America's Goofiest Patents!

[Funky Pepp]

I know, there's been a few threads about inventions, but I
found the funniest inventions I've ever seen in my life...

1.) The Toilet Snorkel (http://www.totallyabsurd.com/toiletsnorkel.htm)
2.) The Hijacker Injector (http://www.totallyabsurd.com/hijackerinjector.htm)
3.) The Pet Petter (http://www.totallyabsurd.com/petpetter.htm)
4.) The Wig Flipper (http://www.totallyabsurd.com/wigflipper.htm)
5.) The Wild West Mouse Trap (http://www.totallyabsurd.com/wildwestmousetrap.htm)

Give me some more... :D

[abcdefz]

5.) The Wild West Mouse Trap (http://www.totallyabsurd.com/wildwestmousetrap.htm)




Whoa.

I hope they bolt that thing to the ground or something.

[jabumbo]

i want a pair of those sled pants

[Sarky Devotchka]

dad saddle (http://totallyabsurd.com/dadsaddle.htm)

[Funky Pepp]

But would you want a
Life Expectancy Watch (http://totallyabsurd.com/lifeexpectancywatch.htm)

[cookiepuss]

Re: the toilet snorkel- "So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke."


ummmmm...yes because sewer air is so much better than smoke. :confused:

[Leonie]

goofy indeed

If you can make something it doesnt mean you have too