View Full Version : so, my bestfriend went in jail
she's 14.
she got caught stealing and she and kayleigh got picked up by the cops by a big cop van and they put her in a metal box thing with all metal bars.
she got a tour of the jail, she said there were even some cells that had skin eating deises, herpes and stuff from the people who use to be in there and had caution signs to not go in there.
she saw a prostitute and had to watch her get checked for drugs and stuff, there were red eletric bolt wire things across the walls too and the cops warned her not to go near cause they have 300 watts or something.
they handcuffed her and put her in a jail cell for like, 2 hours. and she only stole PUNKY COLOR!.
the people at the store took a picture of her and thats when she went to jail, they said if she steals even a little thing again she's going to court.
i dont remember anything else she told me though, except she saw lots and lots of heroin addicts and got a long lecture.
the empty cells with fleshing eating deises and herpes and scabies is so fucking creepy though, it seems like something off a horror movie with a evil man locking up a innocent person in one of the rooms to catch the deises and suffer.
B4BY 4NN
02-06-2006, 11:25 PM
Don't mention the names of insignificant friends unless you're Sarky, or somebody important.
The Notorious LOL
02-06-2006, 11:43 PM
"hey tom whered you get your fleshing eating deises and herpes and scabies?"
"I got them from jail"
"did you get gangraped?"
"no, I got them from the cell itself"
The Notorious LOL
02-06-2006, 11:46 PM
"fleshing eating deises"
hahahahahahaha
DJ_Skrilla
02-06-2006, 11:49 PM
yawn
Freebasser
02-06-2006, 11:51 PM
"fleshing eating deises"
hahahahahahaha
Yeah, that was pretty funny (y)
Sarky Devotchka
02-07-2006, 12:51 AM
"hey tom whered you get your fleshing eating deises and herpes and scabies?"
"I got them from jail"
"did you get gangraped?"
"no, I got them from the cell itself"
lol
DandyFop
02-07-2006, 12:54 AM
It kinda makes me wonder what flesh-eating disease do when they don't have flesh around to eat? Are they just like, chillin in the corner, having a smoke, talking about sports, or are they out there actively hunting flesh? Do they ever stop being hungry or is always like "god dammit, I gotta rumblin for some flesh!"
Sarky Devotchka
02-07-2006, 01:01 AM
deises don't have fingers, they smoke with their cilia.
she's 14.
she got caught stealing and she and kayleigh got picked up by the cops by a big cop van and they put her in a metal box thing with all metal bars.
she got a tour of the jail, she said there were even some cells that had skin eating deises, herpes and stuff from the people who use to be in there and had caution signs to not go in there.
she saw a prostitute and had to watch her get checked for drugs and stuff, there were red eletric bolt wire things across the walls too and the cops warned her not to go near cause they have 300 watts or something.
they handcuffed her and put her in a jail cell for like, 2 hours. and she only stole PUNKY COLOR!.
the people at the store took a picture of her and thats when she went to jail, they said if she steals even a little thing again she's going to court.
i dont remember anything else she told me though, except she saw lots and lots of heroin addicts and got a long lecture.
the empty cells with fleshing eating deises and herpes and scabies is so fucking creepy though, it seems like something off a horror movie with a evil man locking up a innocent person in one of the rooms to catch the deises and suffer.
= OWNED
maybe she should ask faithbanks for tips
pshabi
02-07-2006, 09:20 AM
She ought to have a her fucking hands cut off. People who steal should be the one's who go into those "disease" (you can't spell for fucking ass) ridden cells.
When I went to the pokey, I came out with some weird rashy/blistery shit on my arm.
she's 14.
she got caught stealing and she and kayleigh got picked up by the cops by a big cop van and they put her in a metal box thing with all metal bars.
she got a tour of the jail, she said there were even some cells that had skin eating deises, herpes and stuff from the people who use to be in there and had caution signs to not go in there.
she saw a prostitute and had to watch her get checked for drugs and stuff, there were red eletric bolt wire things across the walls too and the cops warned her not to go near cause they have 300 watts or something.
they handcuffed her and put her in a jail cell for like, 2 hours. and she only stole PUNKY COLOR!.
the people at the store took a picture of her and thats when she went to jail, they said if she steals even a little thing again she's going to court.
i dont remember anything else she told me though, except she saw lots and lots of heroin addicts and got a long lecture.
the empty cells with fleshing eating deises and herpes and scabies is so fucking creepy though, it seems like something off a horror movie with a evil man locking up a innocent person in one of the rooms to catch the deises and suffer.
