what happened to all the real men?

[jammytastic]

the men ive met in the last ages have been slobbering pussies.

where are all the real men gone??

i want a man with a short temper. i want to be taken into line every now and then. i want raw animal aggression. i want a big massive man. a land pirate. a man who wont take my shite.

i want a man who could kill a bear with his bare hands. hed kill it then gut it and make me a rug. when he gave me it hed hurl me to the floor and fuck me on it. real savage.

im staying indoors all day lest i meet another undesirable.

:(

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't

[DandyFop]

There's real men.

They just live everywhere but where you (and I) are.

[jammytastic]

i dont think i have bad taste. i only want a go of a man like that. it goes without saying i wouldnt put up shit either. trust me. my gob is too big.

[jammytastic]

can i just say i dont want to be a bashed woman or anything? youre picking it up wrong. or maybe im shit at explaining myself. hmm. whatever i couldnt give a fuck jones.

ok.

dandy can you use a lasso?

[roosta]

coincidentally, the women ive met in the last ages have had slobbering pussies.












i dont know what that means

[jammytastic]

hahaha.

[jammytastic]

rooooooooooooooooooooooooosta. sign in already!

[yeahwho]

I have no quibble or squabble about being a real man. I'm not sure what happen to me? Maybe I just got tired of pants.

[ASsman]

I've shot a bear with my bare hands. "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

[ericlee]

sorry toots, I'm married.. Yarrrgh

[fucktopgirl]

yea,man are pussy nowaday,especially the man that live in the city.they are just too metrosexuel.they dont even know how to change a tire or spakplug,they cannot split wood with an ax.they break a nail and cry like little baby!pffffff!they put gelly in they air and try to macht their sock with their shirt! if you wanna a real man,you have to go dig in the mountain ,country.

[ms.peachy]

Mr.peachy can give a good rundown on the merits of the Clinique for Men range, put together one hell of a sharp outfit, and dicuss the finer points of modern design from here to the moon. He can also catch and gut a fish, fell a tree and chop it into firewood, and build a house from scratch. He is as happy getting measured for a suit in Madrid as he is building a fire on top of a mountain in the Catskills. And there ain't nothin' wrong with any of that.

[yeahwho]

I do use the Clinique Post Shave Healer, great product....I need the best because of my abnormally excessive levels of free testosterone. When a man becomes as manly as I not only do you begin to have have increased libido and erection frequency, I also have obtained abundant facial hair.

I must go now....to the woods....with my drums and thoughts.

[ASsman]

Mr.peachy can give a good rundown on the merits of the Clinique for Men range, put together one hell of a sharp outfit, and dicuss the finer points of modern design from here to the moon. He can also catch and gut a fish, fell a tree and chop it into firewood, and build a house from scratch. He is as happy getting measured for a suit in Madrid as he is building a fire on top of a mountain in the Catskills. And there ain't nothin' wrong with any of that.
You made him up. Or married that guy from the paper towels.

[roosta]

a hand job's a man's job
yo job's a blow job.

[GreenEarthAl]

yea,man are pussy nowaday,especially the man that live in the city.they are just too metrosexuel.they dont even know how to change a tire or spakplug,they cannot split wood with an ax.they break a nail and cry like little baby!pffffff!they put gelly in they air and try to macht their sock with their shirt! if you wanna a real man,you have to go dig in the mountain ,country.

I can split wood with an axe. I've even split damp wood, which is difficult. I don't know shit about cars though. They leave me alone, I leave them alone.

[fucktopgirl]

I can split wood with an axe. I've even split damp wood, which is difficult. I don't know shit about cars though. They leave me alone, I leave them alone.


you can split wood,,damn i am getting horny right now!! :D

[Monsieur Decuts]

i've changed oil, tires and engines
i've chopped wood, made fires and been a park ranger
i use fiber in my hair, iron my pants, and make my own non fat alfredo sauce
i've been a best friend to a down syndrom child, and helped raised my neice
to be a hip hop loving little fashion designer.
I've broken other peoples bones and noses playing/fighting in hockey.
I love painting and making music.

I'm telling you the world is full of renisance men, you just have to look in the right places. Usally a hockey rink at 11 pm on a tuesday night is a great place to look.

[ASsman]

I can hurt people smaller than me. Also one time I read a survival book, with my photographic memory I have a very good chance of surviving, ney, thriving in the wild.

[DapperDiverge]

I guess because more men are being raised by their moms nowadays, they pick up on the feminine traits...I'd like a ruff and tuff guy, ya know, a jerk with everyone else and treats me like his queen type of guy... ;)

but it's cool to quarrel once in awhile, just to know he's still got a pair (y)

[ASsman]

Damn women, don't know what the hell they want. You would like to eat your cake too, wouldnt you.

[fucktopgirl]

yeaaaa,,a cowboy but not a broken back one!!

i bet in this board,there is a lot of dude that cannot ride a horse!! :D

[sheesh]

yeaaaa,,a cowboy but not a broken back one!!

i bet in this board,there is a lot of dude that cannot ride a horse!! :D

hoooheeeehooooheeeee. That was a good on :D I can ride a horse. Raised with horses. But I'm not riding up Brokeback Mountain. Besides, shouldn't that movie be called Bareback Mountain?

Incidentally, I am a self sufficient man, albeit a married one.

[vickista]

[QUOTE=faithbanks][COLOR=DarkOrchid]Where have all the cowboys gone?
[QUOTE]


well i dno about you guys but we still have cowboys down under!yeeeha!

[fucktopgirl]

hey kiddo,,you should'nt come in a thread about man,,you're just a kid!
Go talk about gijoe and transformer,,!! :D

[vickista]

:mad: thats not funny!

and im serious just coz im 13 doesnt mean i dno this shit.

[fucktopgirl]

sorry,,,chill out kiddo,,everything is good!! :)

[jackrock]

hey kiddo,,you should'nt come in a thread about man,,you're just a kid!
Go talk about gijoe and transformer,,!! :D
hahah GI joe :D

[ms.peachy]

and im serious just coz im 13 doesnt mean i dno this shit.
Sweetie, in this case, really it kinda does.

[alexandra]

dno = don't know

^ took me about a minute to figure out. damn. i'm slower than usual today.

[like2_drink]

i want a man with a short temper.

a land pirate.

i want a man who could kill a bear with his bare hands.




OK, so, i'm boarder lining anger management, clearly i'm the fucking pirate and to top it off me and my friends agreed i could beat up a bear

i'm evan :cool:

[HEIRESS]

a hand job's a man's job
yo job's a blow job.

YEAHHHHH

I love that man, far too much

[Ace42X]

where are all the real men gone??


Omicron Persei 9

[WillMac]

jammy's a terrible go cart driver...

[hpdrifter]

i've changed oil, tires and engines
i've chopped wood, made fires and been a park ranger
i use fiber in my hair, iron my pants, and make my own non fat alfredo sauce
i've been a best friend to a down syndrom child, and helped raised my neice
to be a hip hop loving little fashion designer.
I've broken other peoples bones and noses playing/fighting in hockey.
I love painting and making music.

I'm telling you the world is full of renisance men, you just have to look in the right places. Usally a hockey rink at 11 pm on a tuesday night is a great place to look.

*drools*

where is this fabled hockey rink?

I loves me a manly man. I like it when my boyfriend sips his scotch neat and smokes and then kisses me. And when he gets all amped up about football.

He's not the grab you and throw you down and have his way with you on the bearskin rug type though.

:(

Bummer.

I'd like to have that happen at least once in my life.

[ChrisLove]

I got rid of a spider the other day

Its not chopping down trees and shit but hey its still pretty rugged. I also own a power drill