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cookiepuss
02-07-2006, 02:11 PM
LONDON (Reuters) - Stuck for romantic inspiration with Valentine's Day just a week away?

Then consider llamas.

A charity with the slogan "get calmer with a llama" is offering romantic country strolls for the lovelorn, leading a llama together around the picturesque Lake District in northwestern England.

"Chatting over a llama is certainly a novel way to meet people in a relaxed environment, and participants can enjoy a romantic picnic afterwards -- carried by the ever obliging llamas in their backpacks," said owner Mary Walker.

Walker, whose Lakeland Llamas charity helps the disabled, is keen to assure lonely hearts that contrary to their bad press, the South American relatives of the camel do not habitually spit at or bite people but are in fact friendly and docile.

Anyone interested can click on www.lakelandllamatreks.co.uk.

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Ok then. they forgot to mention the part where the llama spits in your date's eye. isn't that romantic?

marsdaddy
02-07-2006, 02:15 PM
Is your mama a llama?

I'm thinking of cooking dinner and maybe a tulip plant to kill.

cookiepuss
02-07-2006, 02:21 PM
don't get me wrong, I personally love llamas but they aren't exactly know for having great people skills; they can be a little testy.


I'll take a simple walk on the beach for v-day thanks. no llamas.

beastiegirrl101
02-07-2006, 02:21 PM
does anyone remember that song from Seasame St. me and my llama? The video was this little girl walking her llama down a busy NY street.

Me and my bro still sing it sometimes at family parties.

DapperDiverge
02-07-2006, 03:02 PM
they are hot... I remember back in 10th grade there was this guy on the football team... a tall drink of water... he was the spitting image of a llama ( insert pun here)..
he had these huge brown eyes, and these long eyelashes, and brown fluffy hair with a pretty long nose... he was a beautiful tan color... the girls were always around him... what was his name??...hmmmm, oh yeah Triston... I love llamas ;)

The Notorious LOL
02-07-2006, 03:04 PM
does anyone remember that song from Seasame St. me and my llama? The video was this little girl walking her llama down a busy NY street.

Me and my bro still sing it sometimes at family parties.



me and my llama going to the dentist?

beastiegirrl101
02-07-2006, 03:10 PM
me and my llama going to the dentist?


YES!!!

Iloveyou.

The Notorious LOL
02-07-2006, 03:20 PM
that shits hot. I havent seen that in yeeeears.

The Notorious LOL
02-07-2006, 03:23 PM
for the record I was more of a "Ladybugs Picnic" kind of kid.

beastiegirrl101
02-07-2006, 03:24 PM
that shits hot. I havent seen that in yeeeears.

me either. I need to get back in the SS circuit.

marsdaddy
02-07-2006, 03:25 PM
for the record I was more of a "Ladybugs Picnic" kind of kid.Noted.

Have a kid and you'll get to watch all that shit, again.

The Notorious LOL
02-07-2006, 03:26 PM
they have a cd collection of sesame street songs. I could just download, burn, and bump them in traffic on a saturday night.

The Notorious LOL
02-07-2006, 03:32 PM
EVERYBODY.....EVERYBODY SLEEPS!

marsdaddy
02-07-2006, 03:36 PM
they have a cd collection of sesame street songs. I could just download, burn, and bump them in traffic on a saturday night.Especially on a Sat date night!

beastiegirrl101
02-07-2006, 03:41 PM
EVERYBODY.....EVERYBODY SLEEPS!

SHINY HAPPY MONSTERS!

The Notorious LOL
02-07-2006, 03:53 PM
Especially on a Sat date night!


I would have no shame in that. If a girl isnt amused by stuff like that, I have no interest in her.

befsquire
02-07-2006, 07:38 PM
this is hilarious to me, as my former married surname was llamas. my friend bought josh that books marsdaddy mentioned (is your mama a llama?).

i am indeed a sexy beast, though no longer llamas.

fucktopgirl
02-07-2006, 08:32 PM
llamas are hot!!I would love to hicht a ride on one of them!