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B4BY 4NN
02-05-2006, 10:05 PM
MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE PASTE AND I'M GOING TO EAT THE GOO WITH A WOODEN SPOON AND HAVE A DANCE PARTY NAKED WITH 3 HEAVY-SET BLACK MEN WHO'LL RAM ME REAL HARD IN THE RECTAL CANAL.


Kids, that's it. Instead of an NY resolution, I've made a birthday resolution; to give up being so pervy and act a grown-lady.
Bob
02-05-2006, 10:09 PM
well alright
TAL
02-05-2006, 10:11 PM
You're gonna do all that in just 1 hour? Good luck.
Bob
02-05-2006, 10:12 PM
oh yeah and happy birthday
TAL
02-05-2006, 10:13 PM
I'll go make a thread :)
jackrock
02-05-2006, 10:14 PM
I'll go make a thread :)
:D
Echewta
02-05-2006, 11:46 PM
what is the board cumming to?
marsdaddy
02-06-2006, 06:14 PM
Shocking that you're getting the scary phone calls.
B4BY 4NN
02-07-2006, 03:13 AM
Shocking that you're getting the scary phone calls.

The scary phone calls have nothing to do with my E-charm or lack thereof. Do you honestly think I parade the streets, crotch in hand screaming "I'VE GOT VAGINAL CRUMBS, SO FUCK MY ANUS INSTEAD"? No. Maybe during TB's mall-goth prime, but we all grow up at some point. :)

And speaking of which, I think your child could use one-on-one time with his/her daddio before he/she develops a psychological disorder. Ah, wait.. Nevermind. Insulting random people on THE INTERNET is way more crucial rather than frying eggs and watching Dora the Explorer. :rolleyes: Asshole.
GreenEarthAl
02-07-2006, 05:50 AM
we all grow up at some point. :)


Good luck with that.

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