Yeah, so, I'm scared.

[B4BY 4NN]

A man has been calling my cell every morning at 4:30 leaving me obscene messages...

"My cock is so hard. Mmm, baby, I want to fuck you bad. I'm stroking it now. *more groany noises* Sarah, you're the greatest. Call me! *CLICK*"


The number comes up as "PRIVATE". I don't know this man let alone recognized the calls as pranks. They just sound too REAL.

But he knows MY name, which is scary. :"\


Hopefully, I won't be charged for another digit change (thanks to my stupid ex last year who's actually harmless).

[TurdBerglar]

you should play along next time. who knows, maybe you'll get off on it.

[B4BY 4NN]

you should play along next time. who knows, maybe you'll get off on it.

Maybe if he had a foreign accent instead of a Scranton twang, yeah.

"MAY COHCK IZ SO HERRRD. OH BWAYBEE, OH BWAYBEE."


*shudder*

[TurdBerglar]

you gotta open up a bit. come one, don't be stuck up

[B4BY 4NN]

you gotta open up a bit. come one, don't be stuck up

Knowing my luck, this creep will open me up first with the end of a fucking pipe.

[TurdBerglar]

at least it's a pipe that fucks. it could be a killing pipe

[B4BY 4NN]

*killing pipe :rolleyes:

[fucktopgirl]

THat is scary Baby,if it's a prank,it's of bad taste!
anyway, did you say to that freaking psycho that he can go fuck himself!Tell him that if he call again you gona go and beheaded is dick!

[B4BY 4NN]

THat is scary Baby,if it's a prank,it's of bad taste!
anyway, did you say to that freaking psycho that he can go fuck himself!Tell him that if he call again you gona go and beheaded is dick!

I haven't answered when he calls since I'm asleep at 4 in the morning.

[TurdBerglar]

fart into the phone

[tracky]

turn your phone off and disable your message service would seem the logical thing to do.. unless you want to keep getting these calls..

[kleptomaniac]

you gotta open up a bit. come one, don't be stuck up

it's obvious that your mystery caller is turd :rolleyes:

[beastiegirrl101]

Do you say your name on your greeting??

[cosmo105]

that's creepy. maybe it's just somebody screwing around and prank-calling? either way, i'd change my number if i was in your position.

[B4BY 4NN]

Do you say your name on your greeting??

Nope. :"\

[befsquire]

call your phone company and tell them you're receiving harrassing calls between 4 and 4:30 and have them put a trace on it if they can. then you can report him if you want once you find out who it is.

[ms.peachy]

Yeah, what bef said. Are you in the US? If so, I'm pretty sure what he is doing is quite illegal and prosectuable under anti-stalking laws. Don't just file it away under 'weirdo prank' and change your number - next thing you know, it may be he follows you home from work, you know?

[Rawr]

what the other's said.

[marsdaddy]

Even though it comes up as private, you can get the call detail at the end of the month on the exact number. How long has this been going on?

[Freebasser]

HOT