She ought to have a her fucking hands cut off. People who steal should be the one's who go into those "disease" (you can't spell for fucking ass) ridden cells.
When I went to the pokey, I came out with some weird rashy/blistery shit on my arm.
but she only stole PUNKY COLOR!
wanton wench
02-07-2006, 09:29 AM
what the fuck is punky color??? i'm thinking brewster for some reason :confused:
Kid Presentable
02-07-2006, 09:32 AM
Don't mention the names of insignificant friends unless you're Sarky, or somebody important.
Pfffuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh you're a fucking clown.
what the fuck is punky color??? i'm thinking brewster for some reason :confused:
according to google, it's hair dye
hardfuckingcore
Yeah she should have :mad: . Punky Color? She went down for Punky Color when she could've done the pushout and gotten away with a whole cartload of shit.....oh man....that maketh me sad :( It always hurts when a fellow comrade goes down.
Anyhoo, where was she caught at....and if you don't want to let me know the actual store name can you at least tell me the type of store (grocery, walmartish etc.)
it was shoppers drug mart downtown.
Leonie
02-07-2006, 01:41 PM
wtf? can you get in jail when you're 14?
i dont think that happens here
according to google, it's hair dye
hardfuckingcore
i cant believe some people don't know what that is.
and its not hard fucking core, they call it that cause usually "punks" have that hair colors :rolleyes: (ps. she doesnt want to ebe punk, to clear that up) she just wanted a red.
She ought to have a her fucking hands cut off. People who steal should be the one's who go into those "disease" (you can't spell for fucking ass) ridden cells.
When I went to the pokey, I came out with some weird rashy/blistery shit on my arm.
why? she steals cause she's practicaly poor, i dont blame her.
insertnamehere
02-07-2006, 01:47 PM
i cant believe some people don't know what that is.
and its not hard fucking core, they call it that cause usually "punks" have that hair colors :rolleyes: (ps. she doesnt want to ebe punk, to clear that up) she just wanted a red.
no one over the age of 15 probably uses anything called punky color, and bob was using this thing called "sarcasm" when he said it was hard core
Leonie
02-07-2006, 01:49 PM
why? she steals cause she's practicaly poor, i dont blame her.
it's a hard one she has to steal 'cause she's poor :(
except when its hair dye.. i hate dyed hait.. i dyed it once blue, but it turned out kind of grey.. i'm so happy with my natural blond hair now.. never gonna dye it again.
no one over the age of 15 probably uses anything called punky color, and bob was using this thing called "sarcasm" when he said it was hard core
correct. the only thing more hardcore (still being sarcastic) than using PUNKY COLOR is getting sent to jail for stealing it (even if it is just a scare tour)
insertnamehere
02-07-2006, 01:57 PM
when you say "poor," do you mean poor as in theres not always enough food to eat and sometimes the utilities get cut off in her house, or do you mean that her parents dont give her enough allowance?
cookiepuss
02-07-2006, 02:32 PM
why? she steals cause she's practicaly poor, i dont blame her.
practically would imply she's not quite poor, which would mean she has some money just not as much as some or not as much as she'd like to have. :rolleyes:
practically would imply she's not quite poor, which would mean she has some money just not as much as some or not as much as she'd like to have. :rolleyes:
come on, everyone has a right to color their hair
cookiepuss
02-07-2006, 03:00 PM
come on, everyone has a right to color their hair
yeah but back in my day the poor punk girls would just use Kool Aid. ;) (that method only worked for blonds though)
zorra_chiflada
02-07-2006, 04:36 PM
she should have used marker pens like they did back in the day
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