, bitch!!" while snow white is vaccuming, fixing his dinner and washing his clothes (n)

fucktopgirl
02-03-2006, 07:31 PM
haha,thta is a correct description!!

jackrock
02-03-2006, 07:37 PM
heh, hit the nail on the head (y) (specially with grumpy)